Oh, first story. Please review, I want to know how I'm doing and what I can do to make it better. I just got bored one day~ don't we all?
Oh, I nearly forgot:
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Chapter One:
Finding the Father
Tsuna poked at her swollen belly. It was such a strange sight. She had always been flat-chested and fragile. Now she looked like a swollen orange.
Yes, Tsuna still hasn't gotten over the color orange.
She prayed that the father of her child, her dear husband, would hurry home from his mission. It had been such a long time. Chrome, Kyoko, Bianchi, and Haru had kept her company while the Guardians made sure there was nothing for the pregnant boss to do.
Even Hibari and Mukuro were pulling more than their fair share. Enjoying it, even. No, reveling in it. They always were…unique.
She yawned and stretched, gently moving off of the bed.
"Sawada-dono!" Basil immediately came to her aid, helping her out of the bed.
Not only was our dear female Tsuna eight months pregnant, but with twins as well.
She was very pregnant, that's to say.
"Sawada-dono! Please, stay in bed." Basil practically begged his future boss. (a/n: even though Tsuna's about 25, the Ninth is still the boss, and will be until the twins are a little older.)
"Shut up fucking Herb-kun. Does that useless bastard father of mine have a fetish with fucking herbs? Oregano, Turmeric, Basil. He has a fucking unhealthy fetish. Why doesn't he name himself Rosemary?" For some reason, only when Tsuna speaks does her hormonal state come out.
"I-I-I'm not sure, S-Sawada-dono." Basil paled as he backed away from the devil incarnate.
"Fucking useless." Tsuna growled as she shoved past Basil.
"W-Wait, Sawada-dono!" Basil was scared shitless of Tsuna since her second trimester, when she finally decided to let the hormones take over. He had begged Iemitsu-dono to let him switch places with Oregano.
But no, the External Advisor refused to let him switch out.
"It'll give you experience." Iemitsu had told him bluntly before running off to his wife, who was waiting a few meters away.
"Kufufufufufu. You, dear Basil-kun, should leave my dear Tsuna-chan and future nephews and/or nieces." the familiar laugh announced the arrival of the Mist Guardians. (a/n: Here, Mukuro is out of Vendicare and has "sort-of" stopped his whole take-over-the-world kufufufu thing. He still talks about it, but it's just an empty threat. He actually is very protective of Tsuna now, especially since Chrome is very close to her and he enjoys watching her beat poor Basil-kun.)
"Muko-chi!" Tsuna changed her attitude as she glomped the poor illusionist.
"Sawada-dono! Please be careful!" Basil whined as he checked Tsuna over. She still clung to Mukuro as she answered him.
"Shut the fuck up, fucking herb." she hissed at him. She looked back up at the pedophile pineapple.
"Muko-chi, can you take me to the gardens?" she begged her Mist. He smiled as he helped her into the wheelchair.
~OOOH Time Skip Into a Wonderful New World….. Mukuro isn't her husband~
"Thanks, Muko-chi. That fucking herb is going to be beaten shitless once these demons are out of me." Tsuna's eyes glowed in anger.
"Kufufufu I can't wait." the pineapple laughed. The only reason he was kind to Tsuna currently was to watch her mood swings. For some reason, she would throw plates at her normal friends and cling to her "enemy" friends. Mukuro had already pried her off of Hibari and had to release Hibird from her clutches exactly twenty-two times in this last month alone.
Ryohei got the worst of it. He had darts and knives thrown at him at the dinner table constantly. Kyoko would cry "onii-chan!" and she would stop immediately.
Of course, Kyoko was hormonal as well. She was pregnant with her first child as well. Haru wanted a child so bad, and Chrome said she was waiting for the right man, even though Tsuna knew she was dating a certain Skylark.
"So, shall we head to breakfast, boss?" Mukuro asked her. Tsuna just smiled and nodded. Oh, Mukuro just couldn't wait to see who she would torture today.
~Time Skip to the Torturous Hour. So far, Hibari and Mukuro have been cut out of the Tsuna's Husband Lottery. I wonder who will win?~
Tsuna was gently lowered into the chair by Mukuro, who sat farther down the table. The Ninth and her idiot father would sit near her, with her father across from her and the Ninth at the head of the table.
She watched as the other idiots, her husband, and Hibari-chi settled into their places, with Mukuro-chi and Hibari-chi already fighting with their chopsticks.
The Ninth sat down and the began their breakfast quietly. Tsuna dished herself some rice and poured ranch dressing all over it (a/n: it's not that bad. Disgusting, but not that bad.)
"O-key~" her father sang. His annoying sing-song voice pissed her off. She picked up her butter knife and threw it between his eyes. He ducked his head at last minute and looked behind him. The knife was lodged deeply into a painting of the Second Vongola Boss.
"Nice throw to the EXTREME Sawada!~" Ryohei cheered her. Her eyebrow twitched as she threw her father's fork (yes, she swiped it while he was staring at the knife in the wall) and threw it at Ryohei's chest. Ryohei jumped to the side, watching as the fork struck none other than Xanxus, who walked in at the worst moment possible.
Xanxus pulled the fork out of his arm, and glared at Tsuna, who glared back.
"What do you think your doing, trash?" he growled.
"What do you think your doing, fucker? Don't get in the way of my fork! Now you fucking useless piece of shit, fetch me Squalo, I need a foot rub." Tsuna stood with the help of Mukuro and marched up to Xanxus.
She pointed to the portrait of the Second Boss, who had a striking resemblance to Xanxus.
"Do you want that to happen to you, shithead? Now, GO FETCH ME SQUALO!" Tsuna screeched at the bored looking Xanxus.
Bel walked in, surveying the room.
"Ushishishi, what have we here?" he giggled.
"You fucking piece of trash!" Tsuna yelled as she grabbed a knife and cut off Bel's bangs.
Bel's eyes were a plain blue (a/n: I don't really know his eye color, or if he really even has eyes) and Tsuna finished clipping the bangs, neatly of course.
"Ushishishi, you'll pay for that, bitch." he giggled as he took out a knife. Mukuro started fighting him. Tsuna grabbed his crown/tiara and threw it out the window, causing glass to fall to the ground while she laughed manically before grabbing an apple and eating, enjoying the fight between Bel and Mukuro.
She threw knives at Bel, hitting him in the leg several times. He giggled some more as Mukuro kicked him out. She turned back to Xanxus.
"Get. Me. That. Fucking. Hippie." she growled lowly. Xanxus muttered as went to get Squalo, afraid of receiving any more of Tsuna's pregnant wrath.
Her Guardians and husband stared at her, shocked. Normally, she would have either ignored or feared Xanxus.
Lussuria burst into the room in all his glory, dragging Squalo with him.
"Lu-chan!" Tsuna exclaimed happily while Mukuro, who returned from throwing Bel out of a three-story-window, helped her into her wheelchair.
"Let's go, Lu-chan! Squalo-baka can give us both pedicures!" She giggled while Squalo gagged. Mukuro just giggled and kufufuffu-ed as he pushed her away.
Kufufufufu, so how is the Wrath of Hormonal Tsuna?
So, it's none of the Varia. Ryohei, Hibari, and Mukuro are out of the Lottery. So, who shall win? Yamamoto and Gokudera are the only ones left (Because if it was Lambo, that would be illegal). Who should it be?