AN: I messed up a little, but this should fix it a little. :) Most of the chapter aren't this graphic, I just needed the Deadpool effect. Later chapters are in Beca's POV not Deadpool.

"Bang! Bang! Awww, don't run away. Boom! Headshot!" Blood splatters the cement floor. Cement… that's new. Wonder when the changed that. Last time it was a glossy looking tile pattern. It was pretty nice actually. Guess they wanted to go a little more conventional. "Meh. Whatever" Time to get going, don't wanna be late for this very important date.

I turn the corner while dusting off the tips of my glorified pistols and stick them in their holsters for safekeeping. Its time for this shit to get real. I pull out my babies as I sprint down the hallway. Ooh another one.

"Why did you drop your arm you might need that?" God his whaling is so annoying. "Shut up whiner!" His head isn't that important right?

I bring my blade across his plump throat, " You should lay off the donuts those rolls aren't healthy, " and with a little finesse I watch his head roll to the ground, kind of like a munchkin when you drop it. With a little thump and leaning to one side because they're never perfectly round. I hate it when that happens. Especially because they get all dirty because of the glaze. Eww it just rolled into his own blood. "You should clean up after yourself." People these days.

"Get down on the ground!" Well they're a little late to the party.

I turn around slowly, "I don't want to." Do they really think I'm going to listen to them when they are basically shitting their pants right now? There is no way they can possibly aim with their whole arms shaking like that.

I lean in a little closer for dramatic effect, now they are about dead body's length away. Their eyes widen, "What? I'm not going to hurt you…. much." In one fluid motion a slice their stomachs with both my katanas. "No guts no glory!" Nice entrails.

I casually spin back around and continue on my merry way. It doesn't take me long to reach my destination. I enter a room with large steel doors all lined up with camera's watching. As if the doors are going to do anything special… May be they were just waiting for me to come along and provide the entertainment.

I reach into my pocket and retrieve the badge I took off one of those fat officers.

"Finally, it's about time someone got down hear." A familiar voice, hmmm.

I turn to face the third door down, awe he's pouting. "Sorry Doc, not here for you. I'm sure you and all those creepy robot legs can find a way to entertain yourself for a while." I say with a smile, oh wait he can't see my smile.

"What? Just let me out you blithering idiot." His brow furrows when he speaks.

"Ooo angry octopus, bad boy!" I chastise him, "and how am I the idiot, when you're the one behind bars?" What a fool.

I simply turn away and go over to the darkest window I see. When I come across a pitch black one, I know I'm in the right spot. I scan the thingy and watch the door automatically open. In the back of the cell is nothing but darkness. A loud growl comes from the black figure that emerges.

"Come on now Venom don't be shy, Mommy and Daddy are waiting for us outside."