AirBud 9: Dog in Pool
Frankie Muniz- Oh man, I sure hope I make the school swim team, that would be so great. I could be the greatest ever! I wonder where Buddy, my dog is?
Buddy- Bark!
Frankie Muniz- Hey Buddy, what are you doing? You looking forward to watching me try out for the school swimteam? I sure hope I win, buddy. I could be the greatest ever!
Buddy- Bark
Frankie Muniz- Whats that you say, buddy? You want to try out too? Well, you did lead our basketball team to the finals, and out football team win the playoffs, and you did win help our professional soccer team win the world cup, as well as bowl a perfect game of bowling, win the PGA tour, take first place in the Winston 500 and become a professional snowboarder in the length of eight sequals! I see no reason why you couldn't join the swim team as well!
Buddy- Bark!
Frankie Muniz- Hey why don't you jump in and practice for the meet. I bet you could help lead this team to victory. I am so proud of you buddy.
Buddy- Bark
Frankie Muniz- Nice dive buddy! I can see already why they call you Airbud! You are so talented. I just love you, I- Buddy? Why aren't you swimming buddy? Buddy? Youre sinking! Buddy! Keep your head above water buddy! Oh my God!!! Buddy, swim, buddy, Swim!!!! Jesus, Buddy, stroke your arms and legs!!! Its simple buddy, Oh god buddy, your going to drowned!
Buddy- Gurgle
Frankie Muniz- NOOOO! Please buddy, You cant die! Somebody help him! Somebody Please!!! Oh good, some lifeguards. They are coming to save you buddy, just hold on! Thank you for saving my dog, he is really important to- OH Jesus, the lifeguards are breaking his arms and legs on purpose! Don't hurt buddy! Oh god, why!!! Please stop, hurting buddy. Oh his poor legs, they were snapped like twigs and now buddy is screaming and moaning in pain. Hold on buddy! You will be okay!!
Buddy- Whimper
Frankie Muniz- I will call 911, buddy, it will be okay. Wait, what is that up in the sky? It looks like small sharp objects raining down from heaven. It is as if god himself wants Buddy to die. Sweet Jesus, Buddy, the heavenly spikes are raining down upon your dying body!!! Oh god, they are impaling your torso! Your tail has been severed buddy! Hold on, buddy! I wont let God hurt you! Just pull through for me buddy!
Buddy- Bloody cough
Frankie Muniz- It is okay buddy, I look up in the sky and I think that all the spikes from god are gone, I only see one more thing in the air buddy, but I am sure it will miss you complet- OH god buddy, it was an Axe and it came right down on your face and cut your head in half and your brain, I can see your brain as it falls out onto the tiles by the pool. Oh jesus buddy, I think you might be dead now! Cruel Cruel world! Why take buddy! He was soo talented and so kind to everyone, he could have led this swimteam to victory! I will never forget you buddy! You were one of a kind! I will- Hey, wow, another falling Axe! OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
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Frankie Muniz- Wow Buddy, so this is hell? This isn't so bad, except for the horrible burning and torture. But we will make it together buddy. I love you! You are my best friend. Hey, I wonder what kind of athletics programs they have down here?
Buddy- Fuck you!
The end
Frankie Muniz- Oh man, I sure hope I make the school swim team, that would be so great. I could be the greatest ever! I wonder where Buddy, my dog is?
Buddy- Bark!
Frankie Muniz- Hey Buddy, what are you doing? You looking forward to watching me try out for the school swimteam? I sure hope I win, buddy. I could be the greatest ever!
Buddy- Bark
Frankie Muniz- Whats that you say, buddy? You want to try out too? Well, you did lead our basketball team to the finals, and out football team win the playoffs, and you did win help our professional soccer team win the world cup, as well as bowl a perfect game of bowling, win the PGA tour, take first place in the Winston 500 and become a professional snowboarder in the length of eight sequals! I see no reason why you couldn't join the swim team as well!
Buddy- Bark!
Frankie Muniz- Hey why don't you jump in and practice for the meet. I bet you could help lead this team to victory. I am so proud of you buddy.
Buddy- Bark
Frankie Muniz- Nice dive buddy! I can see already why they call you Airbud! You are so talented. I just love you, I- Buddy? Why aren't you swimming buddy? Buddy? Youre sinking! Buddy! Keep your head above water buddy! Oh my God!!! Buddy, swim, buddy, Swim!!!! Jesus, Buddy, stroke your arms and legs!!! Its simple buddy, Oh god buddy, your going to drowned!
Buddy- Gurgle
Frankie Muniz- NOOOO! Please buddy, You cant die! Somebody help him! Somebody Please!!! Oh good, some lifeguards. They are coming to save you buddy, just hold on! Thank you for saving my dog, he is really important to- OH Jesus, the lifeguards are breaking his arms and legs on purpose! Don't hurt buddy! Oh god, why!!! Please stop, hurting buddy. Oh his poor legs, they were snapped like twigs and now buddy is screaming and moaning in pain. Hold on buddy! You will be okay!!
Buddy- Whimper
Frankie Muniz- I will call 911, buddy, it will be okay. Wait, what is that up in the sky? It looks like small sharp objects raining down from heaven. It is as if god himself wants Buddy to die. Sweet Jesus, Buddy, the heavenly spikes are raining down upon your dying body!!! Oh god, they are impaling your torso! Your tail has been severed buddy! Hold on, buddy! I wont let God hurt you! Just pull through for me buddy!
Buddy- Bloody cough
Frankie Muniz- It is okay buddy, I look up in the sky and I think that all the spikes from god are gone, I only see one more thing in the air buddy, but I am sure it will miss you complet- OH god buddy, it was an Axe and it came right down on your face and cut your head in half and your brain, I can see your brain as it falls out onto the tiles by the pool. Oh jesus buddy, I think you might be dead now! Cruel Cruel world! Why take buddy! He was soo talented and so kind to everyone, he could have led this swimteam to victory! I will never forget you buddy! You were one of a kind! I will- Hey, wow, another falling Axe! OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
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Frankie Muniz- Wow Buddy, so this is hell? This isn't so bad, except for the horrible burning and torture. But we will make it together buddy. I love you! You are my best friend. Hey, I wonder what kind of athletics programs they have down here?
Buddy- Fuck you!
The end