Hello there! This is the fic called... -dramatic pause- Kidnaping the Sohmas!!! Woo! Ok just a few things before we start. Actually, I've already finished this, but I won't post the other chapters until you review, so review damn it!!! Not to mention the fact that it was originally written in script so now I have to edit it. Also, there a lot of inside jokes in here, so at the end of each chapter, I will type up their meanings, origins, and things like that. Quick reminders...

-text- = action (used in author's notes only)

Horizontal Rule = Scene change, end of chapter, or end of a section

GA-LARE = a way to say glare, same goes for ga-lub and glub

XD = really happy, or insane

O.O or O.o = surprise or look of disturbance

Well, I think that's it. Disclaimers at the bottom. Enjoy!

Kidnaping the Sohmas

Chapter one, The nightmare begins.

Saku, Shuvo, Chibiela, and Morba were sitting in Shuvo's dad's living room spacing at the TV.

"I'm bored," Saku said.

"Me too.." Shuvo said, drooling a bit.

"Me three," said Chibiela.

"So...what do you guys wanna do?" Morba asked.

Saku was struck with an idea. "I know!!! We can kidnap the Sohmas!!!" she yelled.

Everyone cheered. "YAY'AH!"

"Wait, how are we gonna do that?" Chibiela questioned.

Morba came up with a solution. "I can use my mighty wiccan powers to open up a portal to the animé world!!!"

"w00t!" Everyone yelled.

Morba stood in front of the TV and chanted. A swirly portal opened up in it.

Shuvo was mesmerized. "Oooooo...." she said.

Saku shook her head. "The nightmare begins." She said with a Cartman accent.

Shuvo turned off the lights and took out a flashlight and put it under her face. "Bwahahahaha!!!" she laughed evilly.

Saku took the flashlight from her and did the same. "Bwhahahaha!!!"

The group jumped in.

The Animé world looks like a long hallway with many white doors that have title of anim's with their logos on them. The hallway itself had a pink ti-dye ceiling that doesn't even seem to have a definite height. It's walls were white, and it had white linoleum floors, the stuff that you can see your reflections in

Shuvo jumped out of the portal and landed flat on her face. She looked and saw her face in it. "HI FLOOR THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!!! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!" she said insanely.

Saku came out and landed flat on her feet. She shook her head and did a Zim face at Shuvo's stupidity and insanity.

Chibiela poked her head out. "A bit over done don't you think?" she asked no one in particular as she came all the way out of the portal.

Morba popped out. "Hey it worked!!!"

Saku looked at Morba shocked. "You mean you weren't sure it would?" she asked, Shuvo chicken faced over her shoulder.

Morba looked around nervously. "Of course I was!! I just, you know, never tried it before..." she said trying to be defensive.

Saku sweat dropped a bit. "Well, ignoring that possibly embarrassing matter, let's get to finding our targets!!" she said trying to get off topic.

The group started to walk down the hallway.

Saku and Shuvo, who were lagging, spotted the door home to InuYasha.

Shuvo went to the door with an eager face and put her hand on the doorknob to open it.

Saku slapped her hand. "No we must not get side-tracked," she said.

"But!" she protested.

Saku shook her head. "No, I wanna go too, but we must have priorities."

"PLEASE!!!" Shuvo begged, and held up her shoe.

"No." Saku said flatly.

Shuvo put on a sad Gir face.

Saku fell for it. "Okay."

Shuvo XD-ed and back flipped into the door, now somehow open.

In the world, Sessho-maru was walking along in the forest. Shuvo ran up to him. "What the-"Sessho-maru started to say.

SMACK!! Shuvo had hit him in the head with his shoe, knocking him out cold. She smiled and ran back to the hallway and the group. "Better?" Saku asked on her return. Shuvo nodded rapidly.

Saku sighed, "Now then, no more distract-," she tried to say, but had spotted the door to Angelic Layer. Saku had Gaz eyes and lunged for the door, the only thing holding her back was Shuvo trying to pull her back.

Chibiela shook her head. "We should really put a leash on those two..." she said to Morba but got no response. "Morba?"

Morba was standing outside of a different door. "Shuvo, Saku! I found Excel Saga!" she yelled with excitement.

The three ran towards the door with a dust cloud behind them. The door opened for them, then magically closed. (O.o That's odd...)

Chibiela irked a bit then opened the door. "Ok you guys, enough messing aroun-," she said but was cut off by a whir of blue rushing by her.

"NOOOOO!!!" yelled Shuvo, Saku and Morba.

The whir stopped and took the shape of Excel Excel, who began to dance around wildly.

Saku quickly sketched a head shot of Lord Ilpalazzo and held it in front of the door.

Excel spotted and dove into the door yelling, "LORD ILPALAZZO!!!"

Shuvo shut the door panting and sweat dropping.

Saku sweat dropped as well. "That was close...you ok Chibiela?

Chibiela was stunned, "O.o That was just scary."

Morba looked around but then froze and had a fixed stare on something. O.o

Saku noticed. "Morba?" she asked, waving her hand in front of Morba's face."Hmm...Shuvo, do you know what's wrong with Morba?

Shuvo had the same look on her face: O.o

Chibiela and Saku followed their stare. They spotted the door.

A door with a basket of fruits. And written underneath was the name Fruits Basket.

Ok, now time for explanations!!! YAAAY!!

YAY'AH: For those of you who watch Chapple's show, this is a way to say, yeah, only different. I just think it's fun to say -shrug-

The flashlight, evil laughter thing: I got it off of Fairly Odd Parents...-sweatdrop-

Sammich bit: Invader Zim...a lot of stuff will be off of that. Gir fell on his face and said 'Hi floor, make me a sammich!' I just tweaked it a bit -shifty eyes-

Zim face: The look on Zim's face in an episode where gir was being hopeless, and he just shook his head. It was great -smile-.

Chicken face: another thing from Invader Zim. (Hey I warned you) It was the look on a chicken's face when Zim was about to launch it into space.

Sad gir face, ok, backflip bit: When Gir had millions of rubber piggies, and Zim wouldn't let him have any, then he went sad, then...you get the picture I hope.

Sessho-maru shoe bit: This is one of my favorites. We wrote a story WAY back when, and it had characters from random shows and animé, and I started to chase Sessho-maru around the place with my shoe. I used hate Sessho-maru with a firey, undying passion. But now it's subsided to just a normal undying passion. -twitch-

Gaz eyes: Gaz's eyes when she saw some pizza, they got really big and shiny

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Invader Zim, or any other show or website I mention. Although that would be awesomely awesome, but oh well.

Well, until next time!

Next Chapter: "Windows may not be best..."