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Do NOT yell at me for spelling and grammar. I fail at it.
"Mom!" I cried "I don't want to go to forks. It's boring, stupid, and I'd rather live with Jeff!"
"No, I refuse to let you live with that delinquent. If you want to waste your life on people like him do it when you are 18 or when you can make rational decisions. Then you can come back but until then you have to live with your dad. While you are gone I am going to travel with Phil since he has made the big leagues."
"Thanks mom, I mean you had to choose forks out of all the places you could have picked it was forks. I mean really mom?"
"Fine where would you like to go, Antarctica?"
"No, how about Egypt or Australia or better yet Japan. They probably have amazing food there and you know I have always wanted to go there. Ok I have decided just send me to Japan."
"You are going to forks and that is final young lady."
"Mom that's not fair you asked me where I wanted to go and I picked Japan. Why are you still making me go to forks?"
"No I said where would you go if you could choose. I never said I would send you there."
"Do you hate me or something? I mean do you really hate me? If you send me somewhere then it should be a place I want to go."
"Do you really think I would send you somewhere you would want to go? No, think of it as a punishment. After I found you singing in a club, hanging out in a gang…"
"Mom it's not a gang."
"Sneaking out, going behind my back god knows what else you have done."
"That is why I told you to let me stay with Jeff he is a responsible adult."
"Ha a responsible adult that's funny. He has been to jail three times three! And that makes him a responsible adult?"
"Technically it was only two the second time he went he was framed. He never stabbed that guy. They found the guy who did it and put him in jail. So ya it was only two times."
"Fine he went to jail twice but he still went to jail."
"But what about my baby?"
"Be happy I didn't take your "baby" as you call it also. You can leave that with Jeff since you trust him so much. You are not taking it up there for at least a month. This is supposed to be a punishment."
"Isn't going to Forks punishment enough." I cried.
"No, it should be more be happy you are getting off easy."
"Easy? You call this getting off easy? It's not fair!"
"Isabella Swan you are going to forks and that is final now start packing you leave in a week."
'Great,' I thought 'my life is over I won't have my baby for a week and to top it all off I have to live in forks the wettest, rainiest, greenest place on earth. I think it ties with the rainforest.
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