I'm hiding in the cellar
From a girl who says she's Bella
And she's followed by a fella'
Who I'm hiding from as well.
.
It's dark in here, and scary
And I'm next to something hairy
But at least it's not the fairy
With the heightened sense of smell.
.
(He's close to where I'm hidden:
I am listening - I can tell.)
.
But anyway, if I survive
(I hope I skip this joint alive)
I'm warning you guys not to dive
Into a crappy book.
.
It's fun enough to read about
A plot which isn't quite thought out
But if there's anyone in doubt,
Just leave it at a look.
.
(I'm sorry that I can't write more
The vampire's broken down the door
I hope they eat me raw because
I don't think he can cook.)