A Royal Engagement, Broken Forever
Zarbon was doing a karate lesson with Kiwi who is hiding behind a bunch bag, Kiwi was a little afraid because Zarbon was being extra rough this time, "Please slow down Zarbon, I'm not a professional trainer or anything!" Kiwi said.
"I have to kick his ass one of these days! I have to!" Zarbon said punching the bag and then falling down exhausted.
"See this is exactly what happens when you fight to fast, you get so enraged that you fall flat on your butt!" Kiwi said.
"I want to murder him in cold blood, but Miretta said that she would get hit if I did!" Zarbon said.
"There is pretty much nothing you can do about your sister's situation, at least King Vegeta is dead, and I was terrified when I heard that he was enraged at Freezer!" Kiwi said.
"Yah, but I know this is going to sound so lame but I kind of feel badly for Vegeta." Zarbon said.
"Why? He's an aggressive little shit that has been nothing but rude to you the day that you two met." Kiwi said.
"Yes it's true, but he can't help it Sayains are very primitive." Zarbon said.
"Primal changelings are too. That includes you." Kiwi said.
"When the Sayains all find out that King Vegeta is dead, who knows what will happen to us?" asked Zarbon.
"I'm terrified of Sayains, they're mean and aggressive and when they have sex they are twice as aggressive, chewing on your head like a Tasmanian devil does when they mate!" Kiwi said.
"How would you know anything about having sex with a Sayain?" asked Zarbon.
"Oh no reason at all." Kiwi said looking nervous.
"Wait you had sex with one didn't you?" asked Zarbon.
"The women are hot, especially the dark skinned ones." Kiwi said purring.
"Kiwi you're disquieting, Freezer doesn't want me to touch those savage monkeys." Zarbon said.
All the sudden the intercom came on and it was Freezer's voice, "Zarbon report to my personal office please and thank you!" Freezer said.
"Well I guess I better go." Zarbon said.
Zarbon went into the office, Freezer was sitting down, "What's the problem?" asked Zarbon.
Freezer the sighed, "Mr. Shasha tells me that you haven't been training with him lately, tell me why?" asked Freezer.
"Because I got a new trainer." Zarbon said.
"Why did you do such a thing?" asked Freezer.
"Because I thought that Shasha was a little too mean to me and that I needed someone more accepting of my uniqueness." Zarbon said.
"How the hell are you that unique?" asked Freezer.
"Well for starters, I don't like to get sweaty, I mean do you know how badly I smell when I get all sweaty?" asked Zarbon.
"Enough of the lame excuses, I would then like to know who you got a trainer." Freezer said.
"I got Kiwi as a trainer." Zarbon said.
Freezer started laughing, "Him? Are you shitting me? Kiwi is a loser; all he does is mope around all day and does nothing unless he goes on a mission or something." Freezer said.
"Well he's really good, he just doesn't transform is all." Zarbon said.
"Well then what exactly did you hire him as your trainer for?" asked Freezer.
"Hum how do I put this, he's a great friend and…." Before Zarbon could finish, Freezer interrupted.
"Kiwi knows nothing about training people! How about this, I could use your skills right now for something even more important!" Freezer said.
"Ok what?" asked Zarbon.
"I needed you to conjure up a bunch of demons for a new henchman of mine to fight." Freezer said.
"Why demons? Demons are dangerous, mother doesn't want me to conjure demons up." Zarbon said.
"Zarbon how could your mother be telling you anything if she's been dead since you were three?" asked Freezer.
"Because I can talk to her ghost." Zarbon said.
"Look I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe that you have powers and I believe in demons, so I would like you to do it please!" Freezer said.
"Fine who is this new person that is supposed to fight these demons anyways?" asked Zarbon.
All the sudden the sliding doors opened, it was none other than Prince Vegeta, he was at least thirteen years old if I were to guess, he frowned when he saw Zarbon, Zarbon's eyes grew wide and he turned to Freezer, "Sir he seems kind of young to be taking on demons." Zarbon said.
Vegeta got mad, "Zarbon you are neither my father nor my master, I will not let you treat me like a slave, you are so bossy and vain and it bothers me!" Vegeta said.
"What I just said that I think you're a little too young to be messing with stuff that you know nothing about, I'm not trying to boss you around either! What gives you the idea that I try to treat you as a slave anyways?" asked Zarbon.
"Ok enough bickering you two, please get to conjuring those demons up now!" Freezer said.
"But sir…." Zarbon tried to finish his sentence, but then Freezer interrupted.
"Zarbon do it or you will die!" Freezer said.
"Oh damn it!" Zarbon said.
So in the room Zarbon had a talisman on, a robe and some wine, then he drew a sorcerer's circle in the middle of the floor, meanwhile Vegeta was watching him and taping his foot, "Are you done yet?" asked Vegeta.
"Hold on you mustn't rush dark magic, I didn't want to do this, but no Freezer makes me do anything he tells me to do!" Zarbon said.
"I could care less about your bitching Zarbon; I want to fight some demons now!" Vegeta said.
"Ok hold on!" Zarbon said. He all the sudden stepped into the middle of the circle and poured some blood onto the floor from a small bicker.
"Ew it involves blood?" asked Vegeta.
"Hold on don't rush me," Zarbon said.
Zarbon then stood up and held a knife in his right hand, "EGO dico super atrum deus Contemno accerso ut mihi everto of vengence! EGO dedi vos nonnullus goat cruor! Procedo of everto dimention quod addo vestri continuo! Beatus is exsisto!" yelled Zarbon.
"Ok this is taking too long where the hell are those stupid demons?" asked Vegeta all the sudden bolt of lightning hit the middle of the floor and then appeared at least twelve demons looking for a good fight.
"Good luck little Sayain you need it!" Zarbon said sitting in the middle of the circle.
All the sudden the demons showed their fangs to Vegeta, but Vegeta was not terrified, he was afraid of almost nothing, "I'll now use my ultimate Sayain power!" he said.
He then cracked his knuckles and tried to beat the crap out of one of the demons, but found himself surrounded and they pounced on him and started beating the crap out of him, "You cannot defeat me! You can punch all you want!" Vegeta was saying even though he was getting the crap beat out of him.
"Oh shit! Hold on Vegeta!" Zarbon then went out of the protection circle and threw a major fireball killing everyone except Vegeta and himself. "Vegeta are you all right?" asked Zarbon.
"I had everything under control Zippy!" Vegeta said.
"No you didn't, if I wouldn't have come along then you would have been dead!" Zarbon said.
"No it's not true I hate you!" Vegeta then spit onto the ground and headed towards the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" asked Zarbon.
"I'm tired I need to go somewhere else, you and your stupid sorcerer powers are a waste of my time!" Vegeta said.
Surely, he was not that tired; Zarbon's manly intuition sensed that something else was up with Vegeta, so he decided to follow him.
He found him in the garden cutting up a piece of paper with Nappa as his bodyguard, Zarbon then walked up to Vegeta, "So what are you making?" he asked.
"None of your concern glamour puss get lost!" yelled Vegeta.
"Let me see please?" asked Zarbon.
"No!" Vegeta said.
Zarbon got a look at the piece of paper, it was a drawing of a heart with the words "I love you" on the inside of it, "Oh it's so pretty, I didn't know you cared!" Zarbon said hugging Vegeta.
"Not you glamour puss he's in love with a girl!" Nappa said.
Zarbon then let go of Vegeta, "Oh I'm sorry, so who is this girl I could help you get to know her better!" Zarbon said.
"I already know her idiot!" Vegeta said.
"Yah it's your sister!" Nappa said laughing.
No not Miretta, she was already married to an abusive man whom mated with her on her arrival, they fell in lust by instinct which would be hard to explain to someone like Zarbon or any mire human. Because Primal Changelings usually found their partners through instincts, a completely different species raised Zarbon, and taught him that love was found through emotion and caring for one another.
"You love Miretta? Oh dear how do I explain this to you, she's kind of with someone else at the moment." Zarbon said.
"Who, I'll beat his ass up!" Vegeta said.
"My ex trainer Shasha," Zarbon said.
Vegeta's eyes grew wide, "You mean that stupid, simple Russian rapist from planet Cyrillic? Oh I'm going to slap him!" Vegeta said.
"I know I don't like it either, but that's whom she decided to marry; I mean spend the remainder of her life with!" Zarbon said.
"But she was engaged to be married to me! Father said so!" Vegeta said.
"What? You mean to tell me that she was originally engaged to you, oh my God I'm going to throw up!" Zarbon said. The thought of his beautiful baby half-sister, who was older than Vegeta by four or five years, betrothed to this horrid little brat was making him sick to his stomach.
"See this is exactly why I hate you! You don't understand what it's like to be in love because primal changelings such as you only mate through instinct!" Vegeta said.
"We do?" asked Zarbon.
"What you know nothing about your own species? From what father has told me, primal changelings imprint on an idle mate and they get married to one another and hopefully the relationship will last." Vegeta said.
"Look I use my instincts to fight; I use my emotions to love! I'm not like other primal changelings! Besides Shasha isn't really Russian, he speaks Russian as a first language, but the truth is that he's just a primal changeling just like me, only more aggressive." Zarbon said.
"I don't care if I'm politically incorrect Zarbon! I want to marry her like she was promised to me!" Vegeta said.
"You're too young to get married; I'm even too young to get married." Zarbon said.
"I don't know why your species are call primal changelings, but from what father has told me it's because of the way they mate and fight." Vegeta said.
"Actually the real reason why we're called that is because…" Before Zarbon could finish, Vegeta interrupted him.
"Screw you I'm going to go and seduce her!" With that, Vegeta got up, took the drawling with him and left the garden.
Later on Vegeta found Miretta sitting on a bench trying to put foundation over black eye, what I said was true earlier about Shasha; he beat her on a regular basis, as of why she chose him as a partner, who knows why.
"Hello Miretta!" Vegeta said smiling at her.
She was stunned, "Vegeta what are you doing here?" she asked.
"I made this for you!" he gave her the piece of paper that he designed for her.
"Oh that is so sweet." She said looking at it.
"So what's up, can we get together sometime?" asked Vegeta.
"I would love to, but if Shasha were to find you here talking to me then he would beat me up again." She said.
"Why do you want to be with him?" asked Vegeta.
"Because my instincts just chose him as a lover I guess." Miretta said.
"Well you're not a prisoner here like me, so why don't you just run away?" asked Vegeta.
"I would but I'm afraid it's not possible now." Miretta said.
"What do you mean?" asked Vegeta, all the sudden he noticed that she looked a little bigger than usual. "No." he said sighing.
"Yes I'm with child, I'm five months along, and I can't just raise this child all by myself." Miretta said.
"How could you? You were engaged to marry me remember?" asked Vegeta with tears in his eyes.
Shasha was looking for Miretta, picked up her sent, and saw her talking to Vegeta he hid behind the tree, none of them sensed him though, "I know what I was supposed to marry you, but plans had kind of changed now." Miretta said.
"Look I don't like your husband or your glamour puss of a brother! I hate you too! I think your husband is stupid and ugly and I think your brother is an over sensitive crybaby who knows nothing about his species!" Vegeta said.
Shasha got pissed off and walked over to Vegeta and Miretta, "What are you doing here you stupid Sayain brat?" asked Shasha.
"Nothing I'm just leaving stupid commie!" Vegeta said holding his nose up in the air and walking away, then he hid behind a bush that was near the tree.
"What are you doing around that horrible monkey child?" asked Shasha.
"He just showed up!" Miretta said afraid.
"He tried to seduce you didn't he?" asked Shasha.
"No he….." Before Miretta could finish Shasha slapped her across the face.
"You little bitch I told you to stay away from other men!" yelled Shasha.
Poor Vegeta would usually stand up to people like Shasha but was too overemotional to so he ran away in tears and went to practice.
Zarbon once again conjured up the demons and Vegeta fought like a tiger, slashing every one of them, breaking their necks and all that stuff, when he was finished he was panting.
"Wow I'm impressed you'll make a most excellent warrior for Freezer!" Zarbon said.
"Shut your mouth Zippy!" Vegeta yelled.
"What's gotten into you?" Zarbon asked.
"I was supposed to have Miretta as my own, and stupid Shasha took her away from me!" Vegeta yelled.
"There is nothing you can do about it Vegeta." Zarbon said.
"I'm going to talk to Freezer and ask him if I can marry her!" Vegeta said walking out of the room.
Meanwhile Freezer was on his thrown board as ever as Apple was reading the criteria to him for his doomed kingdom," Let's see the economy has been erupted," Apple said.
"Because nobody has asked to buy a planet from me in a long time," Freezer said.
All the sudden Vegeta marched into the throne room and picked Apple up and threw him across the room, "Out of my way ugly!" he yelled.
"Vegeta what can I do for you?" asked Freezer.
"I want to marry Miretta like my father promised me that I would!" Vegeta said.
"Sorry but since your father is dead I can't grant such a wish." Freezer said.
Zarbon came into the throne room, "Vegeta there you are, come on let's go back to practice before you make an ass of yourself, yet again!" Zarbon said.
"But Vegeta how can you obey your father if he's dead?" Freezer asked laughing.
"You murdered my father in cold blood so you owe me big time lizard man!" Vegeta yelled.
"Why you little…" Freezer's red eyes were glowing as he was about to laser Vegeta.
Zarbon know he had potential as a warrior, to lose him soon would be unreasonable, so he ran up to Vegeta and got him out of the way before Freezer's lasers hit him fatally. "Zarbon I missed what is that deal?" asked Freezer.
"Sir he's upset because Shasha took Miretta as a mate, as you already know." Zarbon said.
"Ha she'll leave him you'll see." Freezer said pouring himself a glass of wine.
"She said she wouldn't' because she's five months pregnant with his child!" Vegeta said.
"What she's knocked up already, doesn't anyone use safe sex ever. Just for that Shasha is going to get whipped twenty times!" Freezer said enraged.
"Sounds kind of harsh, but that's a good idea, I mean having Shasha as a father I would feel…." Before Zarbon could finish, Vegeta interrupted.
"Father promised Miretta to me, I want her now!" Vegeta yelled.
Zarbon was now getting annoyed at this whinny Sayain brat, "Look your stupid dead father knows nothing about love!" Zarbon yelled.
Vegeta was pissed off and he elbowed Zarbon and jumped out of his arms, "You'll rue the day you said that!" Vegeta said snorting and running out of the throne room.
"Vegeta wait I didn't mean anything by it, please forgive me!" yelled Zarbon.
Vegeta was now on a mission of vengeance, he went looking for the man that knocked Miretta up and took her as a mate. Shasha was at a café sitting next to Dodoria, his best friend in the world. He looked into a mirror and flossed his teeth, god they were horrible looking, and he then started plucking his eyebrows, "Боже мой! Очень булит меня!" He yelled, because his eyebrows were so thick, he had to pluck the middle of his eyebrows so a unibrow would not grow.
"Looks like Zarbon isn't the only vain primal changeling around here!" all the sudden Shasha and Dodoria turned to see Vegeta, that aggressive Sayain brat.
"What do you want with me Sayain brat?" Shasha said.
"Miretta was mine originally and you took her from me!" Vegeta yelled.
"What? You are Sayain she is primal changeling, what makes you think she likes you?" asked Shasha.
"Because my father betrothed her to me, you're old enough to be her grandfather!" Vegeta yelled.
"So what?" Shasha yelled.
"So when I kill you myself I'm going to raise that defect of a child that she'll bore you in four months or so!" Vegeta said.
"What? She's with child?" asked Shasha.
"Yes and it's too late to abort the baby too!" Vegeta said.
"Not again!" Shasha yelled.
"Yah because idiot rapists like you can't keep your dick to yourself!" Vegeta yelled.
Shasha got pissed off, "Why you little bastard!" yelled Shasha getting up and walking up to the little Sayain warrior.
Zarbon ran into the café, "Vegeta what are you doing?" he asked.
"Shasha I challenge you to a duel to the death!" yelled Vegeta.
"Vegeta no, you're going to get yourself killed!" yelled Zarbon.
"No this will be interesting!" Shasha said cracking his knuckles.
"Let's go you communist!" yelled Vegeta with his fists in the air.
"I'm not communist, I'm actually imperialist I used to be imperialist guard if you must know, I have quite reputation for being ruthless henchman of Freezer!" Shasha said.
"Please don't fight him!" Zarbon said scarred.
All the sudden Vegeta threw a punch at Shasha, Shasha licked the purplish blood that came from his busted lip, "That was good but not good enough!" he yelled.
He picked up Vegeta by the tail and threw him across the room hard, and ran over to him and started punching him; those two were biting and scratching each other like wild animals. "Vegeta, somebody stop Shasha from hurting him!" Zarbon was about to join in the fight, when all the sudden, someone grabbed hold of his cape, it was Freezer.
"You stay out of this, he must learn a lesson about being aggressive towards his captors," Freezer said.
Zarbon could not bear to see Shasha rape a helpless woman, let alone beat a child up, when the fight was over, Shasha walked away almost unharmed, but poor Vegeta was bruised and bloody, his tail was broken and he had some teeth knocked out, yep Shasha fucked him up pretty badly.
"Shasha I need to see you in my office." Freezer said beckoning Shasha. Shasha followed Freezer into his office.
Everyone just stared at Vegeta, since Nappa and Raddiz were on a mission; Zarbon thought it would be best if he took Vegeta to get some stitches. While nobody else wanted to help Vegeta, Zarbon went over to him, picked him up, carried him in his arms, and went to the hospital.
A week went by, Vegeta was still in the hospital, he was in a coma and he did not have a single visitor, so Zarbon thought it would be nice to apologize to him for insulting his father, he went to the hospital and bought him some flowers.
Zarbon looked at Vegeta who was so out of it, his eyes were closed, "You poor child, I'm so sorry that I called your father stupid and dead." Zarbon said to him.
All the sudden Vegeta woke up and looked at Zarbon, "Where is he I'll kick his ass!" Vegeta said.
"Vegeta it's been almost a week since you've been in a coma." Zarbon said.
"No it's not true, I kicked Shasha's ass!" Vegeta said.
"No you didn't, he almost murdered you!" Zarbon said.
"Don't tell me what happened and what didn't pretty boy!" yelled Vegeta.
"Vegeta I'm sorry I insulted your father, I know what it's like to lose someone you love." Zarbon said.
"How would you know?" asked Vegeta.
"Because my mother died when I was three," Zarbon said.
"Hum what about my engagement to Miretta!" Vegeta said.
"Look the engagement is off, your father is dead you can love whoever you want to love now!" Zarbon said.
"But she was…" before Vegeta could finish Zarbon interrupted him.
"Vegeta I don't think it's wise to find a mate through arranged marriage nor through your instinct, love isn't something that can be found either way, if people are lucky then yes. True love, from what I've been told, is found through compatibility, through companionship and emotion." Zarbon said.
"How the hell would you know?" asked Vegeta.
"Look that's just what I've been told." Zarbon said putting the flowers that he bought Vegeta in a vase and about to walk away, "Get better soon." Zarbon said walking out of the room.
Vegeta was now more pissed than ever, "But she was supposed to be mine to begin with!" Vegeta yelled
End of Story