we start off at fred's office where he is doing some paper work about how much money
gene owes him...and when he thinks he's gonna get a well deserved break,
then his secateary called him on his phone,"mr.luo,we have some girls
here to see you,should i send them in?"
"Girls huh? Well let me get out of my boxers and
into some cloths, and please escort gene out"
"um....yes sir"his secateary said

Just then,3 girls came bargen in while fred was dressing.
"Ack! I'm not done, save my underwear!!!"
the 3 girls got wide-eyed and dashed for his boxers, each
yelling"THATS MINE!","HEY,GET OFF!" "LOOK!A CHEETTO!"
k! When one of the girls finally get his boxers Fred is in the
corner hiding himself and when the girls go to leave a girl with short green hair
comes out and steals the boxers!
"I GOT THEM!I REALLY GOT THEM!"shouted the girl with green hair
"really..?WE GOT TO PUT IT IN A PICTURE FAME AND HANG IT ON THE WALL,NEKO!"
"...um...why?"
"i really dont know....i really dont know..."

Fred was huddled in the corner shaking and ranting
"Rubber Duckies...Rubber Duckies!!!!"and "get the garden gnomes away..get the garden gnomes away.."
and then fred stands up and starts to look around for any cloths that they
might've missed, then another bunch of girls come in and pounce on him
"AIIII-EEEEEEEEEEE!!!"he yelled as the girls where trying to pull off his limbs.

well the scream that fred said was heard all over the city and when gene and harry
heard it inside their nice pink garage
"OMG WHAT WAS THAT?"said gene as he clinged on to harrys arm "SAVE MEE!!"
"shut the *beep* up,*beep*!*beep*,get off of my *beep*ing arm!*beep* *beep* *beep*...please?"

(There bright pink garage was fuzzy,and it had pink and purple ponys on it)


Then fred came running to the garage screaming like a possom(...do possoms scream..?)
being chased by the rapid fangirls
"gene!HELP ME!PLEASE..please......oh,hey!nice garage!"
"thanks,fred!"said gene
"Yo,BaCk OfF *beep*,HeS mY hO!"said harry madd..a..ly

so when fred hears this he starts fighting with an easily bruising
harry and when they remember the girls coming at them. they scream
while a whole clump of them just seem to make their way into the
garage and they pounce on gene and the fighting harry and fred

"ITS FIGHT CLUB!!"yeld one of them(the one in brown and white,neer the bright pony
with the word "jiggly boob" on it)

all the girls(adding harry,gene and fred..there girls O.o)look at the girl who said 'fight club'
and sweatdroped

"what?....that was a good movie.."

then gene noticed that fred was naked,
"OMG!!SHIELD YOUR EYES!!"gene covered his eyes
"get dressed man!ur *beep*ing *beep* is*beep*ing!"
"STOP SAYING BEEP!"said the writer
"oh heavens..can it be..?....CNGneko?"said gene quitely
"YES ITS ME!now,we need to kill the magic beeps!"
"what?"
"um..nothing yets go back to the story.."
"ok.."they all said

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end of chapter one!
gene:YAY!
SHUT UP!
gene:......why are u so mean?*runs off crying*
..baka
fred:..

um..STAY TUNED!*cheesey music plays*