The Messed Up Flock

by Just Call Me Meeka

So, yeah this is about Maximum Ride. And the flock is messed up and the only one who is normal is Fang. Fang is the only normal person because I am in love him. Ahh... Mister TAll, DARK, and HOT!

So.. yeah it has been a while since I posted The Meatball, but I think you guys will like The Messed Up Flock. You know featuring the flock(DUHH, Maximum Ride)and the EMO song! So laugh away and make sure your animals don't rape anything! Remember, I don't own CRAP! XD

The Messed Up Flock

"I hate you, Fang! Never want to rub wings with you again!" screamed Max. Or should I say stupid Max. Yes, she has down syndrome, mental illness, and beat up wings. Yes wings.

Max flew away from Fang and almost out of the sky. As for Fang, he flew graciously next to Iggy. Fang... well Fang was his total hot self (of course).

Wait, wait, WWWWWWAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTT! Shall I explain what the characters are? Well, DON'T answer! I already explained Max. So Fang is Fang, The Gasman has double gas powers(he caused global warming) and is frankly a hobo, Nudge is a very prissy psycho killer, Angel is by-polar, and you'll find out what Iggy is.

"Iggy, Max is mad at me again. She is probably having another mental breakdown...I think," said Fang.

"Why'sshesmadatyou?" slurred Iggy (probably from all the beer he drank last night).

"Well, Max thinks I'm power hungry and a unicorn... a UNICORN!" moaned Fang. Iggy shook his head and came back to the present. "You're not power hungry or a unicorn." exclaimed Iggy.

"Thanks, Iggy." murmured Fang. He looked off into the distance and tried to block everything out. But he heard a voice and turned toward Iggy.

"E is for emotional, it ruins everybody's day, M is for miserable peeople, O is for on dark side, cause we have some fresh cookies, COOKIES!" sang Iggy.

"Umm, no comment." muttered Fang as he looked toward the distance. But yet AGAIN, someone was making noises. Fang sighed and turned to Iggy.

"Uhhh, un, UHHH, urrr." grunted Iggy, while stabbing himself with a knife.

"Iggy are you EMO!" cried Fang.

Iggy looked up and asked, "What?"

By then, it was to late. A voice from nowhere said, "Finish yourself."

Iggy slit his throat and fell to his death. When he hit rock bottom, the came again and said "Fatality." in a very deep voice.

No more Iggy.

Hoped you liked it. I know, it's kinda short, but is as far as I got. Never fear though, I'll make another chapter with The Messed Up Flock.

Umm... well I'm sorry Iggy died. :(

(heh... heh)