A/N: Okay so I was asked to write this a while ago... But now I never got around to it due to school. But as my first day of summer break, I decided to write this as a one-shot. I am trying to get over this blockage in my writing so I am trying to write up Oliver and the Girlfriend. So please enjoy this! Oh before I forget a special shout out to BiteMeChilliBoy! She is the one that gave me this idea! Enjoy!

Frank Collins- Age: 45

Siblings: Elizabeth Collins

Rebekah Collins

Relationship: Widowed

Favorite Quote: The Killer in me is the Killer in you.

- Billy Corgan

Bio: I was a vampire hunter bent on revenge. I am now a computer thanks to a lunatic vampire named Myrnin. I control Morganville. I used to be a raging alcoholic but now I just open portals to move people around. What a nice life I have. My daughter died years ago. My wife was killed by the leading vampires of Morganville because she was remembering which she shouldn't. I still love her. I may seem like I don't but I always will. But anyway I agree... My life is a depressing shit hole which I cannot climb out of. So add me! Or else! Mwahahahahaha!

Comments:

Shane Collins: You still love mom?

Frank Collins: Why wouldn't I?

Claire Danvers: I mean you do keep your feelings closed up so.. I mean who truly knows.

Frank Collins: I still love Katrina with all my heart.

Eve Rosser: That is so sweet!

Michael Glass: Eve why are you in their conversation? This is their moment.

Eve Rosser: But I couldn't help but comment this so sweet!

Myrnin: It's a love story. Baby just say YES!

Claire Danvers: You listen to Taylor Swift?

Frank Collins: Taylor is the shit!

Eve Rosser: But Hollywood Undead is 10 times better!

Claire Danvers: Nope! I love The Band Perry!

Myrnin: If I die young! The sharp knife of a short life! I'll be wearing white!

Shane Collins: That wasn't right.

Frank Collins: You lot are so annoying!

Michael Glass: But you're the one that made a Facebook page.

Oliver: Well Frank... If you don't like it then why do you allow us to use Facebook?

Katherine Anastasia Rosser: Now you want to help the people? Nice Ollie! Just flipping nice!

Myrnin: I'm bulletproof!

Claire Danvers: Titanium! I love that song!

Frank Collins: I have the power to cut on and off censorship?

Amelie: Of course but you have to have a clear mind and have to have a legit reason.

Frank Collins: Mwahahahahaha! Facebook is off in Morganville!

Everyone Else: No!