Stars In There Eyes
(With added Sana and Clover)
Clover- Hiya! Welcome to Hogwarts first ever Stars In There Eyes!
Sana- Yep! I'm Sana Lupin the beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, foxy. *Clover pops Sana's big head with a pin*
Clover- Um, yeah.
Sana-*Head grows bak* Hey, you cant kill the author!
Clover- Whatever. I'd like to introduce our first guests....... from the movie Bring it on Courtney, Missy, Torrence and Whitney or Cho Chang, Padma and Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown
Sana- *cough*slutz*cough*
*Sana and Clover move to the side of the stage and the sluts..... um, I mean the Cheerleaders enter*
Cho- Ready gurls?
All- I'm sexy! I'm Cute, I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin', great hair, The boys all love to stare....etc.
Clover- That was, um..... Sana wake up!
Sana- That was rubbish, *throws stuff at Parvati and co*
Parvati- I'm insulted!
Sana- Good! Now, time for the next guest. I'd like to present Draco Malfoy as Marilyn Manson!
*Enter Draco..... in leather pants*
Sana- Draco in leather *drools*
Clover- *Drags Sana off stage*
Draco*singing* Sometimes I feel I've got to run away
I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me
The love we share (woh oh oh oh-oh) seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light for I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran), now I run from you
This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh), tainted love
Now I know I've got to run away, I've got to get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right you need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray but I'm sorry, I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran), now I run from you
This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh), tainted love
Don't touch me please, I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so, now I'm gonna pack my things and go
Tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh), tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh)
Tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh), tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh)
Touch me baby, tainted love (touch me, tainted love)
Touch me baby, tainted love (touch me, tainted love)
Tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh), tainted love (woh oh oh oh-oh)
Tainted love
Sana- *Faints*
Clover- Yay!!!!!!
Sana- *Wake up and starts clapping* Ten outta Ten!!!
Draco- Um, can I go now?
Sana- Noooooo
Clover- Yep! Anywayz, our next guest is singing a song she wrote herself. It's called Ode To Harry Potter.
Sana- Please Welcome Ginny Weasley!
Ginny- *Opens her mouth and sings* I can't help but blush when you're near me
But you just exclude me from your circle of three
I'm right in front of you, but you don't see
You treat me like I'm a Colin Creevey
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
I have swallowed so much love my hair grows red
Come over to my house to see my brother instead
You didn't get my Valentine, didn't know what it meant
Every page about you my diary's read
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
Even though you're the one I adore
Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed
I will hold my head up high, I'm a Gryffindor
And you won't need to save me anymore
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
When you miss me it will be too late
When you miss me it will be too late
Sana and Clover- Wahooo! Go Weasel gurl!
Ginny-*Blushes and runs off*
Clover- Who's next?
Sana- *Refers to list* O boy. Please welcome the stylings of GFAA. George, Fred, Alicia and Angelina!
Clover- Yay!
Angelina- Half past twelve
And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Autumn winds
Blowing outside the window as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see the phone
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
All- Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Alicia- Movie stars
Find the end of the rainbow, with that fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V.
I open the window and I gaze into the night
But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
All- Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Alicia and Angelina- Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
Fred and George- There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
All- Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Sana- That was......
Clover- Diffrent?
Sana- Yup
Clover- Wow! OMG! Sana, read this.....
Sana- WOW
Clover- Lets read it together.... k?
Sana- Yup
Cloves and Sana- We'd like to present Hermione Granger, with that Switchblade Kittens classic, "All Cheerleaders DIE"
Hermione- *Enters* She is all you want to be.......
Sana-*kicks Herm off stage* Okay, thats enough. YOU SUCK
Clover- SANA!
Sana- *Looks innocent* Whhhat? *Puppy eyes*
Clover- Good Going. You can announce the next person.
Sana- Okay. YES! Here is Ron Weasley singing, I'm Too Sexy! Oh My God! He is totally toooo sexy!
Ron- Thanx,
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Sana- *Out Cold*
Clover- Okay, um, this is gonna be weird. Enter Master Potter
Harry- *Enters, in a neon green skirt, tank top and boa* Early morning, she wakes up
Knock, knock, knock on the door
It's time for makeup, perfect smile
It's you they're all waiting for
They go...
"Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...
She's so lucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night
Lost in an image, in a dream
But there's no one there to wake her up
And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go...
"Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...
She's so lucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night
Isn't she lucky, this Hollywood girl?
She is so lucky, but why does he cry?
If there's nothing missing in her life
Why do tears come at night?
She's so lucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night.
Sana- *Still out cold*
Clover- OMG! You killed Sana! Yay!!
Sana-*Wakes Up*- My turn yet?
Clover- Yep
Sana- Yay! This is a song called Ode To Hermione Granger!
Okkkkkay! Lets gooooo
She's not sexy,
shes not cute,
shes no way popular to boot
shes a bitch
ugly hair
no boyz wanna stare
shes not wanted
shes not hott
she everything shes not
she not pretty
shes not cool
she dont dominate the school.
Who is she?
Just guess
No guys wanna took her chest!
She aint rocking
she cant smile
If anything shes vile.
She cant fly,
She can jump
you can look, but would you wanna hump?
Shes a major pain
She cant roar
She cannot be a whore!
She cant cheer
And She cant lead
She's never take speed!
Hey because I'm beautiful
Well I dont like her either
She's Hermione
Hey Hermione
Clover- *Laughs and claps*
Sana- Apparently, we are biased..... so we have someone to judge.... our good friend MEL! She's gonna judge the winner. (AN- Yep. Mah Buddy Mel really chose)
Mel- Hmmmmmmm, I think RON wins!
*Hall
Ron- Great! What do I win
Mel- Hmmm, french kiss from Sana
Ron - I want mo- *Sana grabs Ron and gives him a french kiss* -mo... mo ney? *faints*
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters, apart from me and Clover are owned by this woman named JKR. The Ode To Hermione song (moi made up) Is based on the opening cheer of Bring It On, is owned by the people who make bring it on. Marilyn Manson owns Tainted Love, The Switchblade Kittens own Ode To Harry Potter and All Cheerleaders Die. Abba owns Gimme Gimme Gimme. I'm Too Sexy is owned by Right Said Fred. Lucky belongs to Slutty, um I mean Britney Spears. And Clover belongs to Clover Topaz.
Thankies- I wanna thank Clover for doing this with me. I also wanna thank Mel. Coz she chose the prize! ;) You go gurl!