Hero Of Fatasses
Written By: Anni-chan
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be here if I owned it.
(Yao and Alfred are on that island… where was it? I forgot. :o)
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Yao stared in wonder at the pile of Hershey's Chocolate Kisses and hamburgers in front of him.
"Why all you eat is fry baby pig and brown sugar bar-aru?"
Alfred laughed and pushed his glasses up a little.
"Dude, it's hero food!"
Yao folded his arms and shook his head.
"Hero of fatass, aru! You die fat in front if TV with type two diabetes aru!"
"What~? Dude, no way. I'm the hero; I can't die like that!"
The blonde laughed, stood up and picked up the bucket sitting beside him to get some water.
"We'll see aru."
Yao shrugged and stood up also.
"Yeah, dude, we will see!"
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Yao yawned and turned on his TV, holding a cup of green tea and leaned on the kitchen counter.
"So cold, aru. . . ."
He yawned again and put down his teacup, not really listening to the news until he heard that Alfred was – waitttttt, WHAT?!
"—has type two diabetes and is complaining to everyone that his back hurts-desu-yo. We'll be getting more information soon, so please stay tuned-desu-yo!"
Yao spit out his tea, cleaned off his face and counter, then coughed.
"Oh well, aru. . . . You're not dead yet, but you've got TTD like I said aru."
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