A/N: Okaaaayyy...This is just a random story that may prattle on and on with no end in sight...I was hopped up on pixie stix when I thought of this, so...don't flame me! I wanted to write a humorous story with ALL of the Inuyasha gang (don't be surprised to see dead demons popping up...). Well, except for Kikyo. I'm sorry, but I hate her, so she won't be included that much. So, if you like Kikyo, don't read this!! And if you don't like new people in the story, you may not like this, cuz I'm putting myself in as Sutorii, cuz I can. And no, that's not my real name, it just sounds cool. So there. And she can travel through the well too. I'm sure there could be a wonderful story behind that, but I really don't care to go into detail. I'll save that for another story. Maybe.
Feel free to R&R, though I doubt any of you are still reading this far, after that intro of mine...V.V;; Oh, this story will have some OOCness, mainly with Sesshomaru...he wouldn't come any other way.
One Seriously Wack Slumber Party
By crazyroninchic
"Kagome-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!"
The reincarnated miko turned to see a girl with violet eyes and short brown hair bounce over to her. Kagome smiled and shifted her backpack onto the other shoulder. "What's up, Sutorii-kun?"
"I've got nothing to do this weekend!!" Sutorii whined.
Kagome sighed. "Yeah, me too. But a little peace and quiet would be nice...I guess..." It's so dull here, compared to the Fuedal Era...
"A sleepover."
"H-huh?"
"We should have a sleepover with Inu-chan and the others!!!" Sutorii exclaimed.
"Actually, that sounds kinda fun," Kagome said, looking thoughtful.
"Let's go!" Sutorii yelled happily, grabbing Kagome's hand and dragging her off.
Inuyasha peered over the well wall, ignoring the kitsune bouncing on his shoulder.
"When's Kagome coming back? Are you gonna go get her? Will you tell her I miss her? Will she be back soon?" Shippo said, trying to get his attention.
Sango and Miroku were staring at Koga, who was next to Inuyasha and was also bouncing up and down.
"When's Kagome coming back? Are you gonna go get her? Will you tell her I miss her? Will she be back soon?" he griped. Inuyasha had a large vein throbbing on his forehead, growing bigger by the second.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! FINE, I'LL GO GET HER!! BUT ONLY TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!"
He practically threw himself in the well. Unfortunately, Sutorii and Kagome were coming through at the same time, and he landed on top of them.
"Owiee...well, hello." Sutorii said amusedly as she stood and found Inuyasha and Kagome laying swirly-eyed on top of each other. "What the hell happened when my eyes were closed?"
A shadow fell over them, and they looked up to see Shippo looking down at them. "Kagome! Sutorii!"
Sutorii climbed up, leaving a dazed Inuyasha and Kagome to sort out what limbs belonged to who as they untangled. He sat up, unaware he was still on top of her. Kagome regained her senses and blinked.
"SIT, BOY!!!!" she screeched as she realized who was on top of her. Inuyasha fell to the side with a THUD and loud "OW!"
"WENCH!!" he screamed at her as she too climbed up.
Shippo jumped on her, nearly causing her to lose her balance and fall back down. Prying him off her face and giving the kawaii little fox a hug, she looked around her. Koga was staring down the well and laughing his head off at Inuyasha's predicament. Miroku had a bright red hand mark on his cheek as Sutoriii fumed and Sango rolled her eyes.
"He tried something ALREADY?" Kagome asked in disbelief. Though I really shouldn't be surprised...
Inuyasha had pulled himself up out of the well and shot a death glare at Koga.
"Well, did you guys come her to tell us something? Cause you don't usually come, Torii-chan," Sango said.
"Why, don't you want me here?"
"No! Go home!" Inuyasha said, angry at his recent 'sit'.
Sutorii turned to him, eyes filled with tears. "Y-you hate m-me?"
Inuyasha blinked in surprise. "D-don't cryyyyy!"
She recovered instantly and hissed at him. "Meanie."
He sighed in defeat.
"Inuyasha really doesn't know how to treat the ladies..." Koga said, shaking his head. Miroku sighed.
"My thoughts exactly. A lady is like a flower—to be treasured and protected."
"That was very poetic!" Sutorii and Kagome sparkled.
"Yes, coming from anyone but YOU, that would have been a great way to get a girl." Sango said flatly.
"But seeing as it's YOU, Miroku..." Kagome added.
"And we all know how YOU are..." Sutorii contributed.
"It won't work." Sango finished. "So cut the crap."
"I taught her that one, I did, I did!" Sutorii said proudly.
"Anywhooo..." Kagome said. "We came to invite you all to a slumber party we're having tonight."
"Why would we do that, when we could be looking for Shikon shards?" Inuyasha growled.
"Saayyy...isn't tonight the new moon?" Kagome asked. Inu blinked.
"Kawaii! Human Inu-chan!" Sutorii squealed.
"A perfect excuse then! We shall have our slumber party!" Miroku said, grinning like nobody's business.
"The guys WILL be sleeping in Sota's room." Kagome said. His face fell. "Ha."
Koga had remained silent during this whole conversation.
"I'll go," Inuyasha said. "As long as wolf boy here isn't coming!"
"Ohhhhhh...Let him come!!!" Sutorii said, latching on to Koga's arm. She had a soft spot for him, because when he found out she was Kagome's friend, he was nice to her and let her pet one of his wolves.
"And you have to come too, Inuyasha!" Kagome said. "Please?"
"Feh."
"I'll 's' word you."
"Fine! I'll go! But keep me away from him!"
"Rin want to go to party too!" came a voice.
Everyone froze and turned to see Sesshomaru and Rin standing there (Jaken wasn't with them cuz he's a bastard).
"Not gonna invite us to your party? How rude." Sesshomaru said.
"You can come!!!" Sutorii said, jumping up and down in excitement. "The more the merrier!!"
He blinked. "I was joking...but okay!"
"What?! There is no way in hell I'm going if Sesshomaru's going!!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Oh, you're going." Kagome said, giving him a look that could make the bravest youkai wet itself.
"Eep!...Well, what about Kikyo?"
"No." Sutorii and Kagome said together.
"She'd probably try to kill Kagome during the night and then I'd have to beat her clay ass," Sutorii said boredly. "Kikyo...must...die..." she muttered.
Kagome nodded in satisfaction. "Kay! Our guest list is complete! We can go now!"
As the large group was heading back to the well, Sutorii's voice could be heard saying, "Too bad Inuyasha hacked up Hiten, or we could invite him. He was hott."
"WHAT?!"
"Calm down, Inuyasha."
"You want to have a sleepover? Here? Tonight?" Sota said, standing in the doorway of the Higurashi home, blocking it. Kagome and the others stood before him.
"Yeah, Sota. You got a problem with that?" Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"Well, I have two of MY friends over..." He eyed the group. "Lesse, my sister's a reincarnated miko, her boyfriend..." (Inuyasha twitched) "...is a half demon...they're friends with a perverted monk, and demon exterminator with a fire cat...kitsune fox demon...wolf clan demon...youkai with a little girl...and a crazy psycho chick named Sutorii."
"Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's ME!!!!"
"HOW would I explain this?" Sota asked.
"I don't really care. Tell them we're cosplaying!" Kagome said, exasperated.
"Yaaaaaaayyyy!!!" Sutorii popped up next to her, wearing a Yuna Summoner costume (FFX-2). "Funfun!"
Sesshomaru, Rin, and Koga were staring intently around them, totally confused. Kagome, realizing this, attempted to explain certain things to them.
All from the Fuedal Era froze as Sutorii pulled out her ringing cell phone.
"DEMON!!!" Inuyasha yelled, pointing the Tetsusaiga at it.
Sutorii glanced over at him. "Put that thing away before you poke an eye out." She said nonchalantly. "Oh, wait, Sesshomaru's already done that to you, hasn't he?"
Sota's two friends walked out to see the strange sight that was the Inu-tatchi.
"Uh...Sota..." one of the boys said unsurely.
Sota sighed in defeat. "These are Kagome's friends. They'll be staying the night too."
The two boys raised their eyebrows.
"Yeah, Mom, I'm staying over Kagome-chan's house tonight...Who's here?" Sutorii looked around her, holding her cell phone to her ear. "...Just...friends..."
"I'd hardly say that," Sesshomaru said, appearing next to her.
"Yeah Mom, there ARE guys here. But they'll be in a separate room...Well, there is one perverted one...Ahahaha! Just kidding! Buh bye now!" She closed it and slipped in back in her pocket. "You almost got me in trouble, Sesshy." She pouted.
"Was Sesshy being mean?" Rin asked, standing next to him.
"Kawaii! Rin, I didn't see you!" Sutorii said, lifting her up and huggling her. "No, Fluffy wasn't being mean. He's actually being so nice, it's almost scary. Why, if the author weren't totally abusing her artistic license right now, I'd be in a lotta pain from that 'Fluffy' comment!"
Miroku came up behind her as Sutorii put Rin down. The little girl ran off to play with Shippo, Sota, and his friends, and Sutorii straightened.
"Monk, if your hand gets within a foot of my ass, I'll kick YOUR ass back to the Fuedal Era." She said, not even looking over her shoulder.
Miroku sighed dejectedly. "I just decided to come over here, when I realized that I asked the other two girls something I didn't ask you. Why, I wouldn't want you to feel left out..."
Here it comes...all the others thought, rolling their eyes. Koga and Sesshomaru were watching, not knowing what was coming.
"Sutorii, in the event I fail to destroy Naraku, I want my son to continue my quest. Will you bear me that son?"
"Sure."
Kagome and Sango's jaws dropped. Inuyasha and Shippo fell over. Koga rolled his eyes. Sesshomaru ignored him. Sota shook his head. Rin was too naïve.
Miroku looked ready to pass out. "R-really?"
"NO! Of course not, you lech!!!" she shrieked, smacking him.
He lay on the ground, sighing, as she ran away. A bright red hand print had formed on his face. The others were sighing in relief.
"Thank goodness!" Sango gasped, clutching her chest as if she'd just had a heart attack. "I thought Sutorii had lost it!"
"Ya know, I'm not too sure she had it to begin with..." Kagome said thoughtfully.
Sutorii ran along the path, tears streaming down her cheeks. Tears of LAUGHTER, I should probably add...She stopped to catch her breath and calm herself.
"You think I'm hot, do you?" a veeeeeerrry familiar voice rang out.
She eeped and looked up. Hiten stood...or should I say, hovered...several feet away.
"You're alive?" she squeaked.
"Yup! But much nicer! Author brought me back from the dead, only as a good guy."
"She can do that?" Sutorii asked in awe.
Anything is possibly if you're the author...bwhahahahahaha...
Ignoring the echoing voice of the baka author, Sutorii stood and stared at Hiten. "Sugoi..." she whispered.
"Let's go join the party!" he swooped forward and grabbed her around the middle, holding her by his side like a football...or something...with her head in front and her feet dangling in back. It hurt her neck to look up, so Sutorii let it hang down, and watched the ground fly by, and his cool little wheely thingies, as they soared towards the rest of the group.
Inuyasha looked up and spotted him. He pulled out the Tetsusaiga again. "Hiten!"
Kagome gasped. "What did you do to Sutorii?"
Her head popped up. "Lookie who I picked up!" she said gleefully. "Or rather, HE picked ME up!"
"Uh...shouldn't Sutorii be afraid?" Shippo asked, trembling on Miroku's shoulder.
"This IS Sutorii we're talking about..."
"Nonononono! He's good now!!" Sutorii insisted.
"Oh, and I'm the naïve one!" Rin burst out suddenly, very out of character. Sesshomaru blinked at her.
"Seriously! Don't doubt the author's power!" Sutorii exclaimed.
Thank you.
"Don't mention it."
I won't.
"Where did you get him, anyway?"
Internet.
"So, he really is good?" Kagome said, slightly dubious. "I mean, he DID kill Shippo's father, and tried to kill us..."
"Well, techinally, MANTEN killed Shippo's father...who saved you when Hiten here TRIED to kill you...but he didn't! That should count for something, ne?...Aw, screw this! Just trust me, kay!"
"'Kay."
"Hooray!!! Hiten gets to stay!!" Somehow (HOW, we will never know...), she managed to get her self flipped upright again, and huggled Hiten. "I've ALWAYS wanted to do that!"
"He MUST be good!" Shippo said.
"Yeah, otherwise, Sutorii would be a charred pile of flesh right now," Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha! Don't SAY that!!!" Kagome gasped.
Sango looked around. "What are we gonna do now?"
"Yeah! I'm bored! I only wanted to come because I thought it would be interesting!" Koga said.
"I thought you were coming cause Kagome was gonna be here?" Shippo said.
Koga blushed (kawaii!) and mumbled, "Yeah, that too..."
"I wanna brush Inuyasha, Hiten, and Sesshomaru's hair!" Sutorii giggled.
"Why them?" huffed Miroku.
"Cuz they have LONG hair," Sutorii explained. "But I'll still braid yours, houshi-sama!"
"Kay!" Miroku said, throwing his hands up in the air and oh so inconspicuously down around her waist.
Sango smacked him with her Hiraikotsu...just because.
Let's break out the booze!
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Riiiight, cause we want to LOWER Miroku's inhibitions!"
"We can go swimming in the lake!" Sutorii chimed in.
"There's a lake nearby?" Kagome asked dubiously.
"There is now! Author?"
Right o!
A sign reading, 'Inu-tatchi Lake' popped up next to Inuyasha, causing him to fall over in surprise.
"Ooh! Sparkly!" Sutorii squealed.
"Did you really need to add sequins?" Sota asked, coming up with Rin and his two friends.
"Are you coming with us Sota?" Kagome asked. "My, I'm going to have to dig up A LOT of bathing suits," She looked over at Miroku's crestfallen face. "Yeah, I said BATHING SUITS. Boo hoo."
"I will not stand for any lecherous behavior on your part, sir monk, or I will be forced to take violent measures to ensure that it will not happen again." Sesshomaru said smoothly.
"Right-o!" Miroku said nervously.
"Sango, Sutorii, help me find some suits," Kagome said, grabbing their arms and dragging them away.
"Right-o!" they chorused together.
"Someone please tell them to shut up," Inuyasha said through clenched teeth.
Shippo grinned. "Right-oooowwwwwwwww!!!" he moaned, after receiving a nice bump on his head, courtesy of Inuyasha's fist.
"Aw, lookit the big, strong, doggy! He can beat up a little kid!" Koga taunted in a sickingly sweet tone. Sesshomaru and Hiten snickered.
"I'll get you!" Inuyasha leapt at him just as the girls came out.
"Sit boy," Kagome said nonchalantly. She began spreading the suits out on the pavement as Inuyasha fell to the ground.
"Now boys, play nice..." Sutorii pretended to be stern.
"Ooohhhh! Rin wants this one!" Rin pointed to a pink suit.
Kagome smiled. "That was mine when I was little." She handed it to Rin. "You just hold onto that and I'll show you how to put it on as soon as everyone has one."
Several minutes later, the girls were changing in Kagome's room, while the guys were next door in Sota's.
Mrs. Higurashi stood guard. "Now Sir Miroku, no peeking. You either, Sutorii."
"Awwwww!" the two chorused from separate rooms.
Kagome's mom opened the girls' door. "By the way, I know Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo and Sango, but who's this other little girl? And that tall, white-haired man in make-up? And that man wearing fur? And how about the guy who's floating?"
Kagome giggled. "This little girl is Rin. Sesshomaru, the crossdresser-"(Sesshomaru and his fans: HEY!!) "...is taking care of her. Koga's the one in fur..."
"And Hiten is the floaty one!" Sutorii added cheerfully.
Now dressed in their suits, the thirteen of them walked towards the 'new' lake. Kagome was wearing a green bikini and flip-flops. Sutorii was wearing a black bikini and Sango wore a red one. Rin was in the pink one-piece. Sesshomaru was wearing a white pair of swimming trunks, Inuyasha a red and black pair, Miroku in navy, Koga in tan and black, and Manten in green. Shippo borrowed a pair of Sota's, and Sota and his friends wore normal trunks. (I only go into detail about the other guys so all the fangirls can drool at the pretty picture in their heads...yaaayy...heehee...)
Sutorii was practically giddy. Sango was blushing slightly and kept her eyes fixed in front of her. Behind her, Miroku was also keeping his eyes fixed in front, but slightly ahem lower...
Sango, realizing this, whirled and pounded him.
"HENTAI!!"
POW
"itai..."
Kagome had whirled around to reprimand him, but instead caught sight of some Inuyasha-in-bathing-suit-goodness! She snapped her head back around, wide-eyed and blushing like nobody's business. Sutorii, noticing this, grinned and whispered to her,
"We got some hot ones, do we not?"
Kagome nodded. "All the guys look good: Koga, Inuyasha, Hiten, Sesshomaru, and even Miroku!"
"'EVEN Miroku?' That's really nice..." Sutorii said sarcastically.
"Wheee!" Shippo exclaimed suddenly. "There's the lake!" Soon the small beach was just crawling with bathing suit-clad hanyou and youkai and humans and psychopaths.
"Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's ME!!!"
Be quiet, Sutorii.
"Mmmkay!"
Rin and Shippo began making a sand castle big enough to sit in. Sutorii dashed to the water, pulling Hiten and Koga. Kagome made Inuyasha some ramen and headed for the water also. Sesshomaru stole some ramen and ended up liking it...
Sango made sure she was at least a foot away from Miroku, and threatened to sick Kirara on him if he did anything. Said monk then busied himself looking for other unsuspecting girls to ask to bear his child. Thankfully, he found none. Pretty soon, everyone was in the water. Rin and the younger kids stayed in the shallow areas, while the others went as far as they pleased. Sutorii was having so much fun it was scary.
The others watched with raised eyebrows as she dove down so deep they couldn't see her, then pop up a good distance away.
"Are you sure she isn't a water imp?" Inuyasha asked Kagome. She laughed.
Sutorii popped up without warning next to Koga.
"Gah!" He leapt back...if that is possible in the water...(boy this story is going downhill fast!)
"You know," Miroku said. "Hiten, you must be careful. Water conducts electricity, you know..."
"Unless the author replaced your lightning powers with butterflies and daisies!" Inuyasha snorted.
"Oh, we'll see..." Hiten threatened, sparks flying.
Kagome shoved Inuyasha's head under water. "Are you trying to get us killed?!"
"Yes, the humans wouldn't last five seconds, and that half breed would be the next to go. Us youkai, though, would make it out in time," Sesshomaru said, looking at Koga.
Sutorii cried fake tears. "They wouldn't save us!"
"That's SO comforting!" Sango added sarcastically.
"Do not trouble yourself, fair ladies!" Miroku said, managing to put an arm around Kagome, Sutorii and Sango. "I'd suck them into the void to save you three!"
Others: HEY!!
"Uhh...maybe you won't..." Sango said, indicating the large swarm of Saimyosho (or however you spell it) overhead.
"EEEK!! I hate hornets!!!" Sutorii screeched. She whipped out a 30-foot can of bug spray and killed all the venom wasps with one blast.
Naraku appeared, sobbing like a hysterical teenage girl (and that's no insult to any of you out there, cuz I'm one too!). "Waaaah! You kill my babies!! I hate you!!" And he disappeared, taking all the dead wasps with him.
Now, in case you've forgotten, the group is supposed to be in the water.
"Let's play Chicken!!" Sutorii exclaimed. "Kagome-chan, I'm taking you out!"
Stay tuned to see who wins the Chicken fight!! Next time on—just kidding! But review and tell me if you like it! And if you have any ideas for things they can do, like when they go back to Kagome's house, feel free to suggest them! Oh, and keep in mind, I love ALL the characters in this (cept Kikyo and Naraku) so even if it seems like a favorite character of yours is getting a hard time, or is hardly showing up at all, give me a chance! It's hard with like ten people! Ja ne!