Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R lemons
Sessh is in heat and Inu sets out to torture him in twisted, and perverted ways, and Sessh gets revenge in even more twisted ways. Updated Nov 12 2011, complete one shot, Sessh/Kag
The Horny Taiyoukai
By Raven 2010 Sep 6 2010
Inuyasha's plot, mating season torture
"I can hardly wait for this infernal time to pass" thought Sesshoumaru
It was mating season and the Taiyouki's were in heat most were out searching for mates, but some preferred to stay quietly to themselves and wait it out till it passed especially one Taiyouki in particular. Inuyasha knowing this decided that it would be the perfect time to get even with and at the same time torture his big brother a move that he would later come to regret
"Man now I get to make that fucker pay for all that he's done to me" Inuyasha said to himself
Inuyasha made it his mission to follow and watch Sesshoumaru and learn all he could especially his habits. After watching his big brother for a week and learning all he needed to know the sneaky Hanyou had the perfect plan to wreak havoc on his big brother
Day 1
Inuyasha made up his mind that it was time for him to pull prank number 1 on a horny Sesshoumaru. Miroku with his brilliant hentai mind had become to damned good at drawing pictures of people engaged in various sexual acts. Inuyasha got hold of one particular scroll that out of all of them was exceptionally detailed
"Hehehe, one massive boner of the century coming" Inuyasha thought
Poor Sesshoumaru had stripped then went into the cool river water to quell the raging heat and hormones in his body. The naughty Hanyou snuck over to his brothers pile of clothes and placed a scroll on top of them then took off. Sesshoumaru came out of the water cooled down and relaxed he saw the scroll and with great curiosity picked it up opened it and looked. then saw numerous pictures of males and females in every sexual position known to man and a couple he'd never seen before
Sesshoumaru wondered who drew these pictures with such intricate details his mind was reeling curiosity gripped him and at the same time. He gasped his eyes went wide and a look of shock covered his handsome saintly face. His stiff condition returned with a vengeance Sesshoumaru growled in frustration then went back into the cool water to again lessen and cool his heated torment
Day 2
Sesshoumaru had gone hunting for game Rin, Jaken, and Ah Un were off somewhere. Prank number 2 Inuyasha snuck in saw Sesshoumaru's water bottle sitting there he thought how perfect it was. Inuyasha took the bottle and swiftly poured lust potion into it chuckled then left and hid as he did the day before he'd silently enjoyed watching his brothers torment
"Come on lord stiffy" Inuyasha said
Inuyasha watched as Sesshoumaru returned from his hunt with a fat wild boar already gutted and cleaned. Thirsty Sesshoumaru reached down and took his water bottle then took a good long drink after a few seconds he had an aching standing at attention tent pole in his hakama. He immediately stripped bolted to and dove in to the cool river. Inuyasha was holding back from laughing out loud but his eyes were watering from the humor
Day 3
Pank number 3Knowing exactly what flowers Rin would pick and where as she did every day then ask Sesshoumaru to sniff them which he did. Inuyasha laced them with lust inducing powder. As expected Rin went and picked a big bunch of them, brought them to camp and as usual Sesshoumaru being the kind father figure he was sniffed them within seconds he was desperately in need of a cold dip in the river
"Hehehe, bet he could crack nuts with it" Inuyasha said to himself
Sesshoumaru jumped up thankfully his armor hid his unbearably stiff condition he was ready to bolt away and out of the camp "Oh when will this hell end, and me without a female" he thought
"Sesshoumaru sama what's the matter? Did Rin do something wrong?
"No Rin you did nothing wrong I only wish to bathe. Rin you are to stay with Jaken, and Ah Un until I return"
"Yes my lord Rin will do as you wish"
Sesshoumaru made it to the river stripped and went into the water fast, as the cold water caressed and cooled his body suspicion now filled his mind. He started thinking about that scroll and began to wonder what the hell was going on he made up his mind he was going to find out. Relieving himself was now nearly impossible and almost ineffective
An hour later Sesshoumaru returned to his camp calm cool and relaxed he thought about the scroll and how his condition suddenly worsened after it came, then wondered who left it and when he found out who he was going to get revenge and make them pay at the same time. Sesshoumaru who had not been paying attention the first time again took the scroll in hand only this time he sniffed it and caught the scent of Miroku on it then the culprit Inuyasha
"So little brother wants to play does he well then I shall teach him how the game is truly played" Sesshoumaru thought while smiling evilly
"I've got that prick on the ropes now" Inuyasha gloated
"Now how can I get even with and punish that little mutt at the same time? What does he cherish the most that I can take away from him? Hm, I've got it this is perfect that will do it but first I must play a few tricks of my own on him" Sesshoumaru said to himself
Payback is a bitch, Sesshoumaru's revenge
The following evening Sesshoumaru waited till everyone sat down to eat he made himself invisible and snuck up behind Inuyasha, then poured triple strength lust potion mixed with a potion that causes frequent urination into Inuyasha's food. As always Inuyasha wolfed down his food and within seconds he had the boner of the century and had to pee,
He fully intended on running into the forest and got up to do so before Inuyasha could turn to run Sesshoumaru used his demonic speed to pull his hakama and fundoshi down at the same time. In front of his group there stood a very horny dark red faced Hanyou with a large boner standing straight out at attention
"Yay now we have something to hang laundry on" Sango teased
"Impressive I must admit" Miroku commented
"Inuyasha stop showing off" Kagome teased
"I, I, I'm not showing o, off wench" Inuyasha stammered "Somebody did this to me"
"Could'a fooled me" Kagome replied
Then Sesshoumaru opened a small piece of parchment paper with demon itching powder on it and blew onto the already humiliated Hanyou. And now not only was he horny and wanting to pee but itchy as well especially his length. This would last for 3 days which would give Sesshoumaru a break plus give him time to plot his next capers oh and he had some real twisted ones in mind. Looks of shock covered his friends faces then they broke out laughing when Inuyasha started scratching
Inuyasha did try to run away right then and there but Sesshoumaru used his powers to hold him in place and so that he could not move "Looks like he enjoys having an audience" Sango said
"Inu, Inu, Inuyasha does that mean your happy to see me? If it does I g, g, got to say I'm sorry I don't like boys" Miroku got out between laughs
"Eeeeeeek Inuyasha put that away nobody needs or wants to see that, quick somebody get me a sword we're under attack from the demon dick monster" Kagome joked "Watch out it might be dangerous and bite"
"H, hey Inuyasha you b, better watch out if Ja, Ja, Jakotsu sees that she I mean he will want to ma marry you ya know he wuvs you sooo mu, much" Sango choked out between laughs
Sesshoumaru even though immensely enjoying the show finally let his thoroughly humiliated little brother go. After he was gone Sesshoumaru stayed to listen to what the group would say next
"Holy shit Kagome he's really hung it's inhuman" Sango said "Gods how the hell would that fit into any woman"
"If Inuyasha's that big and Sesshoumaru is taller then him I can only imagine what Sesshoumaru has, Man he'd kill a woman for sure" Kagome said with a light blush "Whoa. listen to me I'm a female Miroku, but hell it might be a fun way to go"
"So the miko wonders, hmmm this could be and become very interesting indeed" Sesshoumaru thought with a proud smile
"Why lady Kagome a female version of me I am so honored" Miroku said wiping away fake tears of joy with a lecherous grin "I shall have to teach all lechery"
"Lecherous monk" Sango said
"Yes Sango my love and you know that's why you love me and would have me no other way" Miroku teased with an angelic grin "Yours is my most favorite backside of all"
"You know guys some how I know Inuyasha screwed with somebody I don't know who he crossed but he fucked up bad this time. I notice lately that he's been disappearing every day" And isn't he always on our asses to hurry up and go hunt more jewel shards? Kagome said
"Well it is Taiyoukai mating season" do you think he was dumb enough to screw with some horny Taiyoukai? Miroku asked
"You know I would not put it past him to do it or be surprised if he did" Sango said
"If he screwed with Sesshoumaru I'd help Sesshoumaru get even that would be a lot of fun" Kagome Said
"Why Kagome you little devil" does somebody have a crush on lord Sesshoumaru hmmm? Sango asked with a grin
"Well he is handsome with a body built for sin multiple sins, but you guys never heard that from me. Plus we all know Sesshoumaru would never have a human" Kagome answered
"This is interesting" Sesshoumaru thought "So the miko would help me this might come in handy" an evil plot entered Sesshoumaru's mind and he was going to save it for a later date
Somewhere deep in the forest a very horny needing to pee itchy Hanyou was trying to relieve his erection pee and scratch all at the same time. Sesshoumaru left the village and went to watch little brother for a few minutes he got there at warp speed. Inuyasha was doing a good job working himself up to one hell of a good release. just as he was about to orgasm Sesshoumaru pushed him into the ice cold river
"Yeeeeeow son of a bitch" Inuyasha screamed after he fell into the water and then current carried him away with a still unrelieved boner
"Hmm I shall save my biggest and best piece of vengeance for last, and it will be one that dear little brother will not soon forget but until then I will just play and have fun with him"
"When I find out who I'm going to kill the bastard doing this" Inuyasha bellowed as the current carried him away
"Now to go enjoy the 3 days of peace and quiet that I will have while he's occupied with his current condition. I can prepare for my next few pranks, ahh little brother you have no idea what you started and are in for" Sesshoumaru thought then laughed
Inuyasha was to ashamed to come back to the village so he stayed away and did not return for the next 5 days. The group all enjoyed their little vacation and took full advantage of it. When Inuyasha returned he was greeted with
"All give thanks and praise for lord Boneryasha has returned to us his loyal subjects may his stiffness last forever" Miroku taunted
"Shut it monk I'll show ya stiff" Inuyasha said balling his fist
"Ooooooo sorry to disappoint Inuyasha but I don't swing that way" Miroku taunted
"Yeah Inuyasha next time you get one of those major boners again and I hope you do soon so you can use it to cut some fire wood for us" Sango teased
Miroku's dirty pervy secret revealed
Sango go wash your brain. And fuck you Miroku and while we're on the subject" why don't you tell Sango what it is you were doing and do often in the forest sometimes twice in a day? Inuyasha reminded tauntingly
You were there? B, but you ca, can't" Miroku stuttered
'Oh but I can and will" Inuyasha said "Ah where to start, oh yeah at the beginning"
"No, no, no" Miroku said bolted for and tried to clamp a hand over Inuyasha's mouth
"Oh no you don't monk I wanna hear this. Okay Inuyasha tell" Sango said while she tripped Miroku
"Lets see ahem here goes, ohhh yes, yes, yes Roku Sango loves you ooooo feels so good that's it be a good boy Roku let it out for daddy ahhhhhhh" Inuyasha told imitating Miroku to a t "While you beat your meat" and sh, shit you named your dick Ro, Roku? Inuyasha said between laughs
"Inuyasha how could you? Miroku said while on his knees with a red face in his hands
"You started it with that you don't swing that way shit. Maybe now you'll learn to shut your trap hehehehe" Inuyasha said, then laughed
"Miroku you what? You told it I loved it? Named it Roku? Sango asked in shock and disbelief
"Inuyasha I will get you for this" Miroku promised then took off fast
"Feh whatever like I'm worried or scared of you. don't forget while your in the forest you gotta do some ooooo Roku while you stroke him ya horny bastard" Inuyasha taunted while Miroku ran
"Hmmm well played little brother but in no way are you off the hook yet" Sesshoumaru said while observing the events
"No wonder his right hand is always so tired" Sango commented
"Yeah come to think of it he did try to grope my butt with his left hand" Kagome said
A snaking we will go
That night when everyone was asleep Sesshoumaru had a nice surprise for Inuyasha. While the poor Hanyou slept like an angel Sesshoumaru snuck up on him and unloaded his precious cargo down into Inuyasha's hakama. The whole group was awoken by a screaming panicky oh yes and a dancing Inuyasha. The others all turned their eyes to the now tortured Hanyou with great curiosity
"Eeeeeee, what the fuck, shit something is crawling all over me. What the hell is on my dick ahhh crap?" Inuyasha screamed
He shook then finally pulled his hakama down to reveal at least a dozen snakes crawling around. All present erupted into gut bursting laughter. As Inuyasha removed each snake from his person as they retreated they each indignantly looked back at him and hissed
"Woo, woo do that dance do that dance and shake your booty to, come on now we're waiting for you.
Can't get enough of that hot, hot stuff we'll turn the lights way down low while you put on a sexy little show cause we need it cause we need it you know now lets go.
Do the snake dance they will put you in a trance while they crawl around in your pants it's true romance snake dance" Kagome sang tauntingly
Inuyasha caught hold of and held up one of the snakes oh you wanna snake dance" do ya wench? Okay I got one for you" Inuyasha wise cracked
Inuyasha bolted over to and held the snake out toward Kagome she looked at the snake he looked at her she did not run. The snake turned locked eyes with Inuyasha hissed then bit him on his thumb but the snake wasn't poisonous just pissed
"Why you little fucker? Inuyasha cursed
"Hiss" was the snakes response
"Awww, he loves Kagome he's female loving male snake" Miroku said
Attraction and the chase, the girls love Inuyasha
Sesshoumaru was ready to put his next piece of deviltry to work. Sesshoumaru waited for the group to go back to sleep while everyone fell back into a deep peaceful slumber. He dosed Inuyasha's body with a very special concoction needless to say when Inuyasha woke the morning he was for a treat that he would never forget. Morning came and the hidden Sesshoumaru waited for the fun to start, poor unsuspecting Inuyasha got up stretched and scented something faintly on himself before he could even blink
Dreamy eyed female demons of every species were suddenly seeking the poor hanyou's undivided attention. The amorous looks in their eyes scared the living shit out of him they were eyeing him like a hungry lion eyes a piece of meat
"Oh no, eeeeeeek" what the hell do you want? Stay away don't come near me female Miroku's I cannot believe I am surrounded by female Miroku's" Inuyasha said as they slowly started to close in on him
Oh yes Sesshoumaru had put a concoction of hormones from a male Taiyoukai in heat mixed with attraction potion on his dear little brother. This was going to be a great few days for Sesshoumaru and an exhausting few days for Inuyasha running from amorous females plus Inuyasha's group would also get an extra few days for themselves
"Awww now Inuyasha don't be that way just look at all the lovely ladies you have to choose from" Miroku teased
"Miroku you bastard you did this" didn't you? Inuyasha said then turned to run
"No but I wish I had because it is a masterpiece and pure genius" Miroku responded
"Play nice and be gentle Inuyasha after all they are delicate females" Sango, and Kagome wise cracked while their Hanyou friend ran for dear life
Sesshoumaru's happiness, the hunted hanyou
Sesshoumaru was in heaven he was relaxing and enjoying himself not having Inuyasha torturing him was paradise. However he still schemed and would not be Sesshoumaru if he did not. Although he was still in heat at least he could go take cooling soaks in the river in peace without little brother pranking him, his heated condition was still annoying but he was trying to bear it like the graceful being he was
"Eeeeek nooooo go away leave me alone you horny ass wenches" Inuyasha said I'm allergic to pussy"
"Oh come on don't you like girls? A wolf demoness asked
"Yeah give me a chance I know I could make you remember you like girls" a cat demoness teased
"Wait a minute girls take a good deep sniff" a dog demoness said
"Sniff, sniff, sniff" all the females did
"Well, well, well girls what we have here is not a sexually confused male it is a rare breed known as a nervous virgin male" a fox demoness teased
Sesshoumaru who had himself hidden within a barrier was enjoying the scene playing out before him. "All that time with the miko who was obviously willing and wanted you and you are still untouched little brother unbelievable" Sesshoumaru thought
"Come on pretty doggy woggy I can cure you of your virginity and nervousness problem, love those cute puppy dog ears" the wolf demoness said
"Fuck no you wenches are all nuts" a panicky Inuyasha responded
"Awww come on I'll be gentle" the fox demoness promised
"I don't give a rats ass" Inuyasha answered turned and ran with the demonesses hot on his heels leaving a smiling Sesshoumaru behind
The worn out hanyou returns, and blonds have more fun
Inuyasha came back after his last few exhausting few days of running from amorous female demons had finally gave up on their constantly escaping target "Well, well, well Inuyasha my friend she must have been wonderful you've returned exhausted"
"Fuck you Miroku"
"What you mean all that running. And all of those willing female demons after you and you did not even get laid? Inuyasha is it your mission to die a virgin? Miroku taunted "You are a disgrace to the male gender"
"No but if ya keep it up monk your gonna die a young one"
"Here Inuyasha take this go to the hot spring have a nice bath and relax and I'll have some ramen with meat waiting for you when you get back" okay? Kagome said while handing him a bottle of shampoo
"You mean it wench, you really will? Thanks" he teased
"Yes I will now get going so I can start cooking"
"Yeah, yeah consider me gone already" Inuyasha said then took off fast for the hot spring "Oh boy a nice bath and ramen"
Sango waited a couple of minutes "Okay Kagome spill you did something and I know it" I wanna know what you did" Tell me pretty please?
"Yes dear Kagome please do tell? Miroku said grinning evilly
She told them the two in one nasty little prank she was unleashing and what it was going to happen to their favorite grouchy hanyou. She also told them to take a good look at him when he came back . They waited and as promised she had dinner ready. Unknown to them a hidden Sesshoumaru was also waiting so he could witness the events
Inuyasha returned all bathed and refreshed he hadn't yet seen the surprise but Sesshoumarus eyes were wide and his face was covered with shock. There Inuyasha stood with now very curly and blond hair. Kagome had taken a hair curling shampoo and mixed blond hair dye in it that would wash out in 3 days. Miroku could not be good and hold back no he just haaad to do it he looked at Inuyasha then wolf whistled
"Hey monk have you lost your fucking mind? I ain't into boys" Inuyasha informed him
"Excuse me lady hanyouess but we don't get many around here like you you're a very rare specimen indeed"
"Miroku you've got 5 seconds to tell what the fuck your talking about before I Kill you" Inuyasha threatened
"Go look at your reflection" Miroku instructed barely able to keep a straight face
"Alright but there better be something to see or I'm gonna to kick your ass" ya got that? Inuyasha went and looked "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck? son of a bitch why you, Kagomeeeee" Inuyasha screamed
"He came back sit boy" she said then took off
Miroku was laying on the ground on his side with his arms clutched around his aching stomach from laughing so hard unable to move. Sango could barely breath form her laughter. Sesshoumaru fell forward leaning over the boulder he was hiding behind
"Oh God's the miko is truly rotten I think I love her" Sesshoumaru said
"I'll get even with you fuckers if it's the last thing I do wait and see" Inuyasha promised after he got out of the hole he was lying in from being sat, then went after Kagome
Payback Inuyasha tries to get even
Inuyasha very patiently waited for them all to go to bed for the night he had an absolutely wicked plan and he was damn sure going to spring it without having mercy on the victim.
Inuyasha snuck over to where Kagome lay sleeping in her sleeping bag staring intently at the bottle in his hand grinning evilly closing in on his target, he very gently pulled back the top of her sleeping bag Just when he was about to empty the contents from the bottle on his sleeping victim
Sesshoumaru using his powers made Inuyasha trip and fall backwards landing on his back still holding the bottle spilling the contents onto himself. every flea in the bottle made it's way under his clothing biting everywhere especially places that should have remained uncharted territory were now being rapidly invaded and attacked
"Yeoooooooooooow ow, ow, ow, ow, ow" He screamed when the biting began waking up the whole group
"Hey Goldyasha what's wrong? Miroku called Inuyasha because of his now blond hair
"Hey look at the bottle in his hand" Sango said
"I see, Inuyasha were you about to dump those fleas all over our dear Kagome" hmmm? Miroku questioned
"You were, weren't you?" You dirty dog" Kagome said grinning deviously
"It ain't fair, it ain't fair you're a devil woman that's why your able to ruin it. Only a devil women could turn my trick back on me" Inuyasha said, then ran for the nearest hot spring he could find
"Inuyasha don't be that way" Kagome wise cracked
It's raining it's pouring, Inuyasha's revenge
Inuyasha stayed in the hot spring for about an hour scrubbing and scratching killing those damn insufferable persistent man eating fleas. His evil mind was filled with a million revenge plots and scenarios towards a certain miko
"You miserable little fuckers there's a special place in hell for you blood sucking bastards" Inuyasha cursed
As he ridded himself of the last flea and watched it float away. Then thought that now was the perfect time to put his plan into action oh sure it was spur of the moment but it was a never goes out of style classic. As luck would have it Inuyasha found an old bucket and filled it with loving gifts for his miko. He made his way back to the village sneaking in quietly crept up on Kagome yanked the top her sleeping bag back fast and dumped a bucket of ice cold river water mixed with worms, fish, a few leaves, and a little dirt mixed in for good measure
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh" what the hell? Who? What? Kagome screamed
"Wakey wakey sunshine time to get up can't have you laying around sleeping all day" Inuyasha said even though it was still late night
"Inuyashaaaaaaaaa?
"Yes my love" Inuyasha wise cracked
"I'll show you love you miserable mutt"
"I know you will honey" he taunted and made kissing sounds
Then stuck his ass out at her as much as to say kiss my ass. Now blinded by rage and the want for revenge she jumped up and chased him into the forest next the others all heard
"Yeooooooow damn you Kagome that ain't fair I'm sorry" please stop? I'll be good
"Ahhh shut up you're the one who wanted kisses now I'm giving them to you so shut up and enjoy" Kagome told the flinching Hanyou
"Oh what a fool you are little brother you forgot pissed off miko + miko powers = torture for you her provoker, and that is why I let you do what you did fool" Sesshoumaru thought then laughed along with the others
What Inuyasha had not realized is that when a miko becomes enraged like Kagome now was. She could use and focus her miko powers to form arrows needles heat and other things even move objects which he was now learning the hard way. Kagome made pins with her powers and sent them to jab him in the butt and she also found she could move things. She wished that she could make mud come up from the ground soak him with it and leaves stick all over him then when it happened for real she was shocked.
"Holy crap never knew I could do that she thought
"Oh come on Kagome give me a break" haven't you gotten even enough yet?
"Yeah I suppose your right, okay Inuyasha lets call a truce"
"Thanks wench"
"My name's not wench Inubaka" with that she levitated him over the middle of the river and dropped him in the frosty water
"Damn you ya miserable wench devil woman your not human you cant be" Inuyasha said as the river carried him away
"Bye Inuyashy washy send us a message when you reach the other end of the world we'll be waiting to hear from you smooches" Kagome taunted
Sesshoumaru who had followed enjoyed the show immensely. Kagome calmed and content went to the hot spring and bathed "Hm looks like our Kagome in her rage has discovered the full extent of her powers and practiced on Inuyasha" Miroku said then told Sango all about what Kagome was capable of and had done
The wolves bring meat, and the adamant barrage surprise
The following morning Inuyasha was returned to the village in a very peculiar way. Kouga, and Ayame carrying something on a large long branch. They entered the village "Yo, hello everybody" Does this belong to you? Kouga asked
"Yeah we thought you'd like to have it back" Ayame said
They lowered a long branch gently to the ground with a hog tied gagged Inuyasha on it glaring daggers at everyone. Sesshoumaru's eyes bugged out then an evil smile lit his face
"Hey Kagome I'll get the wood and start the fire if you'll cook this fine piece of meat then we can all have a feast" Kouga teased
"Wolves love raw meat" So why don't you and Ayame take your share now? Kagome said to freak Inuyasha out, Inuyasha let out muffled screams
"In that case Kouga my friend now I will start the fire" Miroku said grabbed some fire wood from the far corner of the area piled it up and lit it
"And I will mix the meat seasoning herbs" Kagome said got some herbs and mixed them
"Okay Kouga I'll help you lift the meat and put it over the fire to cook" Sango said with her back to Inuyasha and winked at Ayame, and Kouga
Inuyasha now truly believing that they were really about to cook him his handsome face was covered with fear he was whining and squirming trying to get away then let out growls. Kouga, and Sango lifted Inuyasha and carried him over to the fire. Sesshoumaru could not believe it when they were just three feet from the fire Kagome pulled the gag out of his mouth he was about to speak when Kagome put an apple in his mouth
"Yeah guys this is how we roust pigs in my era an apple in the mouth makes em so much more tasty" Kagome said straining to keeping a straight face "Yum he's so juicy"
When they were near the fire they suddenly stopped then Sango, and Ayame cut the ropes setting the poor confused Hanyou free "They are all insane" Inuyasha thought
"Gotcha Kagome" said
Then along with all the others burst out into gut busting laughter. Sesshoumaru was panting for breath from laughing so much "D, d dog breath do you really th, th, think I'd eat dog meat? Eeew" what do you think I w, w, wanna get poisoned and d die? Kouga gasped out between laughs
"Inu, Inuyasha I can't believe y, you actually believed we'd e, e eat you" Miroku choked out while laughing
Kirrara put her paws over her eyes in disbelief as if to say your all nuts. Keade sat observing the show and laughed as well "I don't eat people or demons I'm not a cannibal" both Sango, and Ayame said
Inuyasha without a word stood up, turned his back on them, and walked away as though nothing had happened. He stopped just at the tree line entering the forest, withdrew tetsuseiga from it's sheath, they heard it and looked with shocked panicked looking eyes as he aimed his sword
"Wind sca" he pretended he was going to finish the sentence
Believing that he was really calling wind scar they all scattered in different directions running trying to get away. Being the sweet gentle shy hanyou that he was he waited for them all to scatter because he had a real treat for them. Inuyasha held tetsuseiga up over his head pointing straight up to the sky
"Adamant barrage" Inuyasha called out grinning evilly
The adamant came flying down on them jabbing them in their asses while they ran just as he willed it to. Unable to contain himself any longer he fell flat on his ass rolling on the ground aching from laughter
"There ya fuckers" who's laughing now? Inuyasha said
Kagome's plot, Taiyoukai hunting time
Intent on having some peace quiet and alone time Kagome slipped the others and Inuyasha a sleeping powder in their food after about 3 minutes they were in happy sleep land. She had plans of her own and did not want any interference from anyone. It was night time the moon was full bright and had an eerie glow, Kagome was now free to hunt her prey in peace without being interrupted she stalked through the forest like a predator hunting food
Sesshoumaru was enjoying his nightly cooling down dip in the lake so much that he did not notice the extra visitor in the area. Someone was watching waiting and slowly creeping up on him
As Sesshoumaru sat on a flat smooth rock below the water with his back against the bank of the river with his arms outstretched and laying on the rocks at his sides he was so relaxed that he was oblivious to everything. He did not know that someone had silently and stealthy entered the water with him
Lemon starts
Sesshoumaru was deep in relaxation his semi erection beginning to subside. He lurched forward when he felt something hot and moist sheath his manhood inside it then move up and down. He was also suddenly inside a pink barrier, although it felt wonderful and he was now achingly hard he had to know who it was. Sesshoumaru swiftly reached down his eyes went wide mouth gaped open and his face was covered with shock when he saw who it was he had pulled up
"Miko?
"Yes Sesshoumaru?
"Will the half breed not be looking for you?
"No I put sleeping powder in the groups food they'll sleep for hours before they wake up" Kagome told him
"Women do you realize what you have done and started?
"Yes I do" and may I say you taste better then I expected? And as I suspected you are enormous" Kagome teased
"Hmmm you are very highly aroused miko"
"Ye"
She was about to answer when she was cut off by a soft warm full pair of lips covering hers accompanied by a hot tongue plunged into her mouth exploring every inch of it.
Sesshoumaru's hands roamed every inch of her body and she hungrily returned his affections. Still seated on the rock he pulled her onto his lap facing him she quickly straddled him
And he was about to massage her nether regions when in a second she had his shaft in her hand and impaled herself on it, he gasped at the feel of being sheathed inside her warn passage he was in paradise but he was shocked even though she was untouched she did not cry out or flinch in pain. Kagome immediately began to slowly ride Sesshoumaru letting out moans of deep pleasure at the feel of him deep inside of her, and his hands on her body while he passionately kissed her, he grabbed and held on to her ass which he found made her hotter and soon was rewarded with
"Se, Se, Se sshou maru"
"Yes miko release for me" he said and thrust his hips into her while she released hard 3 times
He pulled out of her after and heard a whimper escape her from the loss of contact with him. And turned her around then seated her on his lap again with her back facing him,
he fondled her breasts causing her to moan in ecstasy she leaned back kissed him and explored his mouth with her tongue
"Do not fear little one I am not done with you and will not be for a long time to come. You will get no sleep this night and when I am finished with you, you will be lucky to be able to walk after" Sesshoumaru promised
"Yum sounds good to me" she answered seductively
He sheathed himself inside her again and she eagerly thrust into him riding him like the stallion he was. She began to tighten around him like a vice causing him to moan her core warmed his shaft like a heated sheath, he falt as if he was going to explode and could continue to do so throughout the night
"You feel divine miko I wish I had of known of your interest in doing this with me sooner I would have come for you long ago"
"Oh Kami's Sesshoumaru you feel so good"
Sesshoumaru held her by her hips pulling her up and down his shaft she cried out in ecstasy. Their movements became rapid he could feel her final release and his own coming just when their joint orgasms began Sesshoumaru leaned forward and plunged his fangs into the crook of her neck on the left side then released his grip, Kagome then leaned back and plunged her newly formed fangs into his. Their shared orgasms were so explosive and intense the two nearly passed out
The two new mates needed a rest after nearly killing one another but it would not last long. Sesshoumaru reached down to feel her lower region she was heated and he hardened again instantly. Before she knew it Sesshoumaru had her on her back on top of the thick grass. And soon she was writhing beneath him in unrestrained lust and crying out
"Yes oh yesss Sesshoumaruuu"
"My miko"
Sesshoumaru turned her on to her hands and knees then entered from behind Kagome slammed back into him savagely and Sesshoumaru loved it. Kagome took him over the edge with her over and over again. Sesshoumaru picked her up with her arms around his neck and legs wrapped around his waist. He walked back into the water the two of them were so warm from their heated condition they did not feel the coolness of the water
He sheathed himself inside of her warm cavern once again while he held her up and attacked her mouth with his own. Kagome rode him endlessly, true to his word Kagome did not sleep that night and she wouldn't have had it any other way
Lemon ends
In the morning when they awoke "Good morning my lusty little mate? Sesshoumaru playfully greeted
"Who me? But sir I don't know anything about sex" Kagome teased
"Well then I shall have to teach you" won't I? Sesshoumaru teased
Knowing Inuyasha would come looking for her sooner or later he used his demonic speed to take them and their belongings far away to a cave he knew of with a hot spring in it. Berries and fruit grew nearby and there was plenty of game to hunt there as well. When Sesshoumaru landed Kagome was in awe they went to the hot spring first thing and soon bathing was not the only thing they were engaged in. 3 hours after they finished mating and bathing Sesshoumaru went hunting and brought back two rabbits and fish already gutted and cleaned
The two being ravenously hungry they did not want to wait so they ate the meat raw with the fruit she had picked nearby while he was gone. Kagome feeling playful and wanting a chase pushed Sesshoumaru onto his side then lightly nipped his butt
"So my mate wishes to play and taunt me" does she? Very well then" He said and chased her
"Woof, woof" she playfully taunted while being chased
You scratch my itch and I'll scratch yours
Kagome had gone missing for days but she was so busy happy with and enjoying her new mate she did not realize that days had already passed. And just as Sesshoumaru thought Inuyasha had been looking for her. Sesshoumaru and Kagome were in the middle of a large meadow he had been training her how to use her new transformation powers. The two were both in dog form and did not turn into the giant Inu's but stayed instead the size of Kirrara in her large cat form
Just like regular dogs the two were chasing and playing with each other. Sesshoumaru developed an itch on his back that he could not reach in his dog form Kagome yipped telling him to let her scratch it, Sesshoumaru was a good doggie and complied then lay on his side and Kagome beside him. Inuyasha caught Sesshoumaru's scent then Kagome's but it was different he came and what he was about to see next was a heart stopper
There was mighty lord Sesshoumaru in dog form laying on his side with a black Inu female beside him and all four of her paws going up and down scratching his big brothers back and Sesshoumaru was giving whines of deep pleasure. It still hadn't registered in Inuyasha's brain who the black Inu was yet, then he caught Kagome's scent again and sniffed and realized it was Kagome mixed with Inu
"That's Kagome" he thought eyes wide as saucers. Then he witnessed as Kagome's fur turned silver white like Sesshoumaru's, and she tackled Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru flipped her off, tackled ,then mounted her. Inuyasha knew what was coming next and not wanting to see his brother mating took off, Sesshoumaru happily spent the next few hours ravishing his very happy new mate. After they had finished trying to kill each other the two went and bathed relaxed then ate. Later on when Sesshoumaru told her how much time had passed they decided it was time for her to go to the village and tell her friends
Inuyasha's happy humping song, and Miroku's revenge
When Kagome, and Sesshoumaru arrived and entered the village they were greeted by an evilly smiling Inuyasha with an I am up to no good look on his angelic face . And he did not disappoint to the tune of happy birthday to you a song he learned in Kagome's era he sang to Sesshoumaru
Happy humping to you only took ya more then an hour or two thought you were never gonna be through hope your pecker ain't bruised black and blue"
He kept Kagome up late making her stop and mate, oh how cruel is mistress fate? hope his horniness did dissipate
Well it's mating season so he's got a good reason, and like a good doggie soon he will sit and howl at the moon
The others all waited holding their breaths not knowing how Sesshoumaru would exact revenge on their hanyou friend and silently prayed it would not be dismemberment or even worse death. An evil grin crossed Sesshoumaru's face the others lightly gasped fearing the worse Inuyasha's eyes grew wide with a mixture of suspicion and curiosity
"Thank you little brother"
"Hah? What? What the hell? You thank me, for what?" Inuyasha asked
"For all your pranks during my heat cycle oh yes and this is my favorite one of all if not for your pranks I would not have my miko now"
He pulled out the scroll with Miroku's drawings on it then handed it to the monk, as Miroku looked shock covered his handsome face. Smiling evilly Sesshoumaru looked on with anticipation, Sango, and Kagome noticing Sesshoumaru's smile silently wondered what he was going to do
"Inuyasha you took my scroll? You used it to torture your brother? I did not draw these pictures for use as an instrument of torture against others. I drew them for art and enjoyment" how could you when you knew I was looking for my missing scroll? Miroku snapped while wearing a wicked grin
Miroku inched closer and closer to Inuyasha closing in on the nervous hanyou. Inuyasha looked at his friend with horror filled eyes not knowing what was coming next and backed away from Miroku
"Eeeeeee, Miroku stay away" the panicky Hanyou said
"But Inuyasha my dearest friend my buddy my brother I would never do anything to hurt you, I am mortally wounded that you would think such a thing" Miroku said with feigned innocence
"I, I, I d don't care, or trust you" Inuyasha stuttered
"Ahhh Little brother? Sesshoumaru called
"Yeah what? Inuyasha said
"Run, run fast and far away" Sesshoumaru instructed
Inuyasha did and Miroku was right after him hot on his heels this was one chase that wasn't going to end none to soon. 1 hour later a very happy smiling Miroku returned dragging a subdued and bound by sutras Inuyasha by the neck of his haori
"Good day all" Miroku greeted, walked over to the storage shed, pushed Inuyasha in, and locked the door then whispered something in Kouga's ear "I'll cook today ladies you relax and enjoy, Sesshoumaru looked and nodded in agreement
"Oh okay" Sango, Ayame, and Kagome" said in surprise and with suspicion. Miroku cooked the best meal he had ever made meat and vegetable stew with a side order of ramen
"Lord Sesshoumaru would you please do the honors? Miroku asked meaning for him to open the storage shed door
"I would be most honored" Sesshoumaru replied and opened the door
They sat Inuyasha with his back against the hut, Kouga who was always Inuyasha's biggest rival sat facing him with Sesshoumaru, and Miroku on both sides of him, and all three locked eyes with him and made him watch while they devoured the feast ramen Miroku had prepared. Being unable to speak because of the bandage wrapped around his mouth Inuyasha whined and squirmed. As he watched them wolf down his beloved ramen he glared daggers at them then looked at the women as if to say you could stop this
"Hey mutt face this ramen is really good I never had it before you don't know what your missing" Kouga needled
"Yes little brother this is quite good, hmm my mate has many wondrous things in her era" Sesshoumaru taunted
"I agree, thank you Kagome if not for you we would not have the best ingredient of all for this feast" said Miroku
Inuyasha seeing that it was to no avail gave up his struggling and collapsed back against the hut, and in surrender gave a sigh of resignation. The women ate and just silently watched as the males took their revenge on Inuyasha and enjoying every minute of it
"Oh, a dog could starve to death around here" Inuyasha thought