I, Jonathan Crane, sit in my office at Arkham Asylum, typing away on my computer where I ignore my important paperwork that needs to be done. However, I really have no care for it because I have far more interesting and important things to do, not that any of my co workers would understand. They have nothing except for their work, though I am much more superior. And obviously, a lot more popular.

As of lately, I have taken a keen interest in finding rumors about myself through the Internet. They are, to say the least, disturbing. Yet interesting. Some of these people have very deranged minds.

Though I am pretty sexy, if I do say so myself.

I type away on my computer still, looking for any rumors worthy of my responses. I find it a very amusing, yet not exactly productive way to spend my time. And I would love it if there were more that I could look at.

One rumor catches my eye.

"Dr. Jonathan Crane has an entire drawful of panties that he wears only on Friday and Saturday nights."

I laugh, a hearty laugh that resonates from my belly. "If I did have a draw full of panties, which I don't." I say to clarify to any of the gods that might be listening. "But if I did, I could think of a lot better things to do with them, my dear. Whoever you are, I enjoy you're creative idea, but you seriously underestimate my own creativity when it comes to lingerie."

For now, I shut down my computer and gather my things from my office, ready to go home for the day. I will continue my rumor hunnting later on.

A/N:I responds to rumors! If you have any rumors you've seen somewhere or want me to respond to, give me a suggestion as to how to continue this story. I am trying to keep it under the site rules, it is written out in story form and it is not exactly a Q&A. But it does not count as an interactive story if you merely give me suggestions to help me continue the story, right? My efforts to keep this story under the site rules are very tiring and it has taken me forever to come up with something that might possible be allowed. Suggestions, but not questions. Just helping me improve my story, right? That should be allowed. Are we clear, yes?

Best regards to all of you,

Jonathan Crane aka Master of Fear