I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Inu-yasha, and D12
Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters directed this movie so to celebrate, Inu-yasha and Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters will sing/rap, "My Band" By D12
Yami:
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
(Take a long breath and SCREAM HELLA LOUD)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band!!!!
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands!!!!
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man!!!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!!!
Inu-yasha: Whooooo!
T'ea: Yugi! That hella hurt!
Yami: I'M NOT YUGI! I AM A FOOT TALLERAND GOT A DEEPER VOICE!!! I'M ALSO OLDER!
Yugi: I'm am the same freaking age like the others! You're mean! [Kick Yami's crotch]
Yami: That hurt man! You wouldn't know cuz you don't have balls!
Yugi: I'm a boy!!!! [Continued kicking]
Yami: (Barely standing up, shaking from Yugi's kick) (continued rapping like nothing happened)
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"sup ladies, my name's Pharaoh Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
Tea:
"Oh my god it's him"
"Yugi oh my fuckin' god it's Yami "
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
Yami:
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
Joey: A thong?
Kagome: My bra!
Miroku: My Speedo! Opps...
Sango:A MAN WHO WEARS SPEEDOS?
Yami:
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying steal the light from me
Yesterday Inu-yasha tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Kagome's my wife to be
All: (Look at Kagome)
Kagome: It's true
All: Ohhh... (Looking at Yami)
Inu-yasha: (Looking jealous) What could she find that is good looking in him???
Yami:
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because,
All: (cover ears)
Yami: (Take a deep breath and scream)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band!
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands!
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!!!
Seto and Mokuba:
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band... baby yeah...
Miroku:
You just wanna see a dude backwards don't you
Hey Inu-yasha how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
He don't want my autograph, he's a liar
And no I'm Miroku (oh I thought you was Inu-yasha)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
Sango: No! You read a playboy book!
Miroku: True... (Continue)
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Shippo: (Whipping Miroku's ass)
Miroku: Back bitch!!! Although that feels good
Sesshoumaru:
Look at Yami little punk ass thinking' he the shit
Tristan:
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Sesshoumaru:
You gonna be late for sound check
Tristan:
Man I ain't goin' to sound check
Sesshoumaru:
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'm a say somethin
Hey yo Yami
Sesshoumaru:
Man no
Tristan:
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Sesshoumaru:
Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Tristan:
When I was bout to talk right after you
Sesshoumaru:
I swear, I swear man
Yami: (Booming voice)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band!!!!
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands!!!
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man!
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!!!
Joey:
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Joey is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Inu-yasha: Ay yo!-
(Inu-yasha's mic cut off)
Inu-yasha: WTF?
Joey:
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear
Tea:Hey dude I love your band!
Joey:
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments!
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Yugi:
Bitch carry your own
Yami: You dare call the pharaoh a bitch?
Inu-yasha: Shut up! I want to hear! [Hit Yami]
Yugi: (Continued)
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Sango:
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kagome slipped me some crack
Opening theme of Yu-Gi-Oh! video I was in the back
Dearest in Inu-yasha ending theme video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Inu-yasha, ask us the questions
Like who's Sango, how we get started
Anyway I'm the popularest chick in the group
Big ass breast, bitches think I'm hot
San told me to do Boys to get good
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck Inu-yasha, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Eminem
Inu-yasha:
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
Oh fuck this! These Boys don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Inu and Yam)
Cuz once I Moan they'll know they ain't no hot man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
All:
My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band, My Band
Shippo:
The hottest boy band in the world...yeah... Shippo band!
(Record scratch)
Yugi: Shippo band? Ahh hell no... Punch Shippo
Shippo: Least I got attention...
(Continued)
[Inu-yasha as a salsa singer dress like one too]
yeah, I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
Yami: (Wearing a tight salsa suit)
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
(Inu-yasha and Yami:)
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Yami and Inu-yasha:
Where'd everybody go?