I don't own pokemon, and I'm getting sick of telling people what I don't own…
WAAAAA-CHOOOOOO
Meowth sneezed and wiped where his nose should have been (Y'know, if he had one)
Meowth and James had gotten sick and now they were sitting in a clearing of trees, with blankets around them
Jessie: so, how are we gonna steal pikachu now?
James: why do we have to steal pikachu now? Why can't we just take it easy? AAA-CHOOOO! 'SNIFF'
Jessie: because, if we don't show up, then the twerps will wonder where we are, they'll come looking for us, and when they find us they'll blast us off,
Do you want that?
James: …no
Meowth: well,
The other two looked over at the cat and James sniffed
Meowth: if we just gotta make an appearance, 'SNIFF' den we could show up, do de motto and get outta dere
Jessie: I never thought I'd say this to you Meowth, but that sounds like a pretty good idea,
James: AAAAA-CHOOO!
Yeah, lets do that, then we can get back to base and see 'SNIFF' if we can get some medicine for this or something,
Meanwhile,
The twerps (Brock is off somewhere plotting his revenge by writing a story without me in it) were walking down the road, when they were jumped by team rocket,
Prepare for trouble
And make it 'COUGH' double
To protect the world from devastation
To AAA-CHOOO! Unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach 'SNIFF' to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
WAAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOO!!!
Dat's right!
Ash: IT'S TEAM ROCKET!!!
Misty: there's a shock, I'd never of guessed that team rocket would come in doing team rocket's motto B(
Jessie: alright Meowth, time to put our pika-snatching plan into action,
Meowth walked up to ash,
Misty: hey, are you guys sick?
Jessie: it's called the flu!
and it's these two that have it, not me!
Misty: jeez, sor-ry!
Meowth: give us pikachu! 'SNIFF'
Ash: NEVER!!!
Meowth: okay, we tried, let's split guys!
At that Team Rocket turned around and started walking away whilst coughing and sneezing
Ash: …that's it?
You're not gonna try to Take pikachu, you're just gonna walk away?
Jessie: look kid, I've got a pair of sick idiots to take care of and you're not helping, so just be thankful that we don't want your rat and get on with life,
Ash: um, ok
Misty, what else do we have to do today?
Misty: nothing, all we had to do today was defeat team rocket,
Ash: I know!
We'll follow THEM around, and then when they're feeling better we'll get them to steal pikachu!
Misty: Y'know, usually at this point I would say something sarcastic about how stupid your idea is, but there's nothing better to do today so, what the heck, let's do it
So ash and misty followed team rocket to the store where they bought some mysterious bottles and then followed them to a shed with a big red R painted on the door
They peeked through the dusty window to see three blankets scattered around on the floor,
One was pink and fluffy
One was blue and slightly damp with drool
And the other was yellow, tattered
And mostly ripped up around the edges
The trio were all sitting around the bag and pulling bottles out of it, when ash decided to burst in
He kicked down the door, and held out pikachu,
Ash: C'MON GUYS, STEAL PIKACHU!!!
PLEASE???!!!
James: twerp, you nearly gave me 'SNIFF' a heart attack!
Jessie: we already told you twerp, we're not stealing that rat, now leave us alone we're busy,
Ash: but we have nothing else to do today,
Jessie: 'sigh' look, you can stay in here and get sick with us if you want, but if you don't want to get sick then I suggest you go find another trainer with a Raichu for your pikachu to unexplainably beat
Ash: can I?
Jessie: B(
Fine
Well, looks like ash is gonna help team rocket get better, or maybe he'll be no help at all and they'll just get worse, who knows,
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