Disclaimer: I don't own legend of zelda.
Dashing through the land,
On my trusty steed,
Need to save the princess,
and I'm getting annoyed
It's the hundredth time,
That Hyrule needs saving,
and why am I the only one who can?
Seriously get a new hero!
Oh! Jingle Bells,
Gannon sucks,
Link will save Hyrule,
Zelda should be more badass,
And Navi needs to die!
Oh! Jingle Bells,
Gannon sucks,
Link will save Hyrule,
Zelda should be more badass,
And Navi needs to die!
I'm kind of getting tired of saving the land,
from Gannondorf over and over again.
There's a creepy boat who loves stalking me,
And I'm kind of getting worried that he is pedo,
Then there an imp who is apparently a princess,
and why am I blushing? Oh shit!
Oh! Jingle Bells,
Gannon sucks,
Link will save Hyrule,
Zelda should be more badass,
And Navi needs to die!