AN: My first attempt at writing a humour fic so if it isn't funny… Not my fault really…
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Rules for The Justice League and The Team
Robin is to be given no coffee until it is past 2 o clock. Any breakages of this rule will be reported directly to Batman
Do NOT use the zeta beams to code your civilian identities… Ask Green Lantern and Flash, what the "punishment" was… They experienced it first-hand…
Roy is RED ARROW, not SPEEDY
DON'T mess with Artemis… Kid Flash learnt this the hard way
The bat-glare is EVERYTHING! Receive it and evaluate your life, to see what you have done wrong…
It is completely okay to squirt water in Superman's face every time you see him and call him a terrible dad!
Actually, Superman disagrees with the above rule…
NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU CLARK!
Billy must ALWAYS be taken out to ice cream every week
Please do not call Green Lantern Hal, John and Green Lantern John, Hal. Batman can no longer bear Hal's childish complaints…
Martian Manhunter is only allowed 5 oreo's a day. A hyperactive Martian is the LAST thing the League wants to deal with
Superboy has anger issues… PLEASE do not agitate him
DON'T use the word monkeys in front of Superboy (we're looking at you, Wally…)
For the ladies, PLEASE stop calling Dick Grayson cute… It is disturbing Robin, a LOT!
The above rule also applies for the female Leaguers… For you, it's just goddamn creepy… Batman doesn't care HOW you meant it…
Robin and Kid Flash are NOT gay…
Kid Flash is to STOP all flirtations with Black Canary… For goodness sakes Wally! You're under aged…
M'gann is to tone down her peppiness… for the sake of the League and the Team…
Talia al Ghul, Catwoman and Poison Ivy are NOT Robin's mom… and we don't care what you have seen OR heard…
Aqualad may be the nicest hero, but please do not tick him off… It won't end well for you, so for your sake, DON'T!
Robin is going to STOP posting Wally's baby pictures in the Watchtower or The Cave… As hilarious as they are…
Also, The League will stop showing The Flash attempting to "run" on ice to get to Superman's fortress of solitude, to the Cave or the Watchtower… No matter HOW hilarious that is either…
Touching Artemis' bow will lead to serious consequences… Just ask Wally…
After THOROUGH research, it is concluded that Green Lantern and Flash are NOT gay… Even though Robin claims to have seen them hold hands…
Direct Breakages of this rule will be reported DIRECTLY to Batman, who will decide the punishment depending on the crime and NO Leaguers will interfere…
THE END.
AN: That's my rule list! I hope it's funny….
Would you like to see an one-shot series relating to how these rules were formed?
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