Stettners Law For Surgeons

Never say "oops" while your patient is conscious."

Takes place before Yoh and Faust's fight. Ya know, when Faust was dissecting Manta

" ..The chest cavity seems normal enough...." Faust muttered as he examined Manta's innards (eww!).

" YOH! YOH!! " Manta screamed as he tried to wiggle free from Faust's grasp.

" MANTA!!! I'M COMING MANTA!!!" Yoh yelled as he tried to fight off Faust's skeletons.

" Stop wiggling young-oops." Faust's said as his eyes got wide and he blushed slightly, "Uhh. Eliza, do we, um. Have any morphine with us?" (Lets just pretend that she could talk at this point in time.)

" Yes, of course." Eliza answered, though in her mind she was thinking ' Well naturally we have morphine dear. You always carry it with you because God forbid it should work its way out of your system and cause you to need two bottles of it on the spot.' " Why?"

"DID YOU SAY OOPS!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! FAUST IS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!" Manta screamed in terror.

" Shhhh. Now Manta, your not gonna die." Faust then looked at Eliza, "I sorta, accidentally cut his liver out..."

" WHAT!!" Eliza's eyes bulged out.

" MANTA!!! I'M COMMNG!!! EVENTUALLY!!!!" Yoh yelled as he punched a skeleton.

" sigh Here's the morphine, antiseptic, and a mallet." Eliza said as she handed Faust the items.

" Thank you dearest." Faust smiled as he took the objects.

" Wh-whats that mallet for?" Manta asked worriedly.

" Mallet? What mallet? I don't see a mallet." Faust lied poorly as a halo appeared on his head.

" Don't worry sweetie, he knows what he's doing." Eliza smiled, " At least, I think.." She said as an after thought.

" Uhh.. Manta, I'll save you after I finish this game." Yoh said as he played Tic Tak Toe with one of the skeletons ( We'll call him Tim.).

" Okay Manta, hold still." Faust said as he and Eliza put the antiseptic and morphine in Mantas veins (With needles, of course). " Alright Manta, how do you feel?" Faust asked with a smile.

" Eliza, how does it feel to be dead?" Manta asked.

" Why?" Eliza replied.

" I don't trust Faust." Manta answered flatly.

" Hey!" Faust looked hurt.

" Oh, don't worry dear. That's why I'm here, to keep Faust from accidentally killing you with his pathetic medical skills." Eliza smiled.

" HEY! Who's wife are you! And didn't I cure you of that incurable disease!" Faust yelled defensively. "

" I know sweetheart, and I'm very grateful." Eliza patted Faust's head.

" Are you mocking me?" Faust asked flatly.

" Of course not!" Eliza giggled.

" You lie!' Faust then began to cry pathetically.

" OH! Lch liebe Faust!" Eliza then hugged Faust.

" Uhh. not to interrupt this loving moment, but I'm going to pass out now." Manta then passed out.

" Hey Manta." Yoh smiled in his face.

" Yoh?" Manta stood up, "Wh-where....Hey Where's my liver?"

" Faust?" Eliza asked in a scolding tone.

" Hee hee." Faust looked behind Manta, " Frankie! Bad dog! Drop Manta's liver!" Faust ordered. Frankenstein dropped the liver and began whimpering. " Hey you go manta, your liver."

" Next time you say oops I'm kicking you in the shin." Manta said flatly.

"Does that mean you'll let me run more experiments on you?" Faust asked hopefully. "No." Was the reply.

OSWAR

Disclaimer

I don't own the Murphy's Law fro doctors book (Which is where the quotes at the beginning of the chapters come from) nor do I own Faust, Eliza, Yoh, and Manta, they are the property of Viz comics and the book is the property of Arthur Bloch. I claim no rights to them and am making no money from this. It has been written purely for entertainment purposes. Danke Schon.

Glossary

Lch Liebe Faust = I love Faust

Danke Schon = Thank you

Oswar = end

The top two words are German and the bottom is Japanese