How Well Do You Know Me?
Hi guys! Am ByE ByE RobIn, also known as "The One Who Gave Hyuchiha Ruki the Handcuffing Idea"
And Ruki, 'ttebayo, just because I owe you 50 bucks doesn't mean I'll pay ya.
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I reply to everyone's review and don't really like writing lemon or lime, 'cause I make my friend do that…
Y'know how everyone expects summer vacation to be fun and all? Well, I used to; I changed my mind. The whole summer, I was stuck in writing camp teaching seven year-olds how to write poems, limericks and short stories! It was fun, but it was also VERY irritating! "Tenten-sensei, what rhymes with cat?!" they'd screech while they're working. THERE ARE ALLOT OF THINGS THAT RHYME WITH CAT! Hat, mat, I-wanna-hit-this-kid-with-a-bat…
So, one day, the head counselor told us to give an example of a poem we—the almighty, powerful junior counselors, cough cough-- made ourselves. So, here's mine:
"I once had a goldfish that lived in a bowl;
Its pretty eyes as black as coal
It danced around like little flames
It also loved to play games
Three years for it to live, I bet
Four months later, it got flushed down the toilet."
I admit 'toilet' isn't kid-friendly but, who would want to give kids a dull, boring example of a poem? Two words. PURE EVIL.
"Tenten? Yo, Tenten, wake up, girl!" A feminine, faint voice tells me. Omigosh! Is this my conscience?!
"Neji's comin' this way…" A gay-ish voice that sounds like my friend Lee's coos.
I feel a sudden drip on my hair pulling me up from something cold and wet. My eyes shoot open as someone shouts, "YO TENTEN! WAKE UP!" Wait. It's not my conscience, it's just my Obsessive Compulsive, best friend, Temari.
"Tenten, darling, if you want Mr. Screw-facing-the-sun to notice you, I'd suggest not having food on my, err, how do you say? Face," GAH. LEE, SHUT UP!
Temari grabs a tissue from her tissue box in her backpack. (A/N: Er, my mom's like that.) She puts in weak, pale hand as she properly puts her Gatorade bottle on the side of her sandwich. I grip on the tissue and start wiping.
"Guys, my life is ruined," I groan. "It's like the kind of merry-go-round that's so boring they play elevator music,"
Lee rises from his seat and starts jumping up and down, clapping his hands. "I LOVE MERRY-GO-ROUNDS!" he sounds like a little boy after you've told him you're going to Disneyland for his birthday.
"Lee, please, can't you see she's having a bad time already?" Temari sarcastically AND sympathetically asks.
"Tema-chan, MERRY-GO-ROUNDS ARE AWESOME! I hope you understand that," Lee grins.
Temari rolls her eyes and looks at her Biology notes. "Snakes. THEY DO NOT HAVE EYELIDS. THEY ARE POISONOUS. AND THEY ARE FOR GAY TEACHERS LIKE OROCHIMA-" Temari got cut off from her "review" by the one and only dog-boy Kiba.
Kiba. DEFINITION: Skirt-chaser, had a crush on me, tried to flirt with me, tried to bribe me into asking him to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. He'll never understand Neji's the only one for me.
"VOTE HYUUGA NEJI, FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!" Kiba blares into the megaphone as Neji and his gang throw confetti and quarters. OMIGOSH. HE'S COMING THIS WAY. He walks by, being his usual hot self. Beautiful pearl eyes, sexy long hair and that amazing six-pack hidden in his skin tight shirt.
Wait. Where's he going? HE'S LEAVING? Hold that. Everybody's gone. Temari, Lee, Kiba. Shoot. The bell must've rang while I was staring at Neji.
I race through the halls, ignoring the flying paper and the groaning teachers. Room 108, this is my stop. Science class with Homo-Hebi. The only reason we call him 'Homo-Hebi' or 'Homo-Snake' is because, Orochimaru LOOKS gay, SOUNDS gay, ACTS gay and is being depicted as GAY. A different kind of gay, his level is much higher than Lee's.
Opening the door, I peer in, hoping he doesn't notice. I quickly run to my desk next to Neji's cousin, Hinata.
"Tenten-san, what happened?" Hinata consciously asked. She's always so shy and timid and practically always staring at the Class Clown, Naruto. She's got a crush on him, I know, but, if she's ever gonna impress that idiot she has to show her true colors.
"I just got a little trouble with some-" God, Orochimaru's ruining my day. Does he HAVE to cut me off like that?
"Since, both you and Mr. Hyuuga are late, " He explains. OMIGOSH, Neji's late too? "You two will have to be partners and examine the muscular system."
"God, are you serious?" I blurt out. Whoops. That was supposed to be between me and myself only. Don't forget me. Who're you? Your conscience. Why do you sound like Neji? I'm only making myself sound this way to make you feel comfortable. You did a great job, bucko. Cut the sarcasm.
Haha. Sorry guys, that's it. I'll continue don't worry JUST REVIEW!