Ha! My very OWN fanfic! With my own corny humor! What joy! Anyways, I will try my best to make this a romantic comedy. I have everything planned out, unlike other fanfics I've made. I still don't know what happened to Roommates, and I promise to re update it, for the very few fans that like it. Anyways, ENJOY!

Dateless: Chapter one

"InuYasha, cheer up. It could be worse," Sango rubbed her best hanyou's friends back. "Than what?" InuYasha groaned sliding his pizza away. "Well...uh...Kikyou could've been a guy in disguise! That's it." Sango snapped her fingers. "Kikyou dumped me. She said it as though she didn't care, and then left without a word." InuYasha dropped his head against the table. "For all you know, she could be getting run over by a truck, right now." Sango tried her best to cheer him up. "Ha!" InuYasha lifted his head up, and slammed the table with his palm. "I'd be damned if she did!" He laughed. "Feeling better?" Sango asked with hope.

"I sure am!"

"Good, can we go to the arcade now?"

"Sure why not," InuYasha stood up and stretched. The mall was filled with people; most of them were probably dating someone. "While we're there, you can get me a pretzel," InuYasha casually put an arm around Sango's shoulders. "Yeah, riiiggghtt," Sango put her arm around InuYasha's waist and chuckled. They passed a couple who were kissing each other lightly by a vending machine. InuYasha stopped and looked at them. It reminded him of how he and Kikyou were.

Without a second thought, InuYasha threw his remaining pizza at the couple. "Stop it!" he yelled. The girl, shocked and mad, shrieked as she tried to wipe the sauce off the sauce on her low cut white blouse. InuYasha bolted away, taking Sango with him. "Did you see what that boy did?" "Oh my!" "A waste of starchy food! You Bastard!" People whispered or yelled.

"I take it you're still upset?" Sango sighed, leaning against the arcade wall. "What-makes- you-think-that?" InuYasha said as hit moles with a rubber hammer. He smashed one, demolishing it. "Nothing," Sango got up and went to some games. She won a watch, coupons for Dukylons, lollipops, a jackpot on a pirate game, before she went back to InuYasha. Who was still playing whack a mole. "Oh boy..." She sighed as InuYasha smashed the last mole. "You have got to be joking! I won more points than that!" he yelled as three lousy tickets popped out. "Piece of good for nothing shit! Bull Shit! Bull shit! Bullshit!" He repeatedly kicked the 'sorry' laughing mole filled machine. "Come on, InuYasha, let's go. Clearly taking you to a movie, food, and fun didn't cheer you up," Sango took InuYasha's hand and pulled/led him out of the staring arcade.

-Meanwhile on the other side of the mall-

"But Miroku-"Kagome whined. "Now, Kagome, you know you shouldn't do things like that. Stealing is wrong," Miroku lectured as he put an expensive looking watch into his pocket. "You just did," Kagome glared her friend. "You, a young beautiful girl, like yourself, should be out boy hunting," Miroku continued, clearing his throat. "Like you should be putting that watch back?" she pointed out. "Quite right," Miroku nodded in agreement. "I will wonder about, pick pocket beautiful woman, and meet you back here in another hour," he continued. "Fine," Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes, and walked away. Always on my own, dammit. I need a boyfriend. Kagome went into the crowd that was surrounding 5 booths. "What's going on?" Kagome asked a girl, who was chatting away wither her friend. "Excuse me," Kagome tried again. The girl's friend pointed to Kagome. "Yes?" the girl said.

"What's going on?"

"It's a dating thing,"

'What kind?"

'You know, a quiz, and a computer will find you the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend who signed up." The girl explained. "Why would any one rely on a machine to find love for you?" Kagome asked. "It's just a machine," the girl said with a sneer. "If you didn't like the idea, why ask at all?" She continued. Kagome cursed under her breath and left. Mean bitch. She thought.

"InuYasha, you need to work on your people skills," Sango said, still clinging to InuYasha's hand. "I'm doing fine," InuYasha snapped. A girl bumped into InuYasha. "Oh!" she cried, as she nearly fell. Kagome caught her balance as a kind hand helped her up. "Watch you're going wench!" InuYasha shouted. "InuYasha!" Sango hissed. "I'm soooo sorry, just ignore him, he's having a bad day," Sango apologized. InuYasha stood glaring at them both, mainly at the girl with violet eyes. "Ha! That's an understatement!" InuYasha laughed. "I'm fine, thank you," Kagome stood up straight. "I hope he didn't hurt you!" Sango waved good bye and sped off with InuYasha clutching the back of her pony tail. "Today is just not my day!" InuYasha complained. "Kikyou, the damn moles, and now some Kikyou wannabe shoves me!" he continued. "She reminds you of Kikyou?' Sango asked, cocking an eyebrow as the two sat on a bench for a while. "You saw her! Same hair, evil eyes, skin, and nearly the same height!" InuYasha complained in a quick voice. Ignoring his complaints, Sango spotted 5 booths. Many girls surrounded it, like vultures after a carcass.

She took InuYasha and led him over, understanding what it was right away. "Where are we going?" InuYasha asked.

"I have an idea, that will help you get over Kikyou,"

"And how will that be accomplished?"

"A dating booth."

"What?"

"Take a quiz, a machine picks a match for you, a poof, you get a girlfriend,"

"That's stupid, who'd rely on a machine?"

"It may get you the girl of your dreams,"

"Feh, yeah right,"

"Stop whining, I'll do it too. And I'll make a bet with you."

"Try me."

"Whichever one of us stays with our match the longest gets $200."

"…Fine, deal." The two shook hand. After 30 minutes of waiting the two made it to booths. They climbed in, Sango took one, and InuYasha took another.

"I hate this already," InuYasha said as he looked around the booth.

A/N: yippee! I did it! I hope you all liked it, and I'm so happy cuz I got pocky for the first time! I LOVE POCKY! I want some for Christmas! Send me 5 boxes or more, and I'll give you chocolate filled cupcake! WHHHEEE! Don't insult my stupidity, and stay away from my cheerios! Ja ne!

A/N (again!) Okay, it's been a while since I first posted Dateless, I just finished editing this after I re-read and I also just finished chapter 6. I'm hoping that when I finish chapter 7 I remember to proof read because man did I find a lot of mistakes in this! Lol! To those who want to keep reading this, if you find any mistakes in the upcoming chapters that I didn't catch let me know! Ja ne!

LadyDragonStar