34 Years Later The Sovereign]

Peter Quill: Show time, A-holes! it will be here any minute.

Gamora: Which it will be its last.

Peter Quill: I thought your thing was a sword?

Gamora: We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?

Peter Quill: It's just… swords were your thing and guns were mine, but… I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.

Gamora: Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?

Drax the Destroyer: It hurts.

Gamora: Hurts?

Drax the Destroyer: I have sensitive nipples."

Rocket Raccoon: [in a mocking tone] Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"

Drax the Destroyer: What about him, what's he doing?"

Rocket Raccoon: I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work."

Drax the Destroyer: How is that important?"

Rocket Raccoon: Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much!"

Peter Quill: No, I actually agree with Drax on this, that's hardly important right now."

Rocket Raccoon: [winking] Oh, ok, sure Quill

Peter Quill: No, seriously, I side with Drax.

Rocket Raccoon: I understand that, your being very serious right now.

Drax the Destroyer: I can clearly see you winking!

Rocket Raccoon: Damn, I'm using my left eye?

[Groot, still a baby terrorizes orloni and looks at Rocket.]

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon: They were not looking at you funny. [sees the Abilisk] Oh, well that's intense.

[While the Guardians fight off the Abilisk, Baby Groot plugs in the cord to Peter Quill's stereo and starts playing "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO and begins dancing]

Peter Quill: Groot!

Gamora: Groot, get out of the way your going to get hurt![Baby Groot waves] Hi!

[Baby Groot continues dancing; Drax falls down next to him and every time he looks at Baby Groot, Baby Groot stops dancing]

[Baby Groot notices a fly buzzing around and he tries to catch it, he grabs it and puts it in his mouth.]

Rocket Raccoon: No, no! Spit it out! Come on! That's disgusting![Rocket removes the bug from Baby Groot's mouth]

[Baby Groot hops on top of an Orloni and hops around the giant Abilisk]

[Baby Groot jumps off the Orloni and continues dancing until Drax falls on top of Peter Quill's stereo and smashes it; Baby Groot gets angry and tries to kick Drax]

Drax the Destroyer: The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside.

Gamora: What? No, Drax! Drax!

Peter Quill: What's he doing?!

[ then I fell down from the sky ]

Rocket Raccoon: hey guys I see a young man falling down portal!

[ Peter Quill flying grab me and put on ship, so he fly back to action]

Drax: who is that?

Gamora:…. Johnathon. Captain Johnathon rice

All: who?

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