The Dangerous Meddling Of The Hat Wearing Genius
ok so this is my first fanfiction,, im not into yaoi style parings, but that was the challenge I was given, if you read this, send a comment and try to guess the pairing. First one to guess gets a cookie. Heres a clue its a triangle so there is 3 of them
I do not own bleach,,,etc
All was quiet at urahara shouten, which in hind sight was the first sign of trouble. The store owning, ex-captain, and general hat wearing legend Kisuke was sat with his fan hiding most of his face.
Renji, the red haired lieutenant sat opposite him.
"And what would such a powerful lieutenant of the soul society, want with me? I am but a handsome... perverted business man." Urahara spoke, his eyes in mysterious shadow cast from his hat.
Renji turned his head away from him and snorted. Renji new that Kisuke was more powerful then even his own captain Byakuya, which Renji had tried so many times to surpass.
"I'm sure you know by now" Renji started. "of my feelings for Rukia" he said his voice cold with a hint of annoyance.
"I am aware" Kisuke replied, suddenly serious.
Silence erupted in their conversation with such force it made Jinta, who had been secretly listening twitch.
"I came to ask--" Renji tried to say but was cut short by Kisuke. "if I knew of any way to make her love you"
Renji's body shifted. His discomfort in this subject clear to all that watched, but Urahara continued revelling in the embarrassment he was putting the lieutenant though.
"I mean, that is why you here isn't it?" Kisuke smiled "you must be worried by how much time she spends with Ichigo",,, "I mean I would be if I were you.... that Ichigo isn't as big of a fool as you take him for... I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't secretly together by now... its probably too late for you--"
Renji had leaped to his feet and grabbed Kisuke by the chest lifting him into the air.
"SHUT UP YOU---" Renji's shout was cut short as Kisuke preformed an unspoken kido which had forced Renji to let go of Kisuke.
Urahara pretended to brush dust off of himself, then straightened his hat. "And what makes you think I would have anything, or know of anything that could help you?"
Renji turned his head away from Kisuke again "Because you're a pervert... and to see if you could."
Flicking open his fan so it hid his face yet again, Kisuke turned and walked away, pausing only once to call back to Renji "Give me 24 hours."