For reference this is a One off that i wrote based off a dream a friend had shortly after seeing The Force Awakens. It is purely Satirical and not in anyway what i believe would happen in the universe. Enjoy.
"My soldiers tell me that you're one of the more sarcastic of prisoners we've ever held." The metallic voice spoke from behind the black and silver mask.
The imposing figure wore all black, even down to the buckles on his boots. From his belt hung a saber with two crossguard vents and the normal central emitter. His helmet emulated that of a dark figure from a time past but still seemed to have its own flair and design. The most intimidating aspect being that the vision slot didn't have any material on it that was immediately noticeable, instead opting to make it appear as though anyone looking at it was staring into an abyss.
Across from him a woman was strapped to an interrogation table, though she seemed more annoyed than upset. She wore the black body suit from a set of Stormtrooper armor. Her hair was tied back into a ponytail and her eyes shown of defiance.
"Yeah well at least I don't dress as though Vader and the Emperor did all my shopping at Sith Garage sales." She spat back at him.
"I meant it as an observation and not an insult, Corporal Gab-Reil." The man said.
"Excuse it all you want, I'm still stuck here." Gab responded.
"That at least is true." The man confirmed, a slight haughtiness to his tone. "So I am going to assume that it was you who placed a false recording of Darth Vader speaking to me in my quarters, in some strange attempt to confuse me."
"Not to confuse." Gab said laughing. "To see how long you would talk to a burnt mask."
"If only you knew what the Force was capable of." The man threw out.
"Um… Ren, mind if I call you that not feeling very Kylo right now, Ren I've seen Rey in action since she returned. I know what the Force can do." Gab told him.
"So you think." Kylo spat. "It was also you who made a holographic recording of my father appear to make me believe he had attained immortality despite not being Force sensitive."
"That took some time and a lot of convincing with Leia to get it built. Still worth it." Gab chuckled.
"Of course it did." Kylo brushed off. "I could forgive all of this except you ruined my favorite cape with your miniscule hole in the blue milk glass trick. I won't be able to wear it for at least another month. That I cannot forgive."
"Watching your face when you figured it out is worth whatever punishment comes down." Gab said smiling.
"And how did you manage to observe all of these events again?" Kylo asked.
"Oh Fin told me where to find a suit of armor on the ship. Sneak in, find one, throw it on, and prank." Gab answered him.
"Interesting." Kylo pondered. "Either way I must kill you. I cannot be allowed to be made a fool of."
"Wait!" Gab yelled. Noticing Kylo had stopped taking his lightsaber off his belt she continued. "What if I helped you do the same to General Hux?"
"And why would I want that?" Kylo asked.
"Because you think he usurping your position under Snoke?" Gab guessed.
Kylo seemed to think for a time before speaking again.
"Fine. What did you have in mind?"
"He enjoys Nerf Steak im guessing?"
"Yes very much so."
"Simple, get him over salt the steak and spill his ale in his lap ruining his favorite uniform like I did your cape."
"Yes. That could work." Kylo then went to a box in the corner of the room. He removed pieces of Stormtrooper armor and released the Interrogation Table. "Put the armor back on. Then we can go about our business."
Gab did as she was told and from that day forth Kylo Ren and Gab-Reil continued to prank multiple officers, Stormtroopers, and even once supreme leader Snoke for years to come.