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Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings. That and the Fellowship are
owned by J.R.R. Tolkien, Tolkien Enterprises, and New Line Chenima.
Evermoor is my home (not really buuuut...hehehe), and Karen is mine. So
:P! Oh, and the race of Dark Elves is not mine. I thank whoever made them
though. DARK ELVES RULE!
A/N: Yes Yes. Frodo/Merry Sam/Pippin slash. Oyness. Don't hurt me! Oh, and Karen is my character, and Evermoor is a PLACE not a PERSON. lol. Oh, and there's Gandalf/Gimli and Boromir/Aragorn slash. HAHA! Karen and Legolas are the only straight peeps! YAY!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ The sun hung over the horizion lazily. The humidity was receeding finally. The heavy buzzing of bees was also gone, and Evermoor was cooling down. Millions of sleepy-eyed Dark Elves wandered back towards their home, as if in a dream. All of them, except one.
Karen sat outside the gates of Evermoor. It was going to be another restless night indeed. "Why did I agree to this?" Karen muttered to herself, as a voice called for her. "Karen! Karen, where are you!?" It was Aragorn again. "Oh bugger. Can't they leave a child at peace?" Karen muttered again, and didn't move from her perch on her rock. Suddenly, two curly haired hobbits walked over, hand in hand. "Bugger." Karen muttered as the two walked over. One was the all famous Frodo Baggins, and the other was the not so famous Meriadoc Brandybuck. "Karen, you had us worried! Come on, let's go back to the group now." Frodo said, still holding Merry's hand. "You two do know you're cousins, right?" Karen stated, still staring at the sky. "Yes, we do. And that doesn't matter to us." Merry proclaimed, kissing Frodo. "You know, that's really sick." Karen pointed out, still not looking at the two. "It's how we want to be." Frodo said. "Go bugger off. I'm trying to sleep." Karen said, rolling onto her side, putting her back facing Merry and Frodo. "No. We have to bring you back to camp." Frodo repeated, and grabbed Karen's hand. Merry grabbed her other hand, and the two pulled her off the rock. "Hey. I was comfortable there." Karen stated, already halfway asleep. "Camp. Now. Come." Frodo said, and him and Merry had to half-drag Karen back to camp. "Found her." Merry announced when the trio had gotten back to camp. "Finally." Sam said, snuggling up against Pippin. "You're all gay." Karen stated. "So?" Pippin countered, burying his face in Sam's neck. "It's not natural." Karen stated again, curling up to a tree. "How so?" All of the Fellowship, minus Legolas, who was too hott to be gay anyways. "You don't see animals being gay. Take dogs or cats for example. Two male cats don't try to mate. Neither do two male dogs. It's not in nature. It's really wrong." Karen said, laying back. "She's right you know." Legolas said, yawning slightly. "Go bugger off, Elf." Gimli said, curling up against Gandalf. Karen made a gagging noise.
"Be quiet woman." Aragorn said, and cuddled with Boromir. "I'm going to bed. You all scare me." Karen said, and lay back in the moss, and tried to fall asleep. Pippin, who always loved annoying the poor girl, walked over, and started kissing her. "ERG! PERETOOK GRIN! GET OFFA ME!" Karen shouted. This caused laughter from the other nine. "It's PereGRIN TOOK." Pippin smiled. "Be quiet you." Karen said, pulling her blanket over her head. Sleep came a few moments later, to everyone. The next morning, the Fellowship was off again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ A/N: Really short, I know. And yes, I know Pip's last name is Took. Ok, if you want me to make a sequal to this....thing...then go ahead and reveiw giving me ideas. Also, lemme know what you think! Did it suck? Did you like it? LEMME KNOW!!!!
A/N: Yes Yes. Frodo/Merry Sam/Pippin slash. Oyness. Don't hurt me! Oh, and Karen is my character, and Evermoor is a PLACE not a PERSON. lol. Oh, and there's Gandalf/Gimli and Boromir/Aragorn slash. HAHA! Karen and Legolas are the only straight peeps! YAY!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ The sun hung over the horizion lazily. The humidity was receeding finally. The heavy buzzing of bees was also gone, and Evermoor was cooling down. Millions of sleepy-eyed Dark Elves wandered back towards their home, as if in a dream. All of them, except one.
Karen sat outside the gates of Evermoor. It was going to be another restless night indeed. "Why did I agree to this?" Karen muttered to herself, as a voice called for her. "Karen! Karen, where are you!?" It was Aragorn again. "Oh bugger. Can't they leave a child at peace?" Karen muttered again, and didn't move from her perch on her rock. Suddenly, two curly haired hobbits walked over, hand in hand. "Bugger." Karen muttered as the two walked over. One was the all famous Frodo Baggins, and the other was the not so famous Meriadoc Brandybuck. "Karen, you had us worried! Come on, let's go back to the group now." Frodo said, still holding Merry's hand. "You two do know you're cousins, right?" Karen stated, still staring at the sky. "Yes, we do. And that doesn't matter to us." Merry proclaimed, kissing Frodo. "You know, that's really sick." Karen pointed out, still not looking at the two. "It's how we want to be." Frodo said. "Go bugger off. I'm trying to sleep." Karen said, rolling onto her side, putting her back facing Merry and Frodo. "No. We have to bring you back to camp." Frodo repeated, and grabbed Karen's hand. Merry grabbed her other hand, and the two pulled her off the rock. "Hey. I was comfortable there." Karen stated, already halfway asleep. "Camp. Now. Come." Frodo said, and him and Merry had to half-drag Karen back to camp. "Found her." Merry announced when the trio had gotten back to camp. "Finally." Sam said, snuggling up against Pippin. "You're all gay." Karen stated. "So?" Pippin countered, burying his face in Sam's neck. "It's not natural." Karen stated again, curling up to a tree. "How so?" All of the Fellowship, minus Legolas, who was too hott to be gay anyways. "You don't see animals being gay. Take dogs or cats for example. Two male cats don't try to mate. Neither do two male dogs. It's not in nature. It's really wrong." Karen said, laying back. "She's right you know." Legolas said, yawning slightly. "Go bugger off, Elf." Gimli said, curling up against Gandalf. Karen made a gagging noise.
"Be quiet woman." Aragorn said, and cuddled with Boromir. "I'm going to bed. You all scare me." Karen said, and lay back in the moss, and tried to fall asleep. Pippin, who always loved annoying the poor girl, walked over, and started kissing her. "ERG! PERETOOK GRIN! GET OFFA ME!" Karen shouted. This caused laughter from the other nine. "It's PereGRIN TOOK." Pippin smiled. "Be quiet you." Karen said, pulling her blanket over her head. Sleep came a few moments later, to everyone. The next morning, the Fellowship was off again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ A/N: Really short, I know. And yes, I know Pip's last name is Took. Ok, if you want me to make a sequal to this....thing...then go ahead and reveiw giving me ideas. Also, lemme know what you think! Did it suck? Did you like it? LEMME KNOW!!!!