Big Brother Special!
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Big Brother or Yu Gi Oh! I wish I did but I'll keep dreaming! Curse those Millionares!
Thanks for tuning in Big Brother/Yu Gi Oh fans. I know you all have been waiting for this! If you have no idea what the game Big Brother is then I will fill you in. 16 of our favorite duelist will be put in the Big Brother House – Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Mai, Serenity, Bakura, Kaiba, Duke, Ishizu, Marick, Weevil, Bandit Keith, Pegasus, Odion, and Mako (I might have over did it by saying "favorite". Who in their right minds would like Weevil?). In this house all our duelist will be competing for food, luxuries, and the famous Head of Household. Every week the duelist will have one chance to compete for food for that week. If they fail they will be stuck eating PB&J the entire week. Also, each week they will compete for a luxury such as the hot tub or the pool to keep for the entire time while in the house. Every week there will be a Head of Household (HOH) competition. This person will act as the house "leader". As HOH, the person must pick two house member to put on the chopping block for eviction. However, there is the infamous Power of Veto competition. The person who wins this can use the veto to take one of the nominees off of the chopping block. At the end of the week everyone in the house will go to the Diary Room to cast their vote for which of the two nominees they wish to see leave the house. The Diary Room is a private room where each person will go to be interviewed or give their vote or if something extremely special comes up for a player. HOH also gets the HOH personal room w/ special things. Now that I have given you all the details, let the game begin!
"Hi! I am the host of Big Brother, Mokuba Kaiba! I guess the narrator already filled you in on the basics of this weekly competitive game. As you know there will be 16 duelist in the house. They are fighting to be the last one standing in the house. The winner gets $500,000.00 and any trip of their choice around the world. The second place winner will receive $100,000.00 as their prize. With that said lets get our guest into the house. They have all been brought here by themselves and have no idea who else will be in the house. The first eight are being led to the front of the house now. They are not aloud to speak until they are in the house."
Camera shoots to the front of the Big Brother House (which by the way is huge)
Yugi, Mai, Pegasus, Serenity, Mako, Weevil, Tristan, and Ishizu walk to the front of the house carrying three bags each. They set them down and stand in front of the house looking towards the hovering camera. Mokuba steps out of the interview dome that sits in front of the house entrance.
"Hey guys! As you know, none of you are aloud to speak until you enter the house. Take a look at everyone standing here. These will be your house mates for the next four months unless you evict them."
Mai shot her eyes at Weevil. "How can they let little roaches in the house like him," she thought.
Mako shot his eyes over at Mai. "Time to get my groove on," thought Mako as nasty thoughts ran through his head.
"Alright guys. There are five bedrooms in the house. Each with beds. Some have less than others and some are made a little different. We have selected the first four to enter randomly. Yugi, Mai, Mako, and Ishizu will be the first four to enter. You will have thirty seconds to find a bedroom and claim a bed. Please pick up your bags and enter now."
Mai, Yugi, Mako, and Ishizu picked up their bags and entered the house. They began to run through the house. Mai saw a big blue door in one of the hallways.
"Yugi! I think I found one! Come here," screamed Mai as she pushed the heavy door open. Yugi ran around the corner only to run into Mako who was trying to snag a room with Mai for his own personal pleasures. They both fell in the floor knocking their luggage everywhere. Mai ran back out of the room and picked Yugi up around the waist and stuck him under her arm. She ran back into the room throwing him at one of the three single beds.
"Claim that damn bed! I will not share a room with bug face," screamed Mai as she locked the door and put a chair, a mattress, a fish tank, a trashcan, a hummer, and a yak in front of the door to keep Weevil away.
"Mai. There is still one bed left. We have to leave it for someone," said Yugi as he pulled all the stuff away from the door.
Ishizu had found a room that had only two beds in it. They were queens but were apparently made for two people to sleep in. Ishizu laid her luggage next to the bed and sat on the bed. Mako busted up into the room.
"How 'bout sharing a bed with this sexy beast," howled Mako. Ishizu looked at Mako in a confused way. She had never had someone hit on her before.
"I hope he doesn't think I'm going to be his sex monkey while I'm here," Ishizu thought.
"I guess we can share a bed," said Ishizu reluctantly.
Mako threw his luggage at the foot of the bed and hopped on the bed. He just looked into Ishizu's eyes. Ishizu got off the bed and gave a look of disgust at Mako. She walked around the bed and bent down to talk to him.
"If you try anything with me while I'm in this bed I will cut your penis off and serve to the other guest for breakfast. Understand," said Ishizu with a grin on her face.
Mako's face turned white. His skin felt like it was melting. He began to wonder if he had made a smart decision. He now knew that he would have to watch every move he made when he went to sleep. If he didn't they could be eating "sausage of the sea" in the morning.
Back In Front of the House"Alright guys. That means you are the last four to enter the house. Get your luggage and get the hell out of here," said Mokuba as he motioned for them to go. The last four duelist- Pegasus, Serenity, Tristan, and Weevil - picked up their luggage and walked into the house.
"Mai! Where are you Mai," screamed Serenity as she entered the house. Weevil pushed Serenity into the floor as he began to run through the house. Weevil laughed diabollicaly as he searched for a room. Tristan helped Serenity off the floor. Pegasus began to walk through the house with his limp wrist (if you know what I'm hinting at). Mai cracked the door to look out because she had heard Serenity. Mai saw Weevil come running down the hallway. She shut the door so fast she slammed her fingers in the door.
"Damn it,' she screamed as she opened the door to retrieve her half broken hand. She waited until she heard the psychotics laughter fade. She peeked out the door to see Tristan and Serentiy walking down the hallway. Mai threw the door open and ripped Serenity out of the hallway and into her and Yugi's room.
"Sorry Tristan! Go find another room. There are no vacancies here,' hollered Mai as she slammed her fingers in the door again. She cursed loudly and retrieved her hand. Tristan went to the next door down where the door was already opened. He walked in to see that Pegasus had already claimed one bed. There were two beds left and he grabbed one. Pegasus began to undress Tristan with his eyes. Tristan turned to see that Pegasus was looking at him in an odd way.
"Don't freak out Tristan. He had a wife. He has to be straight," Tristan told himself.
"Well viewers, we have our first eight duelist in the house. Now we have to bring the last eight duelist in. Just like the first eight they do not know who is here and they cannot talk until they are in the house. They also have no idea that I, Mokuba Kaiba, am the host."
The next eight duelist walked from a hidden area to the front of the house. Joey, Tea, Bakura, Kaiba, Duke, Yami Marick, Odion, and Bandit Keith were the next to enter the house. They waited outside the house. They all looked around to see who was there. Bakura made eye contact with Yami Marick. Yami Bakura emerged. Yami Bakura wanted to intimidate Yami Marick. Bakura also wanted Marick's Millennium Rod and he knew that he had a good chance of swiping it while in the house.
"Alright guys, you are the final eight to enter. There are already eight people in the house so you have to share rooms with them. Our computers have selected the next four people to enter at random. The four shall be Kaiba, Bakura, Marick, and Tea. Please get your bags and enter the house."
The four grabbed there bags and headed for the door. Tea led the way. They entered the house and began to look for rooms. Tea walked through the kitchen and turned down the hallway to her right.
She tried opening a big blue door but it wouldn't budge. She did hear someone on the other side, however, cussing about a broken hand. Tea walked on to the next door which was on her left. She looked in to see Weevil Underwood jumping on a bed. Tea screamed and turned to run and ran into the wall. She got up and looked to see a room exactly across from the one Weevil was in. She opened the door to see one HUGE bed. It had three sets of pillows in it which meant it was made for three people. Tea decided to stay here. Meanwhile, Marick had found the room his sister, Ishizu, was in.
"Hello Ishizu," growled Marick. Ishizu turned from Mako to see her brother Marick standing in the doorway. She gasped in disbelief. She had no idea that she would find him here.
"What do you want Marick," demanded Ishizu. Marick glared at her.
"I'm just here to claim that other bed. I pity the soul who decides to bunk with me in the bed. I plan to rape the poor unfortunate soul just because I am that evil," cackled Marick. Ishizu put her hand over her mouth in utter disgust. She knew her brother was low but not that low. He threw his bags against the wall and sprawled out on the bed and rubbed his rod (The Millennium Rod you PERVS)! Back in the hallways Bakura was still looking for a room. He knew he would not stay in the same room with Marick if his life depended on it. Bakura happened to see Tea in the one bed room and entered. He decided to take his chances in the one bed for three. However, he wasn't to thrilled to be sleeping with Tea.
"Hey Bakura," said Tea with a smile on her face as usual. Bakura returned her smile with one as well.
"I guess we have to share that big bed," laughed Bakura.
Kaiba strutted through the hallway with the stench of his ego floating through the house. He picked a room randomly and it was the room that Pegasus and Tristan were staying in. Kaiba took the last bed in the room and plopped on it.
Return to the Front of the House"Alright Joey, Duke, Odion, and Keith. You can go in now," said Mokuba as he walked away.
The four ran into the house. Duke took the last spot with Bakura and Tea. Bandit Keith and Odion decide to take their chances with Weevil in that room. Joey looked around from room to room. Joey walked into the room with Ishizu, Mako, and Marick. Joey looked to see that Ishizu had already taken a bed with Mako. That meant he had to sleep with (GULP) Marick! Marick flashed back to his thoughts about the person who would be bunking with him. Joey put his bags down and made his way to his side of the bed. Joey sat down softly as if the bed had the plague (Marick is the Plague)! Ishizu glared at Marick as if to give him a nonverbal warning that she would kick his ass if he touched Joey. Marick shrugged it off and walked to the living room.
"Alright viewers! We have all of them in the house together! Tune in next time for the food and luxury competition. Then we will have their HOH competition. What will it be? Like I said tune in next fuckin' time and you'll find out. I bet you never heard a 6 year old cuss huh? Well, fuck, fuck, fuck! I'm Mokuba fuckin' Kaiba and I'll see ya next fuckin' time. Fuck off!"
I, the narrator, will post the next episode as soon as possible! Hang in there if you like it!