Hello! I've decided to do a story full of one-shots! They will be crack-fics so there will be a lot of OOCness! You have been warned! :D
Disclaimer: If I did own Young Justice, it would've never been cancelled. Especially at a cliff hanger! Darkseid, I mean COME ON! D:
Robin B01
Robin's day was going particularly well. The villains hadn't caused any trouble, the thugs were stupider than usual; making it easier to catch them and Agent A made an extra batch of chocolate chip cookies, meaning he could steal more without anyone noticing. Yup, a good day indeed.
When he entered the cave he instantly knew something was off. Wally and Artemis weren't engaged in their usual disputes and M'gann wasn't baking excessively. Upon further inspection he saw everyone, minus Superboy and Aqualad who he assumed to be training or something, cautiously approaching a small animal. He ninja-ed over to the group and whispered, "What are you guys doing?"
They instinctively jumped and groaned at the small boy's antics. They promptly shushed him and lead him away from the sleeping animal. "What are you guys doing? Why is there a monkey in the cave?" Robin asked again, slightly annoyed at being shushed.
Artemis responded, hands on her hips in frustration, "Kid Idiot over here decided to bring a monkey to the cave."
"Hey! It followed me from the zoo, it's not my fault. I just gave it my candy bar and it followed my here." Kid Flash defended himself with a glare sent to Artemis.
Artemis glared back, "How did it follow you?! Monkeys are kept in cages at the zoo!"
"Well...someone should've told the monkey that! He was out of the cage when I found him."
Robin pinched the bridge of his nose. These two would be the death of him. "None of that matters now, we have to get him back to the zoo."
Wally and Artemis huffed and crossed their arms. M'gann's eyes lit up as a light bulb turned on above her head, "We can lure it with bananas!" Everyone stared at her. "W-what? D-don't monkeys like bananas? I read somewhere that they like fruit and we, conveniently, have some."
"Fine, but we're not giving them all to the monkey. I still want those." Wally grumbled.
Aqualad B02
Superboy B04
"I still don't get why that lady was so mad. All I said was that she had a big butt. Don't girls like it when you complement on how big their features are?" Superboy asked, rubbing the sore red hand print on his cheek.
"I doubt that's the same thing." Aqualad answered.
They stopped when they saw the rest of the Team huddled together. "My friends, what is going on?" Aqualad questioned the group.
"Uh, nothing Kaldur...we just..um-" Wally stuttered in embarrassment. "Kid Idiot brought home a mon-" "Money!" Robin interrupted, not wanting Superboy to start a long conversation on how evil monkeys are. "He...brought home a...money?" Great now Aqualad was confused on English grammar. Robin face-palmed.
"MONKEY!" A loud roar filled the cave. "Oh no." Wally groaned.
Superboy was breathing heavily and looked quite feral as he eyed the monkey. The monkey was startled by the yell and started jumping around the room, breaking some expensive looking items along the way. Superboy chased the monkey, making more of a mess.
"Stop! Wait, Superboy wait!" They yelled in unison, trying to calm the feral half-Kryptonian.
"STUPID MONKEY! DIE!" Superboy lifted the couch and aimed it at the monkey who was perched on the kitchen counter.
"WAIT SUPERBOY! DON'T!" Wally cried. Superboy ignored the speedster and threw the large couch into the kitchen; destroying chairs and tipped over the fridge.
Wally fell on his knees and lifted his head in the air, "NOOOOO! WHHHYY?!"
Artemis face-palmed.
The TV fell moments after, smoke coming out of it. Superboy smashed the wall where the monkey had been moments before. Aqualad backed away casually as a wooden chair broke into chunks where he had previously been standing. Artemis had tried to calm Superboy down but that resulted in a vase being thrown at her. Where he had got a vase? She would never know. She ducked, the vase flying above her head and smashed against the wailing Wally. A cry of protest could be heard over Artemis' attempts to calm Superboy down. Robin had decided to occupy himself with hacking the government classified files for the eighth time that week. His head moving side to side as he dodge various objects flying across the room, still concentrating on his laptop. The monkey was screeching and panicking as Superboy continued the chase. Superboy's roars where still heard throughout the cave and multiple objects where thrown. Some landing on Wally who continued asking the world, "Why me?!"
Aqualad tried catching the monkey to stop the chase. When he finally, somehow, caught the monkey he stroked its head to soothe it. Moments later, he was immediately tackled by Superboy who decided Kaldur was a traitor for joining sides with the 'enemy'.
Wally finally stopped crying and went to inspect the damage caused by the large couch. He started crying again when he saw his beloved Snickerdoodle Cookie Fixins smashed, only crumbs remaining. He hugged the remains of the crumbled box to his chest and rocked back and forth in tears.
Artemis would've laughed at his childishness if random objects, that were never in the cave before, weren't hurdling towards her.
M'gann yelped as multiple items were thrown her way. She flew in front of Superboy and tried to calm him down which resulted in him grabbing her and using her as a javelin to throw at the monkey. She screamed as she fell down inches away from the petrified monkey, she held her head and winced. She looked around in panic. They didn't need her help right? She could just leave and come back when everything was calm. She didn't want to be used as a javelin again. Without warning Superboy picked her back up and used her as a bat as he broke multiple chairs and walls. When he finally let go M'gann scurried to a corner and started talking to herself in a trance.
Superboy was still in a fit of rage as the monkey continued to bounce around. Aqualad attempted to limp towards safety. "TRAITOR!" Superboy yelled as he caught sight of Aqualad trying to escape his torment. "No! I'm you're friend! Superboy...please!" Kaldur pleaded. Superboy replied dramatically, "I have no friends." He leapt for his victim but Kaldur ran away screaming into the zeta tubes.
Aqualad B02
Superboy growled in frustration but continued chasing the poor monkey. Artemis grabbed hold of Superboy's shoulders and tried to blind him with her hands. Superboy started to buck and growl until Artemis was flung off.
The monkey was still bouncing around the room in terror. It landed on the laptop Robin was currently hacking with, messing up his work. "Hey!" Robin exclaimed in annoyance, he placed the laptop on the floor; trying to remove the monkey. Superboy jumped and landed on the laptop in attempt to stomp on the monkey. Robin stared at the now shattered laptop, his eye twitched every so often. After approximately three minutes of staring at the broken laptop, Robin's trance was broken and he pulled out a syringe from his belt. He stalked towards Superboy and pounced on his shoulders, inserting the kryptonite-laced syringe into his neck. The sedative worked immediately and Superboy fell to the ground. Robin grabbed an unharmed chair and strapped the unconscious Superboy, with duct tape, to it.
He shook Wally to wake him from his depressed state. His only response was, "Life isn't fair!" Followed by more crying. He rolled his eyes and went his room where he brought out a small cage. He placed a small piece of banana inside and the monkey ran in. He closed the cage and took it to his room.
After he returned, he grabbed Artemis by the hand and told her to help him hold Superboy down, should the sedative wear off faster than he expected. As they held Superboy they could here the wails of Wally and the small incoherent mumbles of M'gann. Then they surveyed the damage. They groaned.
Batman 02
Batman entered then immediately stopped at the entrance. He surveyed the Team's current predicament. He turned without saying a word.
Batman 02
So, there you have it! I hope you enjoyed! Please review! :D