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Evil Coffee; Christmas Edition
"Oh c'mon Duo, go to bed!" Quatre insisted; "And stop drinking that coffee! Its not good for you!" Duo glared at his friend and lugged down another cup of coffee; "I'm waiting for Santa." he said in a semi-drunk tone. "Is that what you're doing? Aren'tchu a little too old to believe in--" "I'm waiting for Santa!!" the braided American shouted. "Ok, ok, just, don't drink too much coffee alright?" Quatre went back into his room.
The GW-boys were spending Christmas Eve at Quatre's Mansion. For the following reasons; Heero forgot to pay the rent and was kicked out of his apartment, Trowa got lost and the Circus left him, Wufei's house was 'accidentally' burnt down by Duo last week. And Duo's shack had been frozen over by the cold weather. The the Christmas tree sparked brightly in the dark room, presents piled all around it. Stockings were hung and eggnog drunken, and now only Duo remained in the living room with a can of coffee and high hopes.
The TV was still on, but the volume turned down so it was almost inaudiable. Duo was watching some Christmas Special of some show, he wasn't paying attention, mostly looking out the window and watching the falling snow. After a few minutes his eyes started to feel heavy. He poured another cup of coffee and drained it. A few more minutes...another cup. The can was empty. No more coffee. Duo fell into a state of semi-sleep. All was still. All was quiet. Silent Night.
The snow piled outside. Inches after inches. Majestic looking. Holy Night. The whole mansion was silent, for the soft hum of the television and snoring from Wufei's room. All is Calm. A few stars twinkled through the holes in the clouds. All is Bright. I don't know the rest of the song so.....Abruptly, Duo sprang up straight in his seat, goofy grin on his face.
He grabbed the remote, stuffed in some KoRn CD and turned the TV to full volume, with surround sound. There was a pause for almost 5 whole seconds before: "MAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"Holy SHIT! My ears are bleeding!!!"
"Goddamnit! DUO!"
"Zzzzzzzzz"
"Damnit, Quatre get up."
"Sorry."
Duo was dancing on the counter with a lamp shade on his head and singing; "Hallehujah" The rolls of wrapping paper that were on the counter flew everwhere. Wufei arrived at the scene first, in Ninja Turtles PJ's. Duo stopped mid-boogie and started screaming; "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Wufei blushed red, before tackling Duo. They both rolled around on the ground.
Reinforcements arrived; Heero with a tranquilizer, Trowa with a bat, and Quatre with a strait jacket. Duo threw Wufei off of himself and bolted towards Quatre. The blonde was caught unprepared and Duo was able to steal the jacket from Quatre, the chestnut-haired insane-dude plowed into Trowa and attempted to wrap him in the jacket. The bat swung through the air. "Trowa be careful with that--" A lamp broke, a chair, the bat, the -metal- bat, broke upon contact with Duo's head.
Duo stood dazed for a few moments, long ehough for Heero to stick a few elephant sized tranqs into him. But they ever seem to do any good...Duo shook his head jumped high into the air and landed on the enourmus Christmas Tree. Decorative balls, ribbions, ornaments, small figures, they all went flying everywhere, glass shattering. "Duo! You broke my Baby Reindeer ornament!!" Quatre cried. Wufei rolled his eyes and reached for the strait jacket, which had been dropped.
Duo Maxwell began shrieking like a holler monkey. Heero covered his ears, which were indeed bleeding. Trowa attempted to shake Duo out of the tree, but only succeeded in knocking off more ornaments, and upsetting Quatre more. "Oh, be quiet Winner." Wufei growled. Heero went and turned off the music, which had been pounding up til now.
Wufei got another bat and started taking swings at the tree, more ornaments, branches, flew everywhere. "My poor beautiful tree....." Quatre muttered. Heero got an idea. The Perfect Soldier went into the other room and got a helmet..thing. He put it on Quatre before he could resist. -ZERO- The arab's eyes went funny, widened, Quatre lept onto the tree; "Get off my tree you coffee crazied bastard!!!"
"Nice one Yuy, now we have two insane idiots." Wufei growled. "But Quatre's we can stop by taking off the helmet, Duo's just insane." the other replied. Trowa sighed. Quatre and Duo were attacking each other like wildcats, both leaping around in the tree slashing at each other. Heero went and got some popcorn. Trowa sighed again.
Suddenly, without warning, Duo jumped from the gigantic tree and landed on a pile of presents, which all exploded. Gift wrap, plastic, and tissue paper flew. "Shit! Damnit! That was the new DVD player I bought!" Trowa groaned. "There goes the cheap plastic keychain I was forced to get for Relena, how sad." Heero attempted to look regretful. "MY PRESENTS!" Quatre shreiked, and jumped off the tree after Duo. "I shouldda brought a camera." Wufei muttered.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! I'm gonna be SICK!!!!" Duo jumped onto a coach, then grabbed one of the stockings off the chimney and barfed in it. "You sonuvabitch!!! My stocking!!!" Heero exploded. Duo started to giggled, Quatre tackled him, his eyeballs still wide from being connected to the ZERO system. Duo bounced off the springs in the couch and grabbed one of the balloons off the ceiling. The balloon was of a big-headed cartoon character.
"Why iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis his head so big? Oh, Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy is his head so biiiig?!?!" Duo asked in a high-pitched, very annoying voice. Quatre tackled again, but this time Duo dodged and Quatre crashed into the TV and his helmet fell off. The blonde was unconscious. Duo popped the balloon in Wufei's face and started screaming in the high-pitched voice; "WOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO! WOOOOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO!!"
Trowa took the bat again and swung. It connected with the back of Duo's head. This time, luckily, the braidboy fell unconscious. "What do we do about the tree...and the barfed in stocking?" Wufei wondered. "I don't know, and I really don't give'a damn. I'm going to sleep." Heero went back to his room. Trowa dragged Quatre back to his room. Wufei, not wanting to touch the coffee-freak, left Duo unconscious on the floor, then went back to his room as well.
The house was silent once again. The tree was in ruins, ornaments scattered about. A missing stocking was filled with coffee-barf. The presents were squished. All was calm again. There was a thud on the roof. A man in red and a huge sack slid down the chimney. He glanced around the room. And sweatdropped big. //These people sure have Christmas spirit. What happened here? A tree massacre?// He left a few gifts then crawled up the chimney again. Duo, still unconscious on the floor, mumbled; "I'm waiting for Santa...."
Chibi Sikeeh: WOOOOO! That was fun! And you all thought Kiriska was dead!!
Chibi Fique: WOOHOOHOOHOO! WOOHOOHOOHOO!! REVIEW!
Chibi Sikeeh: Or, of couse, we'll send Kabahoshi after you. ^_^ And that would be bad, you won't get to see 2002!
Chibi Sikeeh: Wow...another GW fic...finally....So its late for Xmas...
Evil Coffee; Christmas Edition
"Oh c'mon Duo, go to bed!" Quatre insisted; "And stop drinking that coffee! Its not good for you!" Duo glared at his friend and lugged down another cup of coffee; "I'm waiting for Santa." he said in a semi-drunk tone. "Is that what you're doing? Aren'tchu a little too old to believe in--" "I'm waiting for Santa!!" the braided American shouted. "Ok, ok, just, don't drink too much coffee alright?" Quatre went back into his room.
The GW-boys were spending Christmas Eve at Quatre's Mansion. For the following reasons; Heero forgot to pay the rent and was kicked out of his apartment, Trowa got lost and the Circus left him, Wufei's house was 'accidentally' burnt down by Duo last week. And Duo's shack had been frozen over by the cold weather. The the Christmas tree sparked brightly in the dark room, presents piled all around it. Stockings were hung and eggnog drunken, and now only Duo remained in the living room with a can of coffee and high hopes.
The TV was still on, but the volume turned down so it was almost inaudiable. Duo was watching some Christmas Special of some show, he wasn't paying attention, mostly looking out the window and watching the falling snow. After a few minutes his eyes started to feel heavy. He poured another cup of coffee and drained it. A few more minutes...another cup. The can was empty. No more coffee. Duo fell into a state of semi-sleep. All was still. All was quiet. Silent Night.
The snow piled outside. Inches after inches. Majestic looking. Holy Night. The whole mansion was silent, for the soft hum of the television and snoring from Wufei's room. All is Calm. A few stars twinkled through the holes in the clouds. All is Bright. I don't know the rest of the song so.....Abruptly, Duo sprang up straight in his seat, goofy grin on his face.
He grabbed the remote, stuffed in some KoRn CD and turned the TV to full volume, with surround sound. There was a pause for almost 5 whole seconds before: "MAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"Holy SHIT! My ears are bleeding!!!"
"Goddamnit! DUO!"
"Zzzzzzzzz"
"Damnit, Quatre get up."
"Sorry."
Duo was dancing on the counter with a lamp shade on his head and singing; "Hallehujah" The rolls of wrapping paper that were on the counter flew everwhere. Wufei arrived at the scene first, in Ninja Turtles PJ's. Duo stopped mid-boogie and started screaming; "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Wufei blushed red, before tackling Duo. They both rolled around on the ground.
Reinforcements arrived; Heero with a tranquilizer, Trowa with a bat, and Quatre with a strait jacket. Duo threw Wufei off of himself and bolted towards Quatre. The blonde was caught unprepared and Duo was able to steal the jacket from Quatre, the chestnut-haired insane-dude plowed into Trowa and attempted to wrap him in the jacket. The bat swung through the air. "Trowa be careful with that--" A lamp broke, a chair, the bat, the -metal- bat, broke upon contact with Duo's head.
Duo stood dazed for a few moments, long ehough for Heero to stick a few elephant sized tranqs into him. But they ever seem to do any good...Duo shook his head jumped high into the air and landed on the enourmus Christmas Tree. Decorative balls, ribbions, ornaments, small figures, they all went flying everywhere, glass shattering. "Duo! You broke my Baby Reindeer ornament!!" Quatre cried. Wufei rolled his eyes and reached for the strait jacket, which had been dropped.
Duo Maxwell began shrieking like a holler monkey. Heero covered his ears, which were indeed bleeding. Trowa attempted to shake Duo out of the tree, but only succeeded in knocking off more ornaments, and upsetting Quatre more. "Oh, be quiet Winner." Wufei growled. Heero went and turned off the music, which had been pounding up til now.
Wufei got another bat and started taking swings at the tree, more ornaments, branches, flew everywhere. "My poor beautiful tree....." Quatre muttered. Heero got an idea. The Perfect Soldier went into the other room and got a helmet..thing. He put it on Quatre before he could resist. -ZERO- The arab's eyes went funny, widened, Quatre lept onto the tree; "Get off my tree you coffee crazied bastard!!!"
"Nice one Yuy, now we have two insane idiots." Wufei growled. "But Quatre's we can stop by taking off the helmet, Duo's just insane." the other replied. Trowa sighed. Quatre and Duo were attacking each other like wildcats, both leaping around in the tree slashing at each other. Heero went and got some popcorn. Trowa sighed again.
Suddenly, without warning, Duo jumped from the gigantic tree and landed on a pile of presents, which all exploded. Gift wrap, plastic, and tissue paper flew. "Shit! Damnit! That was the new DVD player I bought!" Trowa groaned. "There goes the cheap plastic keychain I was forced to get for Relena, how sad." Heero attempted to look regretful. "MY PRESENTS!" Quatre shreiked, and jumped off the tree after Duo. "I shouldda brought a camera." Wufei muttered.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! I'm gonna be SICK!!!!" Duo jumped onto a coach, then grabbed one of the stockings off the chimney and barfed in it. "You sonuvabitch!!! My stocking!!!" Heero exploded. Duo started to giggled, Quatre tackled him, his eyeballs still wide from being connected to the ZERO system. Duo bounced off the springs in the couch and grabbed one of the balloons off the ceiling. The balloon was of a big-headed cartoon character.
"Why iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis his head so big? Oh, Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy is his head so biiiig?!?!" Duo asked in a high-pitched, very annoying voice. Quatre tackled again, but this time Duo dodged and Quatre crashed into the TV and his helmet fell off. The blonde was unconscious. Duo popped the balloon in Wufei's face and started screaming in the high-pitched voice; "WOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO! WOOOOOOOOO HOOHOOHOO!!"
Trowa took the bat again and swung. It connected with the back of Duo's head. This time, luckily, the braidboy fell unconscious. "What do we do about the tree...and the barfed in stocking?" Wufei wondered. "I don't know, and I really don't give'a damn. I'm going to sleep." Heero went back to his room. Trowa dragged Quatre back to his room. Wufei, not wanting to touch the coffee-freak, left Duo unconscious on the floor, then went back to his room as well.
The house was silent once again. The tree was in ruins, ornaments scattered about. A missing stocking was filled with coffee-barf. The presents were squished. All was calm again. There was a thud on the roof. A man in red and a huge sack slid down the chimney. He glanced around the room. And sweatdropped big. //These people sure have Christmas spirit. What happened here? A tree massacre?// He left a few gifts then crawled up the chimney again. Duo, still unconscious on the floor, mumbled; "I'm waiting for Santa...."
Chibi Sikeeh: WOOOOO! That was fun! And you all thought Kiriska was dead!!
Chibi Fique: WOOHOOHOOHOO! WOOHOOHOOHOO!! REVIEW!
Chibi Sikeeh: Or, of couse, we'll send Kabahoshi after you. ^_^ And that would be bad, you won't get to see 2002!