What I do in my spare Time

by Shatatomyo

These are a collection of funny/cool sayings that I have found throughout the past year 1or at least half of them1 I have given credit to those who said them.

1. Chapter 1

On ne voit bien qu'avec la couer. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.

(It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. The essential is invisible to the eyes.)

Madame Pomfrey: "If something goes wrong-"

Harry: "Come to the wicked witch of the Hospital Wing!"

(the above quote is copyright (c) of SilverFlameoftheWindScar 2007)

Tidus+Yuna Tuna! (I love this one ;P)

"Truth, Justice, and really clean floors!"

- janitor, space quest

"How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?"

"We are not retreating, we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

"Stand up for Jesus, or for Christ's sake sit down!"

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die" - Mel Brooks

"Sometimes I look up at the stars in the sky and I ask myself, 'where have I gone wrong?' and the little voice answers, 'this is going to take more than one night!'"

"You are unique, just like everyone else!"