Link the Channel Flipper.
Link's at home, waiting for Zelda to get back from the store. In the meantime, he goes channel surfing, but exactly how he does it is something new.
Link: *turns on the TV* Let's see what we've got here.
Cop Show: but I'm tellin ya, Chief! All the guys on the force wanna...
*Link Changes to "Friends"*
Friends: Rachael: ...have sex with you. I'm ready to move to the next level and have you..
*Link changes to a cooking show*
Cook: ...put cream in my coffee. Now, we take this lemon and to make sure we get as much juice as we can, make sure you squeeze it firm and hard, just as if you were squeezing...
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Rachael: ...my breasts! What do you have against lying down next to me and..
*Link changes back to the cop show*
Cop Show: ...shooting with all you've got. You'd be freaked out too if you..
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Ross: ..saw me naked! I just don't know if I can..
*Link changes back to the cooking show*
Cooking show: ..cook a decent meal! I guarantee you take one bite of this and you'll say it's the best thing you've tasted since
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Ross: my penis!
*Link turns off the TV for a while*
Link's at home, waiting for Zelda to get back from the store. In the meantime, he goes channel surfing, but exactly how he does it is something new.
Link: *turns on the TV* Let's see what we've got here.
Cop Show: but I'm tellin ya, Chief! All the guys on the force wanna...
*Link Changes to "Friends"*
Friends: Rachael: ...have sex with you. I'm ready to move to the next level and have you..
*Link changes to a cooking show*
Cook: ...put cream in my coffee. Now, we take this lemon and to make sure we get as much juice as we can, make sure you squeeze it firm and hard, just as if you were squeezing...
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Rachael: ...my breasts! What do you have against lying down next to me and..
*Link changes back to the cop show*
Cop Show: ...shooting with all you've got. You'd be freaked out too if you..
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Ross: ..saw me naked! I just don't know if I can..
*Link changes back to the cooking show*
Cooking show: ..cook a decent meal! I guarantee you take one bite of this and you'll say it's the best thing you've tasted since
*Link changes back to friends*
Friends: Ross: my penis!
*Link turns off the TV for a while*