Summary: Sasuke's determined to force Naruto into admitting that he has feelings for him. Naruto's being a chicken-shit and pretending to like Sakura still. What will Sasuke do to make Naruto finally be truthful?
Warning: Yaoi. Don't like? Well then don't read. Oh and it's short. Might be some italic errors. Beware of the bad writing. I'm sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and probably never will unless I hit the lotto one day and buy Naruto off of Kishimoto.
"Admit it already." Sasuke said coolly while looking Naruto right in the eye as they both stood in the kitchen.
"Admit what, Uchiha?" Sasuke winced. When Naruto used his surname, it was almost as if he was reverting back to the way things used to be. When he hated me, Sasuke thought sadly.
"You have feelings for me. And you know—"
"Bullshit." Naruto's hands clenched at his sides, heat starting to rise into his cheeks at the thought of being as transparent as a window. He couldn't have figured me out so easily so soon.
Sasuke smirked knowingly. "Uzumaki Naruto, I would've never pictured you as a coward." Blonde hair covered brilliant blue eyes as Naruto cast his head downward in shame. Sasuke walked closer to Naruto until he was practically on top of him. Since Naruto's head was down, Sasuke could look right over him. If they were both standing up straight, they would be eye to eye, though Sasuke was only a centimeter shorter than the blond (but who counts centimeters?).
"Dobe, who the fuck are you trying to fool?" Sasuke took a pause to pull up Naruto's chin and look into his eyes. He pushed blonde hair out the way. "I see the way you look at me. The way you get a little more excited than usual at the sound of my name. The way you blush slightly when I'm topless." Sasuke took his turn to talk as a way to get his lips closer to Naruto's, yet not exactly closing the gap. Naruto could feel Sasuke's warm breathe on his mouth and the bastard knew it was killing him. "And everyone else sees it too. Face the facts, ursuronkatchi. We were made for each other." Then Sasuke began to close the gap but Naruto wasn't for it.
"BullSHIT!" Naruto shoved Sasuke far away from him and moved to the other side of the kitchen, which was only two feet away (it was a small kitchen). "Teme, what the hell is wrong with you?! You're a guy! We're both GUYS! We can't do this!" Naruto started to calm down as he noticed he had gotten the obvious portion of the conversation out the way. Sasuke yawned. "Anyway, I like Sakura still. And furthermore—" Naruto halted in confusion as he heard a weird chuckling sound coming from Sasuke's direction. Then he watched as that chuckle from the normally stoic Uchiha turned into a full out laugh. Then it hit him. Sasuke was laughing at him!
"Dobe, you don't really believe that crap do you? Sakura? And you? It didn't happen when we were Genin and it will not happen now…She's not even your type." But I am. Sasuke was starting to get slightly annoyed. How much longer would this have to go on before Naruto actually broke down and owned up to the well-known truth?
"Oh yeah Sasuke? I think you're just jealous that Sakura might want me instead of you for a change." Sasuke snorted. If anyone, he believed he should be jealous of Sakura. That bitch…
Whoa Sasuke, back to the task at hand. No Sakura-bashing…yet.
"Dobe, just how dumb are you? I'm gay. You know, C-7-A-Y?" Sasuke wasn't much of a talker but if he wanted something enough, and to get it involved talking, well then he just wouldn't shut up until he got what he had desired. "Besides, even if Sakura grew a penis, I still wouldn't date her—" Sasuke suddenly felt a warm hand over his mouth and immediately began wishing it were elsewhere. If only that hand would travel slightly south. Tease me a bit, and touch and caress and rub everything except my aching erection, and then go for the gold by giving me a mind-blowing hand job. Sasuke imagined himself moaning and arching into Naruto's touches. Oh Naru! Soooo gooood…Oh Kami I'm cumming! Naruto…Naru…I…I lov—
-snap-
"Sasuke…Hellooooo?"
-snap snap-
Sasuke had to blink a few times to notice the tan hand and the fingers snapping in his face. Must stop zoning out to visualize perverse things.
"Damn Sasuke. You must be really out of it today. Anyway, as I was saying before you completely zoned out. You shouldn't go around saying crazy things like that. You could get seriously hurt or worse…someone could scratch that pretty little face you adore so much. For his sake, he is talking about me right?
Anyway, to the point.
Sasuke snorted for the second time that night as he noticed Naruto implying that he was vain. But he also noticed something else when he tried to move and swiftly sat down in the chair next to the table to hide his painfully hard but dwindling erection.
"What's so goddamn funny? I'm being serious here!" Naruto shouted as he sat down in the chair opposite Sasuke's. Another snort and a trademark Uchiha smirk. "You being serious is what makes it so funny. It's laughable." Whiskered cheeks puffed out in a huff as Naruto crossed his arms across his chest and faced away from the raven.
Pale arms came up behind Naruto and circled around his waist. Naruto gasped as Sasuke brought his chin over the tan shoulder and huskily whispered into his ear "You know, you're cute when you're serious." Then Sasuke turned Naruto around to face him. Onyx eyes glazed over as Sasuke's thumb attempted to caress Naruto's cheek but was quickly slapped away.
"No Sasuke. We can't. More importantly, I can't." Naruto tried to move as far from the Uchiha as possible so he could try and get his point across without any…distractions. "If I give the villagers anymore reasons to hate me, then I might never become Hokage…"
When seeing how sad Naruto had become after understanding the possibility of his all-time dream not grow to be a reality, Sasuke felt his resolve softening. Don't get him wrong, he wasn't giving up (oh HELL no, not by a long shot), but he could at least call it a night for Naruto's sake.
Sasuke pushed off the table, making his chair scoot back, and rose to his feet. "We aren't finished here. We will continue this another time." Naruto quickly rose to his feet as well and stood behind the Uchiha, putting his hand on the other's shoulder to halt him. "But Sasuke—" Naruto stopped mid-sentence when he saw the look in the raven's eyes. Utmost seriousness. "Fine." Naruto sighed and cast his eyes downward in defeat. "Good night Sasuke-teme."
"Night." Sasuke left to walk out of the kitchen and to his room, leaving Naruto to stand there alone.
As Sasuke closed the door and slid on the floor with his back against the door, he thought to himself, This battle is far from over, and Naruto's about as stubborn as…well, me. I need a plan, and I mean a genius one. I, though my pride keeps me from admitting it, I need help. I need someone with serious brains and enough experience for the both of us. Nara would be perfect in the brains and genius plan category, but we're not exactly friends. I need someone I trust.
Then a voice sneered in, Well that narrows the list down by 100 percent right there. Sasuke's eyes narrowed at the smart-ass voice in his head. …Did he just insult himself in his own mind? Hey wait, he didn't have to prove himself to some voice. He was Uchiha Sasuke for Kami's sake.
You're just mad that you can't think of one living being you trust, other than Naruto.
Fuck you voice. I can so name someone I trust. Sasuke's eyes narrowed further, if possible, after realizing how childish he sounded.
Tch. As if. I'd love to see you—
Kakashi. Sasuke smirked in victory. What's wrong voice? You're getting kinda quiet on me.
Well perhaps Kakashi-sensei will help you. After all, you were only his most precious student.
Whatever. I'll see him about it tomorrow.
Try not to get molested when you go, Sasu-chaaaan.
Sasuke hopped into bed, already in his boxers, tired after a long day. I should probably see Tsunade-sama about this annoying voice too. And with that, Sasuke flipped over and fell asleep, having no idea what he was getting himself into.
Well that's Piece of Cake, Piece of Pie for ya. Oh btw, they live together (like housemates, not lovers). Tell me how you liked it. And if you didn't, well that's cool too. I want reviews though. So help me out and let me know if I'm wasting my time or not.
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