Peas, mustard and vinegar
Where did you learn to cook
When will you stop
I believe that tums
Has brought you here
Thinkin' I should eat your pickled rice
But I won't
I say I'm full but you convince me to try
I'll keep my cool but I'm pukin'
I try to eat your pie and I choke
Try to spit it out and you grumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
Your pie makes me choke
Try to spit it out and you grumple
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
I may appear to eat cheese
But I don't like moldy cheese
Or black
I may seem all right
And smile when you leave
But my smiles are just a front
just a front
I say I'm full but you convince me to try
I'll keep my cool but I'm pukin'
I try to eat your pie and I choke
Try to spit it out and you grumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
Your pie makes me choke
Try to spit it out and you grumple
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
Here is my confession
You give me indigestion
Boy I need some pills
Or I'll be writing wills
With my heartburn I still try
To swallow but I can't deny, deny
I say I'm full but you convince me to try
I'll keep my cool but I'm pukin'
I try to eat your pie and I choke
Try to spit it out and you grumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
Your pie makes me choke
Try to spit it out and you grumple
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
Your pie makes me choke
Try to spit it out and you grumple
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My tastebuds tremble when you are near
-ThirdRealiti-10/20/00