TITLE: Battle Hymn of the Shippers
AUTHOR: bjg
SUMMARY: We have wrung them out through Tobyslash and horrid babyfic.
PAIRING: CJ/Toby. Some CJ/Ann and a Tobyslash reference.
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Angst, baby. All angst. Just kidding.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: From the warped mind that brought you "Ode to the West Wing," we present this re-visioning of the classic American war song, "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
DISCLAIMER: I'm not Aaron Sorkin, nor do I look anything like him, thank goodness, and I'm not Julia Ward Howe, nor do I look anything like her rotting corpse, thank goodness. You can find the unadulterated lyrics here: http://www.law.ou.edu/hist/bathymn.html
FEEDBACK: Death threats through pledges of devotion, all are welcomed, answered, and archived. To allcanadiangirl@lycos.com, or review me.
Battle Hymn of the Shippers
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the perfect OTP,
It is lovely, it is marvellous and glorious and free;
Their subtext is artistic, it's an ecstasy to see,
The perfect OTP!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
The perfect OTP!
We are building them an altar despite Aaron's debate camp,
I have seen them in my dreams holding the shippy lamp,
And I read their righteous history-it makes my eyes go damp,
That perfect het pairing!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
That perfect het pairing!
We have writ a fiery gospel made of scotch and made of tears,
"You're like a fucking trainwreck, Toby," makes the story oh-so clear;
But they'll never get together, so us slashers needn't fear,
Since CJ's hot for Ann!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
We love CJ/Toby!
We have weathered Danny, Will, and Simon, though it made us sick,
We have wrung them out through Tobyslash and horrid babyfic,
Oh, be swift, Aaron, to write it out, this twin thing awful quick,
Our spirits are not dimmed!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Our spirits are not dimmed!
On the shores of the Potomac a romance has played out,
Its power is undeniable, its drama packs some clout;
And if we never see them kiss, we probably won't pout,
We'll write the missing scene!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
The perfect OTP!
AUTHOR: bjg
SUMMARY: We have wrung them out through Tobyslash and horrid babyfic.
PAIRING: CJ/Toby. Some CJ/Ann and a Tobyslash reference.
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Angst, baby. All angst. Just kidding.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: From the warped mind that brought you "Ode to the West Wing," we present this re-visioning of the classic American war song, "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
DISCLAIMER: I'm not Aaron Sorkin, nor do I look anything like him, thank goodness, and I'm not Julia Ward Howe, nor do I look anything like her rotting corpse, thank goodness. You can find the unadulterated lyrics here: http://www.law.ou.edu/hist/bathymn.html
FEEDBACK: Death threats through pledges of devotion, all are welcomed, answered, and archived. To allcanadiangirl@lycos.com, or review me.
Battle Hymn of the Shippers
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the perfect OTP,
It is lovely, it is marvellous and glorious and free;
Their subtext is artistic, it's an ecstasy to see,
The perfect OTP!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
The perfect OTP!
We are building them an altar despite Aaron's debate camp,
I have seen them in my dreams holding the shippy lamp,
And I read their righteous history-it makes my eyes go damp,
That perfect het pairing!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
That perfect het pairing!
We have writ a fiery gospel made of scotch and made of tears,
"You're like a fucking trainwreck, Toby," makes the story oh-so clear;
But they'll never get together, so us slashers needn't fear,
Since CJ's hot for Ann!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
Glory! Glory! OTP!
We love CJ/Toby!
We have weathered Danny, Will, and Simon, though it made us sick,
We have wrung them out through Tobyslash and horrid babyfic,
Oh, be swift, Aaron, to write it out, this twin thing awful quick,
Our spirits are not dimmed!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Our spirits are not dimmed!
On the shores of the Potomac a romance has played out,
Its power is undeniable, its drama packs some clout;
And if we never see them kiss, we probably won't pout,
We'll write the missing scene!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
Glory! Glory! CJ/Toby!
The perfect OTP!