Love to Lust
By: 1000th Ghost
I have the official engagement ring from The Phantom of the Opera
Forty dollars on eBay
But Mitty will be married without a ring
To Tom Kitten
She has no fingers on which to put a ring
She is a cat
And besides, her poor, little paw was crushed when I was three
By the plastic Christmas Tree
I would be lying if I said that Tree was not
Sexual
Or neither was the skeleton Halloween decoration on the front door
I called "Skelly"
Not that eight-year-old me ever denied it
To herself