Idiot Box

By: Leader Alpha

Usual disclaimers apply

"Hey! Urameshi! What episode do you want to watch?" Kuwabara was sitting in front of the TV, flicking through the tapes.

Yusuke shrugged. "How about Idiot Box?"

"Fine with me,"Kuwabara said.

Kati ran into the living room, tired of eating the bag of sugar. Which resulted in Hyperactivity for her. "Whatcha doin'?" She asked. The 11 year old could be a pain the neck, but she was helpful...if she felt like it.

Yusuke sighed. She was WAY to hyper for him. She could annoy even Botan. "Watching SpongeBob SquarePants," He replied.

"Ohhhhh," Said Kati. Flipping her hair over her shoulders, she went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. She stared at Hiei. He was playing cards. Well, more like Kurama was trying to get him to play cards. He was more like staring at the faces of the people on the cards trying to make them burn.

Ah, well. He'll have to learn someday.

Upon returning to the kitchen, she spat out the mouthful of water. Well, she would've if she had water in her mouth. She giggled lightly, stuffing a fist into her mouth.

Yusuke and Kuwabara were singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song! Whoa, as if things could get any weirder. Unfortunately, they will.

"Are you ready kids?

Aye-aye Captain!

I can't hear you...

AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!!

Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow as porous can he!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob...SquarePants! Ha...ha..."

Hiei had walked into the living room, smirking. Kurama wore an amused expression. Kati's jaw was on the floor. Literally. It had separated itself from the rest of it and fell on to the floor with a hollow clack.

After reattaching her jaw, Kati burst out laughing. On the TV, they were showing what episode it was.

POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!

With each Pop!, someone else disappeared, Kati was the last one. Until the fifth Pop! appeared.

"Walb!" Yusuke tried to say, sadly, lots of water went into his mouth. How sad. Sadly, Kuwabara didn't drown. (A/N: DIE KUWABARA DIE! I HATE YOU!!! STABS KUWABARA VOODOO DOLL)

A fairy...or a person appeared. "Hi! Welcome to the world of SpongeBob! I'm the pineapple fairy! And I'll be giving you a tour of Bikini Bottom!" Concluded the girl who appeared. Or accompanied them.

"Youlb dolb loob likb a fairb," Yusuke gurgled.

"Oh, fine. I am not a fairy. I am the authoress," Said the girl.

A truck hummed into SpongeBob's driveway. A person...or fish came out and pushed a trolley with a big box on it. This way up, it said.

The door to the pineapple opened, Yusuke, the authoress and the others were on the sandy bottom now. SpongeBob and Patrick, stood waiting for the box.

"YAY!" Cried SpongeBob and Patrick. The dove into the box, pushed out the giant screen TV, and throwed it onto the trashcan.

Squidward, at this point, steeped out of his house, which looks like a face of something. He stared at the giant screen TV, he stared at the people staring at the TV on his lawn, and then stared at SpongeBob and Patrick diving into the big box.

"Holy fishpaste! Aliens are invading!" Squidward cried.

-End Chapter One-

-Hahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Hiei get's tortured with the weird sound from the box! He is just like Squidward! Except he doesn't play the clarinet.-

Hiei: Why must I be tortured! Hey, think they have any sweet snow?

-Probably not-

Hiei: Drat.

-Haha! I win! Please review if you wish.-