Congratulations! You have just become the proud owner of a chibi Akatsuki! Please note that this chibi Akatsuki is one of a kind and cannot be replaced if it is lost, stolen, or damaged. Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any catastrophes involving a chibi Akatsuki or its owner.

You may have aquired your exclusive chibi Akatsuki in one of several different ways. You might have found your chibi Akatsuki at the pound, wandering the streets, donated by an anonimous stranger, or perhaps delivered in a cardboard box from Madarastudios. inc. Please remember that your chibi Akatsuki may have experienced several different owners by the time they were placed in your care. Your chibi Akatsuki may have been abandoned, kicked out, pounded, or left to its own by a neglectful owner. Your chibi Akatsuki may also have run away from previous owners who were cruel or resentful specifically towards chibi Akatsuki. Do not try and make your chibi Akatsuki speak of their past owners as any of the above may have happened. Remember that your chibi Akatsuki might have experienced harsh treatment before, and will need gentle care and guidance in order to adapt to their new lifestyle. Treat your chibi Akatsuki with care and you might eventually gain their trust.

Your chibi Akatsuki probably has a tragic past. Do not force them to speak about this if they do not wish to. The consequences could result in tears, tempers, or flying kunai. If you wish to learn more about your chibi Akatsuki, look it up online or buy a custom owner's manuel. (Available at Madarastudios .inc for $5.99 each.)

Remember that your chibi Akatsuki is intelligent. They will appreciate being called by their real name and not a cute or silly animal term. Speak to your chibi Akatsuki like you would a real person. They are not pets or children who cannot understand your thoughts. Some of them might enjoy a long, thoughtful conversation. Your chibi Akatsuki may refuse to speak in any language other than Japanese. If this happens, either wait for them to learn to trust you enough to speak in your language or buy a translator. (You can purchase a chibi translator from Madarastudios .inc for $19.95. Order now while supplies last!)

Be considerate of your chibi Akatsuki. Most chibi Akatsuki will not appreciate games like dress up or 'take care of baby.' If your chibi Akatsuki feel threatened with too many humiliating circumstances, they might run away. Talk to your chibi Akatsuki about what they like to do. They will appreciate it if they can communicate their likes or dislikes.

Remember that your chibi Akatsuki is a human being. Newspapers, food bowls, and ragged blankets are not suitable means of care for your chibi Akatsuki. Your chibi Akatsuki can take care of him or herself, but give them a sense of privacy. Close off a section of the room or clear out a spare closet for them. Do not enter this section without the permission of your chibi Akatsuki. You would want them to be courteous or your privacy, and they will appreciate the same.

Your chibi Akatsuki will be more favorable towards food from their home country, but they can eat anything that you would be willing to touch. Do not force your chibi Akatsuki to eat something that they do not like. Some chibi Akatsuki are choosy. If they refuse to eat anything in the house you might need to buy something from the Asian market. Let them pick the food if this happens. Your chibi Akatsuki will probably have a favorite treat or meal. Be sure to remember it on special days, especially their birthday. This small touch will mean a great deal to them.

Your chibi Akatsuki has probably come with a red and black cloak and a custom set of clothing. Do not force your chibi Akatsuki to wear children's clothing against their will. Some of them will appreciate their own clothes as a part of their past. If this is so, you may want to ask a tailor to custom a few extra suits in similar designs. Take good care of your chibi Akatsuki's cloak. It will likely be authentic and very important to your chibi Akatsuki. Take the cloak to the dry cleaners only, and be sure to pay extra for special care. Your chibi Akatsuki will appreciate it if you ensure that their cloak is well maintenanced.

Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damages associated with your chibi Akatsuki. Your chibi Akatsuki has likely come with special powers. Be sure that you understand the possible dangers to yourself, your house, and your neighborhood in light of this aspect. Your chibi Akatsuki will be very well aquanted with sharp objects. If you do not like this you will need to hide all kitchen knives, saws, and other cutting utensils. Understand that some chibi Akatsuki can be taught to control their violent behavior if they have not learned already. Be patient with your chibi Akatsuki, or return them for a kinder and gentler chibi Shinobi. (Chibi Shinobi are available only at Madarastudios .inc retail.)

Chibi Akatsuki are a product associated only with Madarastudios .inc. If you are having a problem with your chibi Akatsuki or wish to return it, call (899) 787-Madarastudi os-Akatsuki. Remember that your chibi Akatsuki cannot be replaced with a duplicate copy if it is harmed, lost, killed, or stolen. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damages associated with chibi Akatsuki.

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This was a random idea after I was mourning the fact that I have too many stories to create one solely on chibi Itachi (not counting Raising a Raven).

I do not own Naruto or anything associated.

2nd chapter will start with Itachi Uchiha!