DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of a Newfoundland folk song...I think
all the Newfoundlanders will know it...and I don't own that song.
Also, this is a DBZ-themed parody. I don't own that. Akira
Toriyama and his crew of really talented people do. So I'm just
borrowing everyone.
[The Z-Senshi Song]
[By Clover Shadow]
It don't seem right peaceful, 's the Z-senshi aren't here, Roshi
would say as he sit in his chair. Things have gone modern, I
'spose that's the cause. 'Cause fightin' is not like it was.
BANGS on the door
(Krillin) Any senshi 'lowed in?
Start accordian music
Hark, what's the noise by the Kame House door? Roshi, it's
Senshi there's 20 or more! His old weathered face lightens up
with a grin, any senshi, Z-senshi 'lowed in.
Come in lovely senshi don't bother the snow, I can simply ki-blast it
sure after you goes. Sit if you can or just stand like a tree,
let's see if we know who you be.
There's green ones and small, bald ones and thin, you don't see
no women but there's really no men. With weights on their clothes
and shoes on their feet, they can sure as hell handle the heat.
There's only one there that I thinks that I knows, that short feller
standing o'er there by the stove. He's married a robot, I don't
think he'll tell, Krillin's heard them old wedding bells.
Now there's a Super Saiyan if there ever was one, with his
hair growing up and his armor undone. Does he wear his mother's
big 42 bra? Hehe, probably.
Don't suppose you can find senshi who'd turn down a bout. I'd offer
them the chance but I've got gout. Now the one with the third eye
on top of his head, that's one guy who shoulda been dead.
I 'spose you can fight? Yes, they all nod their heads, they been
pounding their fists ever since they come in. Now that the power
levels have all gone around, the senshi are plankin' it down.
Be careful of Oolong, hold onto the stove! Don't punch Turtle hard,
you know that he's old. Don't need to care how you burns up the
floor, you senshi have fought here before.
My god how hard is it? You'd better go, I'll allow it Buu knocks
you all out cold. Good night and good fighting, Z-senshi me dears,
please God I'll be living next year. Please God you'll still be here
next year.
*****
So how was that? I hope y'all liked that, Please R&R!!
(0-0)
Clover S.
all the Newfoundlanders will know it...and I don't own that song.
Also, this is a DBZ-themed parody. I don't own that. Akira
Toriyama and his crew of really talented people do. So I'm just
borrowing everyone.
[The Z-Senshi Song]
[By Clover Shadow]
It don't seem right peaceful, 's the Z-senshi aren't here, Roshi
would say as he sit in his chair. Things have gone modern, I
'spose that's the cause. 'Cause fightin' is not like it was.
BANGS on the door
(Krillin) Any senshi 'lowed in?
Start accordian music
Hark, what's the noise by the Kame House door? Roshi, it's
Senshi there's 20 or more! His old weathered face lightens up
with a grin, any senshi, Z-senshi 'lowed in.
Come in lovely senshi don't bother the snow, I can simply ki-blast it
sure after you goes. Sit if you can or just stand like a tree,
let's see if we know who you be.
There's green ones and small, bald ones and thin, you don't see
no women but there's really no men. With weights on their clothes
and shoes on their feet, they can sure as hell handle the heat.
There's only one there that I thinks that I knows, that short feller
standing o'er there by the stove. He's married a robot, I don't
think he'll tell, Krillin's heard them old wedding bells.
Now there's a Super Saiyan if there ever was one, with his
hair growing up and his armor undone. Does he wear his mother's
big 42 bra? Hehe, probably.
Don't suppose you can find senshi who'd turn down a bout. I'd offer
them the chance but I've got gout. Now the one with the third eye
on top of his head, that's one guy who shoulda been dead.
I 'spose you can fight? Yes, they all nod their heads, they been
pounding their fists ever since they come in. Now that the power
levels have all gone around, the senshi are plankin' it down.
Be careful of Oolong, hold onto the stove! Don't punch Turtle hard,
you know that he's old. Don't need to care how you burns up the
floor, you senshi have fought here before.
My god how hard is it? You'd better go, I'll allow it Buu knocks
you all out cold. Good night and good fighting, Z-senshi me dears,
please God I'll be living next year. Please God you'll still be here
next year.
*****
So how was that? I hope y'all liked that, Please R&R!!
(0-0)
Clover S.