Okay yeah this is kinda spur-of-the-moment video. I just thought it
would be kinda cool and funny. I mean, the Drode! Singing Smash Mouth! The song
is from Astro Lounge and it's called "Defeat You". Obviously it's before the
major story arch and all, aka when Animorphs started to suck. Yeah I know, it's
my third video on the subject and I
sorta stole elements from my other video ( the leash for example) but hey! I'm
having fun! Heheheheheee….so why don't
you have fun too…..
As the song starts we see the Drode
sitting in a chair in the food court. He's swaying his foot in tune to the
music. Rachel is walking with shopping bags in the mall. Controllers fill the
area.
Born
is a human with a kung-fu spine Drode sings as Rachel rolls her eyes and
throws her bags aside.
Equipped with a detector of what's on your mind She begins morphing grizzly.
You jive, you shuck, you bob, you weave and Rachel fights off the
Controllers, no sweat.
When you're down you've got something up your sleeve she takes care of the last
Controller.
And you got it good, as bad as it gets Rachel demorphs, picks her bags up and walks on, as
if nothing happened.
You make your own incisions that come with regrets Now it changes to Rachel and
the other Animorphs in the barn. Drode is relaxing on a bale of hay, bobbing
his head, invisible to them.
You're in it to win it and make every minute count Rachel pumping her fists as
they prepare to go another mission.
You put it all together and They all leave
Dish it out. Rachel walks away with a swagger in step. Suddenly, she looks
behind her back.
Heeeeeeeeeeey I know where you're from! Drode appears right before
her
It makes it that much nicer to meet you… She takes a surprised
Rachel's hand and shakes it. Rachel pulls away in disgust and lunges at him.
Heeeeeeeeeey I know what you've done! Drode appears behind her
It makes it that much better to defeat you… She spins around, disoriented and Drode shoves her
on the ground. Drode disappears as Rachel gets up angrily and looks around.
All that knowledge, all those skills Now the Animorphs are at the
Yeerk Pool, fighting. Drode is sitting on top of the cages, swaying in tune
still.
All the gas it takes to get on top of the hill Rachel in grizzly morph swats Hork-Bajir away.
And while the others try to take your spot you wanna make them stop They surround her and she
frantically tries to push them away.
But ya gotta make them stop! The Controllers crowd and
block Rachel from the camera.
Would you do anything? Whatever it takes Drode bursts through and
hoists a now human Rachel up on her feet. He puts an arm around her.
Jacks in the road, yeah fix the brakes first he presents some
grenades, then a small bomb.
It's the instinct that's got us locked up tight Drode turns to her front and
clutches her shoulders, shaking them a little
It's the madness that's keeping us up all night! He puts his arm back around her and swings the other is a sweeping
arch ( like he's displaying the future…whatever)
Heeeeeeeeeeey I know where you're from! He calls out to Rachel as
she wrestles from his grasp.
It makes it that much nicer to meet you…. Rachel heads for the stairs
Heeeeeeeeeey I know what you've done! he appears before her,
presenting David. Rachel shrieks and bats them both away.
It makes it that much better to defeat you…. Rachel collapses on the stairs grabbing her head.
It's whaaaaaaaaaat we arrrrrrrrrrre ! The scene changes and Rachel
looks up to see Drode standing on a large rampart, Crayak overlooking it
showing the grandeur of evil
It's whaaaaaaaaaaat we arrrrrrrrrre! Rachel stands up and Drode calls to her, motioning
her to come up with him
It's whaaaaaaaaaaat we arrrrrrrrrre! He helps Rachel onto the rampart and shows her all
those that cower beneath them. An evil smile spreads Rachel's lips.
Born is a human with mechanics to win Rachel jumps down, a
powerful machine hybrid ( book # 48 The Return) and mows down Controllers.
Born is a machine with a human tucked in Rachel hears this and turns
to Drode who looks away
You jive, you shuck, you jab, you stick Rachel beats them all hardly using any energy
You're calling out for help when it gets too thick now Controllers are pouring
from everywhere, Rachel looks uneasy
Your honor She spots Jake and the others in morph looking like
they're coming to get her
Your honor she looks back and Crayak and Drode
It's not me Drode shrugs.
It's the invisible, visible evil powers that be Drode wiggles his fingers at
Rachel in a taunting way
Untraceable, insatiable having to feed She throws the Controllers
off but is wounded
Yeah, you cry when
you're wounded and you laugh when they bleed! now the Animorphs mob her.
She looks to Drode who's laughing.
Heeeeeeeeeeey I know where you're from! Drode says in a more angry
tone as Rachel tries to escape
It makes it that much nicer to meet you…. Rachel becomes more human
now, looking desperate
Heeeeeeeeeey I know what you've done! Drode appears and blocks the
entrance, tapping his foot
It makes it that much better to defeat you… He points back to Crayak, as if ordering her to go
back.
Heeeeeeeeeeey I know where you're from! Rachel gets buff again and
throws Drode up against the wall
It makes it that much nicer to meet you!.
Heeeeeeeeeey I know what you've done! Drode looks her in the eye
with a sneer on his face
It makes it that much better to defeat you! Rachel's power diminishes as Drode does a sort of hypnotic thing on her. The Drode slides
down as Rachel weakens.
It makes it
that much better to defeat you! A leash appears around Rachel, she looks at it,
horrified.
It makes it that much better to defeat you! Drode yanks her along,
Rachel struggles mightily against him
It makes it that much better to defeat you! Drode punches her in the
stomach and she doubles over
It makes it that much better to beat you….. A side shot of Drode in
Rachel's face, sneering and jeering. Rachel bows her head…..
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:::Author
ducks as trash is thrown at her:::: Hey, hey! I'm just doing a video that
matched the lyrics! I like Rachel just as much as anyone, I just wanted to
portray what it might have been like ( in an abstract way) if Crayak had
triumphed over Rachel. Sorry, sorry, ya but just like tattoos and band names,
it seemed like a good idea at the
time……
