1A/N: This fic is a joint fic co written by Spikesluv5 and Bun-chan529.
Random Bizarre Situations
Situation #1: Kagome's friends see InuYasha and Kagome arguing.
'after school'
Ayumi- Hey, Kagome, is that your jealous two-timing over protective boyfriend?
Inu- Boyfriend!
Kagome- oh, no no no no no! He's not my boyfriend, you've got it all wrong!
Inu- So..... you have a boyfriend, huh? Who is it, is it that mangy wolf? Or maybe that Hoho guy? Huh Kagome?.....(Growls)
Yuka- well, he sure acts like the guy she described.
Inu- OK, I'm ready for an explanation here.
Kagome - Well... um, you see, um, uh.......... hey look, is it a three headed homo-sexual guy riding a fat donkey in yellow pajamas!?!?! (runs off)
Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi - WHAT! WHERE?!?!?!?!
Inu- whats a homo-sexual?
End bizarre situation one....
Situation # 2: Jakens smiling in a closet lit with candles.
Sesshomaru- (opens closet door) What are you doing jaken?
Jaken- umm..... not staring at pictures of you shirtless!
Sesshomaru- (growls)
Jaken- (Wide eyed) Shit
Sesshomaru - (fills closet with his poison stuff, seals all possible air leaks)
Jaken- Why lord Sesshomaru?!?!?! Why?!?!?!?!
Sesshomaru- do you really have to ask?
Jaken- um.... I guess not, well, since I'm about to die, there's something I've always wanted to do (gets a pink thong bikini on and starts to sing I'm to sexy. (A/N: don't own it)
Sesshomaru- Damn, scared for life again.
End Bizarre Situation 2
A/N: Well, what do you think? Oh, BTW, we don't own InuYasha so no suing, but if you don't reply we will sue you, got it! Good. Oh, and will send Jaken and his pink thong and I don't think you want that.