Sometimes she'll wear a particular pair of shoes or a certain hairclip that'll leave Tom convinced that he's crazy. Because really, men don't get turned on by sneakers and hair accessories, right? Tom's guessing that's a no, and he's fairly certain that Doug's ceaseless laughter also serves to confirm his suspicions on the issue. But that does nothing to prevent Tom from shifting uncomfortably in his chair at the sight of Judy's high heels and blue bow.
It's really very funny in the way that embarrassing revelations often are. Because Tom's positive that he's never paid attention to any other girls shoes, or outfit for that matter (unless, of course it was tight). But there's Judy in blue pumps and a blue top with a jean skirt that compliments her long legs, and the only clear thought that Tom can manage to grasp is one featuring a long cold shower.
He's pretty much given up on finding any logic behind his recent fixation. Doug offered (in that tactful way of his) that Tom simply needed to get laid. As if it was the most simple thing in the world. The answer to all the world's pressing questions.
"Gee Doug, how can I end world hunger?"
"Oh that's an easy one. Just fuck your brains out, buddy."
And maybe he has gone crazy, because he actually took Doug's insightful advice. He went out and found some random beauty and proceeded to quote get laid unquote. And that, as they say, was that.
Only it wasn't, because the next day he saw Judy in red sandals and a striped bow and almost ran straight to the bathroom. And that tenuous grip on sanity was loosened even more.
So as he sits admiring her choice of shoes and matching hair accessories for today, he thinks he may have figured it out. The green shoes and green hairclip are so, so…Judy. Everything that she wears is so unique, because she makes it so. And it's amazing how beautiful shoes can look on her feet, and how a bow can look enticing surrounded by mounds of brown curls.
And Tom decides, as he revels in this new development, that maybe Doug was right. He definitely did need to get laid. The only issue was with whom. He smiles as he continues to openly admire the green shoes and hair clip, knowing the answer to that is right away.
A/N: So I'm seriously doubting that made any sense. But the Tom/Judy plot bunny refused to leave me alone, and this was all I had to offer.