Pong: The Lame Switch
By Skippie
One day the 2 paddles and the ball sat there in a land called Black.
Paddle 1: What's it like to be on the right side Paddle 2?
Paddle 2: Ah, its okay.
Paddle 1: Did ya ever think of switching sides?
Paddle 2: Yeah.
Paddle 1: Wanna switch?
Paddle 2: Ok.
The 2 paddles switched places.
Paddle 1: Get ready Ball!
Ball: *BURP!* Ok.
A lame game of Pong started.
Paddle 1: Whoa yeah! I'm winning!
Paddle 2: *Pant! Pant!* I'm gonna get ya! *SLAM!*
Paddle 1: OWWWWWWW!
Paddle 1 Was hit in the groin.
Paddle 1: Yeouch! That hurt!
Paddle 2: Sorry!
Paddle 1: You know people have feelings too, but you just like to hurt them!
Paddle 2: Look, I'm really sorry but we're not people. Just forgive me!
Paddle 1: NO! I HATE THIS SIDE OF THE COURT! I EVEN HATE YOU!
Paddle 2: Oh yeah!? Well eat white squares of my body!
And so the 2 paddles got into a fight.
Ball: *Sigh* Here we go again!
The End