KIND OF POINTLESS SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE
AFFAIRS!!!!!
A/N: Ok, I'm a raging maniac hostess to my other beautiful script thing that I haven't posted yet, but Um yah. I don't own crap in this story hahahah as usual though I really wanna own Zelly Welly!!!!!!!!!!!! .....nm...well have fun! PS this story has FF8 chars
Link, Young Link, Bowser, and Marth are fighting on Corneria: The Lylat System.
Link: ::does a high jump on other side of Zelda who's just standing there:: Cmon Zelda we can get a -
*BAM*
Bowser jumps up below him and sends him flying into the background.
Bowser: Hiya Zelda!
Zelda: ::giggles and turns away:: Hiya Bowser...
Bowser: Could we hook up sometime -
*BAM*
Zelda doesn't notice that Marth had jumped up and smacked Bowser to the clouds with his um...sword.
Zelda: ::turns around again:: Oh! Marth....
Marth: ::bows:: Your beautyness....
Zelda: ::jumps down onto little end part of ship:: I'm gonna go down here....
Marth: I'll fol-
*SMASH!*
Marth got bashed by Young Link who came running up behind haha that's his usual trick I might add.
Zelda: ::turns and sees Young Link standing all heroic with the sunlight behind him::
Young Link: ::grins and takes out milk - is about to chug it down when starship comes from background and blasts him::
Young Link: ::flying into space:: DAAAAAAMMMMN YOOOUUUUUU STAAAAAARSHIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Such profanity...... ::yawns::
Link: ::comes down next to her:: Hello Baby I am your SAY-VEE-OR! (a/n: haha that means savior jic u didnt kno)
Zelda: ::in valley girl voice:: Yeah right! ::does whatever sign to his face::
Link: ::gets on his knees and begs:: But Zelda baby!
Zelda: ::looks impatient:: Whaaaaaaatever!
Bowser: ::hops down next to Link:: Move it, Weenier! ::punches Link::
Link: UH! ::hits screen::
Zelda: OH BOWSER! ::jumps and almost gets into his arms when Marth comes and slashes him into air, taking his place:: ::so instead Zelda falls into Marth's arms::
Zelda: o.O
Marth: ^.^;;;;;;;;
Zelda: ::shrugs:: You're MUH MAN!! ::kisses Marth numerous times::
Marth: Yeaaaa! ::turns droozy::
Young Link: NNOOOOOOOO IM OOUT OF LIVES!!!!!!
Roy somehow joins the game.
Roy: ::hops down into the strange ship area:: Hi!
Zelda: ::shoves Marth aside and runs to Roy:: HI!
Marth: Uh.........
Zelda: Um...::runs to Roy and jumps into his arms:: Help me Marth he's tryin' to kidnap me!
Marth: WHAT. ::stomps fast and furiously towards Roy drawing his sword, and swinging it, popping Roy far far away::
Roy: YOU'RE A LIAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrrr.......::voice fades::
Zelda: ^.^;;;;;; haha he was kidding...
Marth: Rrrrrite.... o.O
Squall Leonhart walks in and up to Zelda.
Squall: Excuse me, uh....do you know the way out of here?
Marth: ::jumps in front of Zelda to defend her:: Get away from my love!
Zelda: Um....
Squall: o.O
Zell walks up behind Squall.
Zell: Hey Squall, did you find the way out yet?
Squall: Nope..but I'm still looking. I was hoping these people could help.
Zell: ::looks:: OOO! I know you! You're Zelda!!!
Squall: .........
Zelda: ::holds out her hand past Marth:: Well, ::giggles::
Zell: ::Runs up to her:: Oh Zelda I lo-
Marth: hiiiYAAA! ::swings up his shield and Zell gets blasted to the background::
Zelda: =O Zelly!
Squall: ZELL!!!! ::takes out gunblade:: That's it, mayn, you're goin' down!!
Marth: I challenge you to a sword fight!
Squall and Marth are now having a sword fight.
Zelda: ::sighs:: Where is my man now?
Somehow once again, Roy joins the game
Roy: ::points sword at Zelda:: YOU!!
Zelda: Eep...
Roy is now chasing Zelda around the ship
Bowser: ::jumps in front of Roy and punches him to hit the screen:: RWAR!
Zelda: ::stops running and looks back:: EW BOWSER EW!!!!
Bowser: I thought you liked me!!!!
Zelda: EW Bowser's spikes are SO yesterday!!!!
Bowser: ::starts to cry::
As Zelda stopped, Roy caught up.
Roy: ZELDA YOUR A PREP AND A VALLY GIRL!!! ::swings sword and sends Zelda screaming to the background::
Zelda: AHHHHEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TINK!*
Marth: ::is still fighting Squall::
Zell: ::appears again:: Dude, I'm like, totally almost out of lives!
Link: ::jumps down from somewhere:: ::lands on feet really coolly and stares at Zell::
Zell: ::waves:: Uh hi man.
Link: You killed Zelda...You killed my princess!
Zell: I didn't do anything man! You got it all wrong!
Link: Sure...whatever
*Record Squeals*
Squall: ::pops up in front of Link:: What did you say...?
Link: Uh..whatever?
Squall: ::takes out gunblade slowly:: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Link: I said WHAAAATEVER! ::turns impatiently to the side and taps foot:: I don't have time for thIAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::flies in background::
Squall: ::grins evily and puts gunblade away::
Zell: ::shakes fist:: That was RIGHTEOUS man!
Squall: o.O you sound like a prep....
Zell: I am NOT a prep!
Squall: ........
Zell: I am NOT a PREP!
Squall: ..whatever....
Marth: ::stops fighting:: Hey...::Realizes he was fighting his shadow for the whole time:: Aw........
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Anni: Yes it was STUPID!
Audience: STUPID!
Anni: POINTLESS!
Audience: POINTLESS!
Anni: But best of all, FUNNY!
Audience: ...................
(crickets chirp in distance)
Anni: ::face falters:: Oh ok, so it wasn't funny to YOU...::points accusingly to audience:: But maybe to THEM!!! ::gestures to people reading::
Audience: ::all simontaneously cough::
Anni: ::sighs:: Yeah, yeah, whatever......Well don't forget to read the Tartar Sauce Series, and meet me, Anna, Min, and many many more! P.S. it's under the name of Litoblueanjel, along with the other story I wrote, a dog named Kujo. Hehe.
Audience: Do we have to?
Anni: YOU DO IF YOU WANNA GET PAID!!!!!!
Audience: Oh....:::shut up::
Anni: ::looks triumphant:: Well join us next time on -
Audience: TAR- wait, this wasn't an episode of Tartar Sauce!
Anni: OH YEAH.....well just say, um.... ::whispers::
Audience: ::shrug:: STUPID POINTLESS SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE AFFAIR THINGY!!!
(PLEASE r&r!)
AFFAIRS!!!!!
A/N: Ok, I'm a raging maniac hostess to my other beautiful script thing that I haven't posted yet, but Um yah. I don't own crap in this story hahahah as usual though I really wanna own Zelly Welly!!!!!!!!!!!! .....nm...well have fun! PS this story has FF8 chars
Link, Young Link, Bowser, and Marth are fighting on Corneria: The Lylat System.
Link: ::does a high jump on other side of Zelda who's just standing there:: Cmon Zelda we can get a -
*BAM*
Bowser jumps up below him and sends him flying into the background.
Bowser: Hiya Zelda!
Zelda: ::giggles and turns away:: Hiya Bowser...
Bowser: Could we hook up sometime -
*BAM*
Zelda doesn't notice that Marth had jumped up and smacked Bowser to the clouds with his um...sword.
Zelda: ::turns around again:: Oh! Marth....
Marth: ::bows:: Your beautyness....
Zelda: ::jumps down onto little end part of ship:: I'm gonna go down here....
Marth: I'll fol-
*SMASH!*
Marth got bashed by Young Link who came running up behind haha that's his usual trick I might add.
Zelda: ::turns and sees Young Link standing all heroic with the sunlight behind him::
Young Link: ::grins and takes out milk - is about to chug it down when starship comes from background and blasts him::
Young Link: ::flying into space:: DAAAAAAMMMMN YOOOUUUUUU STAAAAAARSHIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Such profanity...... ::yawns::
Link: ::comes down next to her:: Hello Baby I am your SAY-VEE-OR! (a/n: haha that means savior jic u didnt kno)
Zelda: ::in valley girl voice:: Yeah right! ::does whatever sign to his face::
Link: ::gets on his knees and begs:: But Zelda baby!
Zelda: ::looks impatient:: Whaaaaaaatever!
Bowser: ::hops down next to Link:: Move it, Weenier! ::punches Link::
Link: UH! ::hits screen::
Zelda: OH BOWSER! ::jumps and almost gets into his arms when Marth comes and slashes him into air, taking his place:: ::so instead Zelda falls into Marth's arms::
Zelda: o.O
Marth: ^.^;;;;;;;;
Zelda: ::shrugs:: You're MUH MAN!! ::kisses Marth numerous times::
Marth: Yeaaaa! ::turns droozy::
Young Link: NNOOOOOOOO IM OOUT OF LIVES!!!!!!
Roy somehow joins the game.
Roy: ::hops down into the strange ship area:: Hi!
Zelda: ::shoves Marth aside and runs to Roy:: HI!
Marth: Uh.........
Zelda: Um...::runs to Roy and jumps into his arms:: Help me Marth he's tryin' to kidnap me!
Marth: WHAT. ::stomps fast and furiously towards Roy drawing his sword, and swinging it, popping Roy far far away::
Roy: YOU'RE A LIAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrrr.......::voice fades::
Zelda: ^.^;;;;;; haha he was kidding...
Marth: Rrrrrite.... o.O
Squall Leonhart walks in and up to Zelda.
Squall: Excuse me, uh....do you know the way out of here?
Marth: ::jumps in front of Zelda to defend her:: Get away from my love!
Zelda: Um....
Squall: o.O
Zell walks up behind Squall.
Zell: Hey Squall, did you find the way out yet?
Squall: Nope..but I'm still looking. I was hoping these people could help.
Zell: ::looks:: OOO! I know you! You're Zelda!!!
Squall: .........
Zelda: ::holds out her hand past Marth:: Well, ::giggles::
Zell: ::Runs up to her:: Oh Zelda I lo-
Marth: hiiiYAAA! ::swings up his shield and Zell gets blasted to the background::
Zelda: =O Zelly!
Squall: ZELL!!!! ::takes out gunblade:: That's it, mayn, you're goin' down!!
Marth: I challenge you to a sword fight!
Squall and Marth are now having a sword fight.
Zelda: ::sighs:: Where is my man now?
Somehow once again, Roy joins the game
Roy: ::points sword at Zelda:: YOU!!
Zelda: Eep...
Roy is now chasing Zelda around the ship
Bowser: ::jumps in front of Roy and punches him to hit the screen:: RWAR!
Zelda: ::stops running and looks back:: EW BOWSER EW!!!!
Bowser: I thought you liked me!!!!
Zelda: EW Bowser's spikes are SO yesterday!!!!
Bowser: ::starts to cry::
As Zelda stopped, Roy caught up.
Roy: ZELDA YOUR A PREP AND A VALLY GIRL!!! ::swings sword and sends Zelda screaming to the background::
Zelda: AHHHHEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TINK!*
Marth: ::is still fighting Squall::
Zell: ::appears again:: Dude, I'm like, totally almost out of lives!
Link: ::jumps down from somewhere:: ::lands on feet really coolly and stares at Zell::
Zell: ::waves:: Uh hi man.
Link: You killed Zelda...You killed my princess!
Zell: I didn't do anything man! You got it all wrong!
Link: Sure...whatever
*Record Squeals*
Squall: ::pops up in front of Link:: What did you say...?
Link: Uh..whatever?
Squall: ::takes out gunblade slowly:: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Link: I said WHAAAATEVER! ::turns impatiently to the side and taps foot:: I don't have time for thIAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::flies in background::
Squall: ::grins evily and puts gunblade away::
Zell: ::shakes fist:: That was RIGHTEOUS man!
Squall: o.O you sound like a prep....
Zell: I am NOT a prep!
Squall: ........
Zell: I am NOT a PREP!
Squall: ..whatever....
Marth: ::stops fighting:: Hey...::Realizes he was fighting his shadow for the whole time:: Aw........
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Anni: Yes it was STUPID!
Audience: STUPID!
Anni: POINTLESS!
Audience: POINTLESS!
Anni: But best of all, FUNNY!
Audience: ...................
(crickets chirp in distance)
Anni: ::face falters:: Oh ok, so it wasn't funny to YOU...::points accusingly to audience:: But maybe to THEM!!! ::gestures to people reading::
Audience: ::all simontaneously cough::
Anni: ::sighs:: Yeah, yeah, whatever......Well don't forget to read the Tartar Sauce Series, and meet me, Anna, Min, and many many more! P.S. it's under the name of Litoblueanjel, along with the other story I wrote, a dog named Kujo. Hehe.
Audience: Do we have to?
Anni: YOU DO IF YOU WANNA GET PAID!!!!!!
Audience: Oh....:::shut up::
Anni: ::looks triumphant:: Well join us next time on -
Audience: TAR- wait, this wasn't an episode of Tartar Sauce!
Anni: OH YEAH.....well just say, um.... ::whispers::
Audience: ::shrug:: STUPID POINTLESS SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE AFFAIR THINGY!!!
(PLEASE r&r!)