Its Raining Sues
Sing to the tune of ''Its Raining Men'' by the Weather Girls and/or Geri Halliwell
The pressure is rising
Moral is getting low
According to my sources
The elves should really know
That at the Council of Elrond
Just about half past two
For the first time in middle earth
Its gonna start raining Sues…
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Its raining sues
Run for cover
Its raining sues
Bad news
You've gotta go out, you gotta go and protect
Any one that she might get
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Tall, blond, violet eyed
If you see her, run and hide
Mary's like an angel
She's a single woman too
She took on the Balrog
And she frigin' beat it too
She'll fight any monster
She'll rearrange the plot
I know quite a lot of writers
Would like to see her shot
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The pressure is rising
Moral is very low
According to all sources
The sue has got to go
'cause she's messed up our heroes
Ruined the story too
Just you wait and see
If I ever do catch that sue…
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It's raining sues, raining sues, raining sues…