`This is the 50 phrases writing challenge. Every chapter must have the phrase for that particular chapter in it. You can have one, several or 50 different pairings and I have chosen to do Draco/Hermione. Every phrase will be stated in my Chapter title just so it is obvious what that chapters phrase is.
I hope you enjoy the story as it is only a bit of fun. But please review the chapters as they will me to write more and I always like ideas and how to improve the work.
Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling as she created this amazing book series that I relate to everyday, despite the annoyance from my friends. The phrases also come from L'amoureuse so I won't take any credit from them as well.
Chapter One- You look like a banana
"So what are we doing tonight?" Theodor asks as him and Blaise plop down on the sofa opposite me. I peal my face off of the arm rest and just look at him sleepily.
"I don't know; sleeping." I suggest before popping my head back down on the emerald green arm rest.
"Well I have the perfect idea what we are going to do tonight." Blaise announces, he pauses a moment before saying it. "There is a party going on in the Ravenclaw common room just from seventh years. It is a costume party and there will be alcohol." Both of my friends are way too excited over the prospect of dressing up.
"Pass," I comment earning a groan from both of them.
"Come on Draco; you are so boring now 'a days!" Theo whines. I flip him off not even bothering to lift my head up.
"Yeah come on dude, you really need to come out and have some fun. You have been so grumpy these days." Blaise pitches in.
"You need to get layed, that is what you bloody need! And the perfect place to do that is if we go to that party so quit you mopping and get your butt in gear." Theo grins and I just glare at him.
"I hate you guys." I half hardly tell them before stretching and cracking the bones in my back and standing up. "Fine, fine, fine I will go but what are we going to wear?" I finally ask and they both let out woops.
"That is what I like to hear." Blaise shouts and people from the common room turn to look at us. I sneer at the onlookers and they quickly avert their gazes.
"Well I am dressing as a carrot." Theo tells us and both Blaise and I just look at him like he is mad.
"Why?" I ask completely confused.
"So all the other boys can get a chance to be with the girls; I don't want the boys to be hated me because the girls are coming after me even though I don't swing that way."Theo jokes and I let out a small laugh. Theodor is gay and it is one of the many things that makes him like my brother. Being in Slytherin is harder than everyone thinks; we have to fit to all of the stereotypes even if no one believes them. Even if we want to announce something that isn't deemed acceptable then we aren't allowed; Theo ignored that helpful advice and decided that he would tell everyone he was gay in fifth year. Unfortunately his father found out and up until the day he got the dementors kiss whenever he saw his son he would beat him with whatever curse took his fancy. Blaise and I used to have to heal the bruises and cuts and internal damage without anyone else knowing in case his father found out and started beating him more.
"Like you could ever chase the girls away from us," Blaise snorts. "Well I am going as a pirate." Blaise declares.
"You two are just going to be screaming sex appeal." I snort and both of them frown.
"Well what is the mighty Malfoy going to dress up as?" Theo asks faking lack of interest.
"Adonis; in Greek Mythology he was the god of beauty and desire. So he is pretty much perfect for me." I tell them arrogantly.
"Keep dreaming Draco." Blaise chuckles. "Well if you don't mind me I am going to go to my room and do some homework. I really need to finish McGonagall's homework or she will go ape shit at me." Blaise runs up to our room and so it is just Theo and I left.
"Oh no, Pansy is coming this way; Adios Amigos." Theo dashes up to our room as well and I am clearly left to deal with Parkinson alone. Pansy has had a crush on me since we first came to Hogwarts; I don't blame her considering I am the number one bachelor this school has but it is unnerving. I am not a player like everyone wants to believe but I also do like to enjoy the look of the girls. This is then made impossible because whenever it looks like I have interest in another girl Pansy threatens them will something and they run away from me. They shouldn't be running from me; they should be running towards me. I am Draco Malfoy for goodness sakes.
"Draco," Pansy attempts to purr.
"Pansy," I reply curtly trying to come up with any excuse as to why I need to leave.
"Are you going to the party tonight?" She asks seductively running a finger up my arm, I flinch away from her.
"Yes, Blaise, Theo and I are going as a three. It is the first party of the year and we always stick together." I lie using them as an excuse to not be with her this evening. I know that it is a coward move but Pansy Parkinson brings you to that level.
"Oh, well I will meet you there then." She says rather disappointedly. I nod my head before running up the stairs to the boy's dorm. It is only Blaise, Theo and I who are now in the room. With Crab dead and Goyle in Azkaban there was only the three of us left. Many people offered to share a room with three of the most powerful Slytherins but we rejected anyone else coming into the room as we were better as just a three. When I open our dorm room Blaise is on his bed doing his homework and Theo is wearing a big yellow thing.
"You look like a banana." I verbalise as I walk over to my bed.
"I just need to change the colours and then I will look like a carrot." He explains.
"We have hours until the party." I say although it comes out as a question.
"We do but I just want to make sure it fit me okay." Theo explains again.
"He forgets that he is a wizard sometimes and doesn't realise that it only takes one spell for that to fit him." Blaise pipes up from his position on the bed.
"Shut up idiot." Theo mutters taking off the yellow thing. All three of us just lounge around the room until it is roughly time to get ready. I change my clothes into a chlamys and gladiator shoes. I was one sexy man even if I do say so myself.
"Come on boys; the girls are waiting for me." Blaise jokes and Theo walks out of his carrot suit. I can't help but laugh at his costume.
"I know I am looking gorgeous but jeez stop staring. Someone might think you are the gay boys." Theo openly grins at our frowns.
"Ready?" I ask finally.
"Ready." Both Blaise and Theo say and we walk out as a carrot, a pirate and a Greek God. A pretty normal day in Hogwarts.