Disclaimer: Do you think they would let me 'borrow' Serena since she's not the show anymore? Until that happens, they're not mine.
This takes place right after the firing. (Uh, Duh!)
"Is this because I'm a lesbian?" Serena Southerlyn apprehensively asked her boss, Arthur Branch.
"Yes, Serena. Yes, it is." he responded without hesitation.
"W- WHAT? You're firing me because I have sexual preferences towards women? You can't do that!"
"I just did. Serena, I have some news for you: I'm your boss and I can do as I please."
"But that's unethical!" she pleaded. "Damn hick," she muttered under her breath.
"Every lawyer is unethical at some point in their career. It's a common fact. Just look at Jack for example. Why I'm surprised he's not disbarred yet."
Serena paused a moment before she asked, "So this is really because I'm a lesbian?"
"Yes, it is. The hard core Jack and yourself shippers could not stand the fact that because you're a lesbian, you could have never experienced Jack's reputation. And having a homosexual work for me would wreck my chances at getting votes from conservatives when I run for my next term."
"What's a shipper?"
"They're pairings in fanfiction."
"Oh, those. How do you know about fanfiction? It's not like anyone actually writes about you. Except in stories about be-heading and death by-"
"Can we just get back to the subject?"
"Right. You can be sure the Supreme Court will be hearing about this!" she yelled, storming out of his office.
A month later, Arthur was disbarred and sued, and Serena had her job back. But now, there was one issue left: Who would replace Arthur?
"Why pookie!" Nora Lewin exclaimed, chasing Jack through the halls. "It's going to be so wonderful to work with you again!"
Jack quickly escaped and ran into Serena's office, locking the door. Serena questioning his actions, gave him a quizzical look.
"She's back..."
Yes, I know. The ending was pure evil! Muahahahaha! Please, please, please review! Fewthistle if you are reading this, I loved 'Fall From Grace!' The you're favorite lesbian line was pure genius (and hilarious!)