Well this is a mix of InuYasha and Fruits Basket… yea… we don't know what to else put… so blah blah blah blah blah here is the stupid story… YAYNESS!!!
Note: Characters may be REALLY out of character
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One lazy summer afternoon, the "Inu Gang" are all in a clearing. Kagome is digging through her big fat stupid yellow backpack, InuYasha is sitting in a tree, Sango is just sitting around and Miroku is no where to be seen.
"InuYasha!!" Kagome yelled as she digged through her backpack.
"What do ya want?!" he answered from his spot in the tree.
"Well fine then, I guess you don't want any ramen!"
"W-wait!! I do!! I do!!!" InuYasha said quickly.
"Oh, okay!"
Kagome takes out some ramen and starts cooking it. Sango looks around for Miroku.
"Does anyone know where Miroku is?" she asked just as Miroku walked to camp.
"Hello everyone!" he says and smiles.
"There you are Miroku! What have you been up to, letch?" Sango asked and glared at him.
"Uhh…nothing! Honestly Sango…" Miroku said and sits down next to her. InuYasha's stomach rumbles.
"How long does it take woman?!" he growls at Kagome.
"Done!" Kagome said and walked over to InuYasha and gives him the ramen.
Miroku reached down to grope Sango's butt, and in return she smacks him leaving a red hand print on his face. InuYasha stuffs the ramen in his mouth and sniffs the air.
"Ere's a rot of peepre gorring ris way" he said, spitting the ramen all over the place, especially on Kagome. He swallows the ramen that's left in his mouth and continues, "Mostly humans but there are two demons too" he says and jumps down, taking the Tetsaiga out.
"I sense a jewel shard!" Kagome said, taking some ramen out of her hair.
Sango and Miroku stand up abruptly.
"Let's go check it out!" Kagome exclaims and grabs her bow and arrows that just so
happened to be on the ground next to her.
"You stay here, I'll go." InuYasha says.
"You can't even see the jewel shards!! I'm coming!" Kagome argued.
"I'm coming too." Sango says and grabs her boomerang.
Miroku nods. "Let's go."
InuYasha growls at Kagome.
"Don't make me say the 'S' word…" Kagome threatens.
"…Follow me." InuYasha grumbles and walks East with everyone else following him.
Two cat demons are running through the woods for some unknown reason until you find out really soon. Stella is running on the ground, and her sister Tatsuya is jumping from tree to tree.
"Why are we running ag—" Stella starts saying and runs into something.
Tatsuya stops and sweatdrops.
"Ummm… that's a tree…" she says.
Stella glares at the tree and kicks it. "Stupid tree…" she mutters before running off again. Tatsuya follows.
'I forgot I can't talk while running!' Stella thinks as they continued running.
"So what were you saying before?" Tatsuya asks. "Oh…wait, nevermind" she adds quickly, remembering that Stella can't talk while shes running.
"Why are we running?" Stella asks really fast and stumbles.
Tatsuya sighs. "Look behind you." she answeres simply.
They both stop and Stella turns around to see a really, really, really, really, big demon of some sort.
"Boo!" the demon says.
Stella anime falls. "And I'm supposed to be scared of that?! HA!!" she says. "…now what?"
Tatsuya jumps down from a tree with a purple energy orb in her hand and blasts it into the demon's head, killing it. A jewel shard falls from the demon's head onto the ground.
"Whose idea was it to run in the first place?" Tatsuya asks.
"I don't know! …maybe mine…" Stella answers.
"Uh huh… now where do we go?" Tatsuya asks while picking up the jewel shard.
"That way!" Stella says and points West and starts walking in the direction.
A random portal appears right above her head and then disappears as five people fall out on top of her. Tatsuya sweatdrops.
Yuki landed on the top and looked around. "Where are we?" he asked.
"ON TOP OF ME!!!" Stella yelled.
"OH MY GOD I'M SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER STARTED TALKING AND DISTRACTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SO SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ritsu squeals from on top of Stella.
"JUST GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Stella's chestnut, black tipped ears twitch and she growls dangerously.
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!"
Tatsuya kicks Stella's head. "Oh, shut up."
"Make me." Stella says, glaring at Tatsuya.
Tatsuya sits on Stella's head and falls off. "Dammit…" she mutters.
Yuki jumps off, then Momiji, Shigure, Ayame, and lastly Ritsu.
"Who are you people?" Stella asks while getting up.
"DID I HURT YOU!??!?!? I'M SO SORRY!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED SOME MORE IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!!!" Ritsu squeals yet again.
Stella's ears flatten against her head. "JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
"I'M SORRY!!!! I TALKED AGAIN AND ANNOYED YOU!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!"
Momiji runs up in front. "Hello! I'm Momiji!"
Yuki nods. "I'm Yuki.
"I'm Shigure. It's nice to meet you. Shigure says and smiles.
"My name is Ayame." Ayame says and stands next to Yuki.
"I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ritsu yells and Yuki smacks him on the head. "I'M SORRY YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cries some more.
Stella's right eye twitches. "Forget this, I'm leaving. Coming Tatsuya?" she asks and starts walking West.
"…Can I take the cute one?" Tatsuya asks and points at Momiji.
Stella rolls her eyes. "Whatever… are you co—" she starts to say and trips.
"Are you alright?" Yuki asks.
"YAYNESS!!!" Tatsuya exclaims and grabs Momiji's hand. "Clumsy sister…" she mutters as she drags Momiji past Stella.
"I HEARD THAT!" Stella yells, getting up.
"Where are we going?" Momiji asks.
"With me 'cause your so kawaii!!" Tatsuya answers and smiles.
"Are you all coming or not?" Stella asks the others and follows Tatsuya.
"Shigure, do I look alright?" Ayame asks.
"…Why?" Shigure answered.
"I think I ruined my hair and I spent so many hours on it this morning…"
"It's fine." Yuki mutters and follows Stella, with Shigure right behind him.
"Wait for me!!" Ritsu exclaims and runs after them.
"Shigure!!" Ayame exclaims and runs to Shigure.
"What?" he asks, not bothering to turn around.
"You didn't answer my question!"
"It's fine"
"Do you really think so? Or are you just saying that"
"I really think so!"
"Alright…"
Tatsuya stops and turns around to face them. "Alright, what are you guys doing following us?"
"I said they could!" Stella answers for them.
"When did you do that?!"
"After I tripped…" Stella answered as if it was obvious.
"Uh huh…" Tatsuya starts walking again.
"Yuki!! My dearest brother!! Wait!!" Ayame calls and runs up to Yuki.
"Let's set up camp here" Stella suggests.
Tatsuya stops and faces her. "It's MIDDAY."
"………………So your point?"
"What are you tired already?"
"I never said that!" Stella exclaims and stops walking to sniff the air. "I smell a hanyou… and three humans…" she mutters and everyone else stops walking.
Tatsuya rolls her eyes. "No shit."
"SHUT UP!"
"What's a hanyou?" Momiji asks.
"A half breed" Stella answers.
"Half breed of what?"
Stella growls.
"They're coming." Tatsuya says and her amber, black striped ears twitch.
Stella growls louder.
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IT'S TIME FOR ::drum roll:: OUTTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello everyone!" Miroku says and smiles then trips into the fire. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!" he yells. "Stop, drop, roll, stop, drop, roll" he mutters really fast while rolling on the ground.
"CUT!!!!!! Not again!! I can't afford losing all these Mirokus!!" the director yells. "Will someone get Miroku # 76?!"
"InuYasha!!" Kagome yells.
"What do you want?!" he answers from where he's sitting in a tree.
"Well fine, I guess you don't want an—EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!! A COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yells and points at a cockroach on InuYasha's face.
"What are you pointing at?!" InuYasha asks and glares at her.
"CUT!! Will someone get some bug spray?!" the director yells.
"Let's go check it out!" Kagome exclaims and grabs her bow and arrows that happen to be on the ground next to her.
"You stay here, I'll go" InuYasha says.
Shippou runs onto the set. "HEY EVERYONE!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!! I GOT OVER MY CHICKEN POX EARLY AND NOW I CAN ACT AG—" he falls into the fire and burns to death.
"CUT!! Oh, well… we didn't need him anyway" the director says.
"Ere's a rot of peep—" InuYasha starts saying and Kagome burps really loudly. InuYasha starts laughing and chokes on his ramen and falls out of the tree.
"Sorry!!" Kagome says and blushes.
"CUT!! Can someone smack InuYasha a bit? He's going to die on my set!" the director yells.
Sango runs over with her boomerang and starts smacking InuYasha with it.
InuYasha hacks up the ramen and passes out.
"…well this sucks…" the director mutters.
InuYasha growls at Kagome.
"Don't make me say sit…" Kagome threatens and InuYasha slams out of the tree into the ground.
"CUT!! Your not supposed to SAY the word, Kagome!!" the director yells.
"Sorry!" Kagome says.
"Why are we running?" Stella says really fast and stumbles.
Tatsuya sighs. "Look behind you" she says.
They both stop and Stella turns around to see a really really really really… kawaii kitten that meows.
"CUT!!! WHERE'S THE DEMON!?!?" the director yells.
"He's playing strip poker with Kagura, Ayame, and Jaken" Naraku says from behind him. The director anime falls.
"Why are we running ag—" Stella starts saying and runs into something, breaking her nose. "MY NOSE!!!" she exclaims and holds it. Tatsuya falls down, laughing.
"CUT!! Your not supposed to actually run INTO the tree, Stella!!" the director yells.
"I know!! I forgot!!! OWWWW!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!"
"They're coming" Tatsuya says and her amber, black striped ears twitch… and fall off.
"CUT!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!! ARGH!!!! CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the director yells and angrily munches a doughnut.
The costume designer cries. "AND I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!!!!"
"Yuki!! My dearest brother!! Wait!!" Ayame calls and trips.
"CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the director really YELLS and shoves a couple of more doughnuts in his mouth.
"You okay Ayame?" Stella asks and walks towards Ayame and doesn't notice her tail fall off.
"AYAME!" Momiji yells and runs towards him, tripping on Stella's tail.
"That's gotta hurt…" Tatsuya mutters.
Stella stares at her tail. "That wasn't there before, honest!"
"Shigure, does my butt look alright?" Ayame asks.
"It's fine… I mean why… wai—WHAT?!" Shigure asks.
"CUT!! I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!" the director yells and falls off his chair.