Disclaimer: I own no wrestlers.. though I would love to... *maniacal laughter* ah... anyway.. I only own myself.. and I don't even show up in this fic... so don't sue.. all you'll get out of me is a beanie baby.. and you can't have him! he's mine! -cuddles beanie baby- mine, i tells ya!! hehehhe... umm.. on with the show!
[Scott Hall and Kevin Nash had been enjoying their night so far. They had developed a plan to get back at Hogan for turning on them and The Rock... just because he was The Rock. All they needed to do now was wait. Nash was sitting in a chair in their locker room and Hall was fixing his always gelled hair. Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon, no longer Helmsley, burst into the room.]
Stephanie: -shrieking- I can't take this anymore!
Hall: Uh.. Steph... What happ..
Stephanie: Do NOT go there!
[She was usually well dressed and finely made up. But now she looked, to quote Chris Jericho, like and ass clown. Red lipstick was smeared all over her face. Big, red blush circles were on her cheeks. And it looked like a whole bottle of glitter paint had been dumped on her most likely expensive, leather dress. Something was definitely wrong.]
Hall: You goin to a Rocky Horror Revival or somethin?
Stephanie: No, you nitwit!
Nash: Then what happened?
Stephanie: THIS! -holds up a cute little red headed girl with heart shaped buns in her hair-
Cute Little Redheaded Girl: Chibi chibi! -^-^-
Nash: Awww -takes Chibi chibi from the enraged McMahon- What a cute lil kid!
Stephanie: Cute my a-
Nash: HEY! -covers Chibi chibi's ears- Not in front of the kid!!
Hall: o_o... Uh... Nash?... You feelin okay, buddy?
Nash: Fine.. just fine.. -bounces chibi chibi on his knee- We won't let that mean ole Steph yell at you anymore.. oh no.. no no no..
Hall: Umm... r i g h t ... -turns to Stephanie- So, who's the kid. A cousin or somethin?
Steph: Yeah, right! Like she could ever be a McMahon.
Nash: -mumbles- We've seen the bloodline.. I don't think she'd want to be part of it...
Steph: What was that?!
Nash: -whistles innocently-
Steph: ANYWAY... Daddy thought that if I were ever to get married again.. like I would.. that I should get some experience with little kids so I could give him grandchildren. I don't know why Shane can't handle that part. At least HE'S married!
Nash: How is his wife?
Steph: How the heck should I know? I'm not my brother's keeper!
Nash:... You've waited your whole life to say that line, haven't you?
Steph: Will you let me finish?!
Nash: Geez... someone's got their fake boobs in a bunch...
Steph: WHAT?!
Nash: I didn't say anything. -turns to Chibi chibi- Did you hear me say anything?
C.C: -holds up three fingers- I this many!
Nash: Awww... the baby can count!
Hall: o_O -sweatdrop-
Steph: Umm.. has he been hit in the head recently? Nevermind. As I was saying.. -glares at Nash who looks at her blankly- Daddy brought her over so I could learn some responsibility...
Nash: -mumbles- That'll be a cold day in Texas.
Steph: -stalks over to Nash- One more word, and I'll make you pay! SO, are you done?!
Nash: ...
Steph: Well?
Nash: -blinks- ...
Steph: WILL YOU SAY SOMETHING ALREADY?!
Nash: ... But you said that if I said one more word, you'd make me pay...
Steph: o_O -sweatdrop- You do that to annoy me, don't you?
Nash: ... Umm... yes?
Steph: ARGH!
Hall: Uh... Steph... You were saying something about responsibility...
Steph: -regains composure- Yes! So, I was taking care of her -points to Chibi chibi who just smiles- and things were going great. She was coloring in her coloring book... so I decided to take a nap...
Nash: You took a nap?! How could you leave her unattended? Who knows what she could've gotten into..
Hall: Uh.. Nash.. -gestures to Stephanie- I think we already know what she got into...
Nash: Ooohhhhh.... gotcha....
Steph: She must've gotten into my makeup while I was napping.. and look what she did to me! I can't walk around like this!!
Nash: So... what are you gonna do?
Steph: I am going back to the hotel to shower and change clothes.
Nash: But what about the kiddy?
Steph: That's what you two are for. Daddy brought you guys into this place, you should be prepared to clean up his messes.
Nash: But... Isn't this your mess?
Steph: -looks like she's about to throttle Nash but then throws up her hands in surrender- ARGH! I am out of here! -storms out the door-
Hall: Great! Now we're stuck with the kid. What are we supposed to do? We're wrestlers, not babysitters!
Nash: -to Chibi chibi- Don't mind him.. he's just a spooty head..
C.C: Spooty head! Spooty head!
Hall: Aww.. man! You got her callin me a spooty head?
Nash: Yeah.. -surprised- She's a fast learner!
Hall: O_O -sweatdrop- Maybe I shoulda followed Hogan...