Based on Book #54: The Beginning
A/n: Might i say. I AM A GENIUS and this Musical is Genius! that is all.
DISCLAIMER: No, the Animorphs can't sing and No I don't own any of them. And the songs that i took the melodies and stuff from include "Rest in Peace", "Oops i did it again"
**Runs up to stage**
Hope: Everyone hurry up! The Audience is here!
Jake: But I don't wanna sing! I have to go save the WOOOOOOOORLD
Marco: Whimp. Where are my adoring fans? I'm ready to dazzle them beyond their imaginations!!
Cassie: We won't be hurting any animal during this presentation will we? Oh my! Is this stage made out of wood...the poor trees..*gets down on hands and knees, praying to the wood.*
Tobias: I pity myself. Everything bad happens to me. I have to do the stupid musical. Why me? Everything bad happens to me. Boohoo.
Ax: Why i cannot wait to experience a human musical muuuusii--musi..oh i'm not in human form am i?
Rachel: Can't we just kill something already? Hey watch out!! Yeerk!!! *quickly morphs into bear and kills hork bajir-then morphs back.* There we go!
Jake: RACHEL that was Ket Halpack!!!!!!
Rachel: Oops...so...Someone tell me again why Ihave to die in this?
Hope: Well...everyone hates you the most, brake a leg! *pushes the animorphs out in front of the curtain*
*The first few chapters of the book continued normally. Jake ordered Rachel to kill Tom and she had done so successfully...resulting in her own death. The curtain now opens with Rachel facing the Ellimist.*
Rachel: I died...so few moments agooo.
Yet you make me feel
like it isn't so,
why you came to be here with me i still doon't
knooow.....
But you're scared, ashamed your gunna loooooose.
You can't
tell the ones you love...
cause you have nooone..
whisper in a dead
animorphs ear,
it doesn't make it reeeeeeeeeal....
Well thats great, but i
don't want to play, cause being here with you touches me..
hey i wanna live!
But since i'm only dead to you, i'm saying stay away.
sooo Let me rest in
peace.
Let me rest in peace, let me get some sleep.
Let me take my life
and bury it out into a vacuum of spaaace.
I could lay my body doown but
theres that naaasty head bloooow.
So let me rest in peace.
You
know.....you've got a willing slave.
So let me live alreaaady! I swear i
won't misbehave.
But if you won't let me live...I'm saying stay
awaaaaaaay.
and LET ME REST IN PEEACE
I know i could goooo....but i wanna
live i don't wanna die.
I may seem pretty brave but i'm actually
afraaaaaid.
And my head hurts alot, hey you got any aaaaspiriiin?
Oh, i
can see that youuuu don't, so just make it quiick
Then Let me rest in peace,
let me get some sleep,
let me take my life and bury it into a vacuuum of
spaace
I could lay my body down but there's that nasty heead blooooow.
So
let me rest in peace.
Why won't you let me rest in peeeeeace?
Ellimist: Oh, ok. Bye now. *Ellimist disapears in a puff of smoke and Rachel dies.*
*scene closes*
(the song "Rest in peace" was written by the genius Joss Whedon and all rights go to him and of course to the personthat sung it, JAMES MARSTERS!! In no way did i own it, i just switched some lyrics around.)
*curtais open with rest of animorphs stairing at a view screen of rachel dead, horrified. Jake turns to the audience and puts his head down, getting onto one knee when suddenly...*
Jake:
OOPS I did it again!
I got someone killed
Lost ellimist the gaaame
Oh CAAAASSIE
You have to beeelive. That it waaas noooot myyyyy fauult.
Cause i looose all my senseees when we enter baa-aatle.
La da da da da
Oops I did it again, I got someone killed. Lost ellimist the game. Oh Tobiiaaaaas
I know you think i'm a fooool. That i would never do that to heer.
I'm not that innocent
*Tobias does bird poopies on Jake and Marco begins to laugh*
Hey! EW! I quit.
*jake storms off the set*
*the other animorphs go into a bowing stance and the curtain closes, thus ending ACT 1*