Lelouch was sitting in his favorite chair, giving himself a bath. It was a boring day as usual, and he had nothing to do but bathe, nap and eat all day, which wasn't a very interesting routine. It definitely wasn't a routine that he liked to go through everyday. Maybe I can go bug the hell out of Niko until he gives up Lelouch thought menacingly. It would at least give him something else to do. That's what he figured anyways.
Lelouch found Niko in his tunnel sleeping. "Hey Niko wake up!" he shouted. He hit Niko in the head a couple of times, but he couldn't get Niko to wake up. "Hey Fatso! Wake up!" he shouted. Still no answer from the sleeping cat. Finally, Lelouch shouted, "FOOD!" All of a sudden a rapidly awakened Niko jumped a foot or two in the air, tunnel and all. "What do you want, Lelouch?" Niko asked after he recovered from the jump. He stretched around a little bit to wake himself up a little better.
Noticing that Niko was awake, Lelouch said,"What's up buddy?" He patted him on the head and said," I almost thought you were dead for a second. You weren't waking up." "Oh, sorry about that," Niko replied," I couldn't sleep all night because of Cuddles." "Where is that stink bomb anyways?" Lelouch asked. "Oh you know. Doing what he does best. Why do you think I didn't get any sleep?" "Oh geez, how bad was it?" Lelouch asked. All Niko had to say was,"It was the equivalent of a skunk!" for Lelouch to understand how bad it was. Bored with the conversation, Lelouch decided to make Niko angry. He started to hit his face a bit, and then he took his treats and started eating them He then took off before Niko could say anything.
As Lelouch was walking around the living room of his mistress's house, he came across the mirror and walked towards it. Oh great. It's this guy again he thought. He was always annoyed by this "cat" that always wanted to copy him. It's worse than what I do to Niko he thought. He didn't want to start up trouble with this guy so he just decided to leave. He then kept walking until he saw Prince sitting on his perch. "What do you want Lelouch?" Prince asked when he noticed him. "Oh nothing," Lelouch said,"just dreaming up a future meal for myself." "Oh yeah? Let's see you try to catch me right now," Prince taunted. "Sorry Prince, but I don't like my meat raw," he replied as he was inspecting his nails. "Eh, black cats like you probably can't catch up to me as quickly as white cats like Niko can anyways," Prince said as he inspected his wings. Disgusted at the random remark, the black cat said,"Shut up, you racist bird!" Disgusted by where the conversation got him, he decided to go back on his chair and take another nap.